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Return of the King (Patreon)

Published:
2021-04-09 18:34:25
Imported:
2021-09

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Return of the King (paytch)

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Anonymous

please do this sketch

Anonymous

Party at Sto’s tonight!

Anonymous

Put it on the big screen

Anonymous

HESSSS

Anonymous

YESSSS

Anonymous

Fuck yeah!

Anonymous

I'm soaked right now

Anonymous

Hell yeah man

Anonymous

Cast made my Pepe jump

Anonymous

I love lasting

Anonymous

Eating a edible and watching the bois

matt

feel how wet i am gerbie

Anonymous

time to wedge the comments

Anonymous

It was a delight to hear from the honorable S. Gerben again. I hope he makes more frequent appearances in the near future!

Anonymous

loved the show today boys you guys rock. My wife wasnt impressed with your shitz carlton joke so no dinner for her tonight. She'll eventually learn the how to appreciate the subtle intellectual humor of this cast.

Anonymous

In high school we had some parents of a chick who died in Columbine come in. The first 3/4 of the assembly were just like "Don't bully people." But the grand finale was all this weird shit about how she predicted the shooting happening. Not far off loose change.

Anonymous

The Slobodan Praljak vid that Matt referenced. Based af https://storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/media/media:ae39c2114062402cb1cc47b3c2923e8d/576.mp4

Anonymous

Im gettin fed up with the massage therapist slander get thrown around. I put mf’s through pain w my massages. I wish DW had me pull up to massage him I woulda kicked his ass if I saw bird

Anonymous
>>57426485

Nvm I just googled his height and weight and I would most definitely end up jerking him off.

Anonymous

..Deshaun Watson..Antonio Brown..etc..soon as they want to be traded..all of a sudden, they get metoo cancelled..those team owners are bribing these massage girls into accusations, knowing it's guilty without trial

Anonymous

😂😂😂😂(the United nations) sir your going to prison (Him) bet you im not

Anonymous

facts..4th grade..i dated the 1st girl to grow tits too..they weren't even big, maybe B cups, but 1st, amazing. shoutout Faye

Anonymous

"..was she Italian?? lol..it's so true..I see it as..Latin America, Africa, Italy..were once all the same land, when you look at ancient maps, before the sea levels..but wiggers is just law of opposites attraction

Anonymous

new school transfer life..1st day..all the girls love you, thus all the guys hate you. pick steady baes, horseplay w/ the 'skis..by last day..all the girls hate you for not choosing them, all the guys respect you for being bros over hos..but by that time, another move, transfer, start over

Anonymous

You sound sad bro

Anonymous

Your hands are soft as fuck what's your problem 😂😂

Anonymous

Today was a good day.

Anonymous

Gerbeeezze

Anonymous

MATT, stop saying lil Wayne is gay. It’s blasphemous and you’re just wrong, maybe birdman is but weezy loves pussy waaaay too much. And SHANE yes, being self conscious of your body is gay and a chick thing. That is all. Great cast.

Anonymous

good stuff

Anonymous

Matt thinking about the physical effects of manual labor: my lips would get chapped

Anonymous
>>57440293

nah..dudes get rich, get bored with easy girls, & turn gay. it happens, unfortunately

Anonymous

What a fucking legend

Anonymous

Why are people acting like theres not an elite group of pedophiles? Didnt epstein and maxwell prove this?

Anonymous

Matt's recollection of the stone soup folk tale has me fucking dying.

Anonymous

Matt please just do the fucking drugs man.. for weeks you've been talking about getting high.. 5 grams, Dmt, blasting off.. Just do the shit.. there's nothing worse than talking about drugs you're gonna do one day..

Anonymous

Why the hell is "tires" not a show yet. I'll belly ache all day about this

Anonymous

'I have an unfortunate penis"

Anonymous

🔥 as usual!

Anonymous

Gerbz standing up to murderous squatters is actually pretty ballsy, he’s basically Brando in Waterfront

Anonymous

Fuck dude no shirt under the tracksuit jacket is grade a trash

Anonymous

Ate the Stone Soup in 1st grade in 1999 crazy

Anonymous

This shit makes me realize how good war mode is... not even close, this is fun tho

Anonymous

No masters and no gods - but Matt, share the Barstarzz workout routine

Anonymous

That better be a zyn in old shaneo lip

Anonymous

Where are these sketches being released?

Anonymous

@Bobby, they'll be free on youtube

Anonymous

Shane is now the Twisted Azz Joker 😂😂😂

Anonymous

Dawgs, where do I order a t shirt

Anonymous

Love you fags

Anonymous

Everybody get up.... its time to space jam

Anonymous

I started playing this game called Escape From Tarkov and it's likely to fuck up my life. If you die in the game you die in real life

Anonymous

New ep up on spotify ya turd burglars..

Anonymous
>>57708969

If any of the guys wanna get together for a raid hit me up. If you aren't currently playing Escape from Tarkov then basically ur a fayget

Anonymous

Is there no paytech for this weeks?

Colin B

been there shane im not one w lasting friends