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just had to let you know and there was no easy way to break it to u

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Anonymous

Ty shaman

Anonymous

hell yeah man

Anonymous

Thanks :(

Anonymous

Was it Gerbdawg?

Anonymous

It was totally Gerbs 🤥

Anonymous

Even better

Anonymous

How great is our god?

Anonymous

Fuuuck youuu geeerbiiez!!! Jk I lo you

Anonymous

this wait is gayer than isis.

Anonymous

EXPOSE THEM!!!

Anonymous

fuckin gerby

Anonymous

Gerbs pls

Anonymous

All good. Just bring on the dawgz!

Anonymous

Unless it was a war mode who cares about a guest

Anonymous

We are straight homes, as long as the Shaman and the Bull come through for the dawgz you will (or should) have 0 complaints!

Anonymous

Wow, I can’t believe the Gerb-man would do such a thing

Anonymous

Will they make a return and can we know or is it a surprise guest?

Anonymous

Look at these dopers

Anonymous

I'll pray to the vape gods and kush masters on this 🙏🏾

Anonymous

I'm not going to be April fooled that easily. Get boofed Mathew.

Anonymous

All this for a dollar

Anonymous

Now you gotta make it up to us by live streaming the pod on YouTube as you tape it

Anonymous

Cmon st. Rogies

Anonymous

Ah, who needs 'em!

Anonymous

It’s ok I forgive u

Anonymous

Gerbiez tryna big dog the dawgs??

Anonymous

this is a sick april fools joke and i’m not sure how to feel about it

Anonymous

I’m devastated in this moment. The cast is my sanctuary. This is the worst day of my life right next to 9/11

Anonymous

Seriously you guys got the fuckin king Louis ck???

Anonymous

Shucks

Anonymous

That’s very Shrek 2 of you

Anonymous

Don't stress it dawg, sometimes the star don't aling. Looking forward to the cast whenever she appears

Anonymous

Dunkems got out of her restraints, eh?

Anonymous

Who was it? I'm guessing Trump Daddy

Anonymous

The Bull and the cosmic shaman is all that is required to make the magic

Anonymous

Lets be real, Ghislaine Maxwell was pulling your strings dawg. She can't rip a cast until the summer at the soonest.

Anonymous

THE DREEEEAAAAMMM!

Anonymous

Did dog girl get a new toy she wanted to play with instead?

Anonymous

“What is to give light must endure burning” - victor frankl

Anonymous

Matt quit April fooling us!!

Anonymous

treacherous...

Anonymous

how great is our Pod?

Anonymous

He's just foolin'

Anonymous

Who the fuck is gerbies

Anonymous

gotta h8 it. Can't wait for the pod

Anonymous

Dammit gerben

Anonymous

I'm gonna pop!

Anonymous

Grool me once...ehhh...we can't get Grool'd again!

Anonymous

I'm fuming

Anonymous

I dont need a special guest. Just gimme the dawgs

Anonymous

aPReHl fEhLLs

Anonymous

Dog girls back?

MoldyToad

Bring back the DAWG Roll Call. It was sick

Anonymous

We want the King!

Anonymous

Was it gerbies?

Anonymous

fuming

Anonymous

One more post with bad news and I’m spamming this bitch with N words.

Anonymous

Making me feel like an April fool fr fr

Anonymous

Ellory Smith?

Anonymous

the broeskies turned gay

Anonymous

Bruh bring back mulldog

Anonymous

make billy mandatory 2x a month

Anonymous

Dam April fools got me set trippin over this

Anonymous

I hope it's Gerbiez

Anonymous

God damn them

Anonymous

What the hell could Double D be busy with?

Anonymous

Looking forward to it no matter what!

Anonymous

Is anyone gonna explain who gerbies is

Anonymous

This reeks of Jewish tricks

Anonymous

Gerbies and his god damn arthritis

Anonymous

Praise dawgz

Andrew

Cock teasing me with these notifications

Anonymous

Damn it Gerben you had one job.

Anonymous

It would be wild if it was Ellory.

Anonymous

Peggy hopping on the cast?

Anonymous

Dog girl had to go to the vet.

Anonymous

;honesty will keep us together

Anonymous

Im ticked

Anonymous

I’m fuming

Anonymous

Was the guest Shane Gillis?

Anonymous

yo chill chill chill the j's will come at you like they did cuomo. jews rock man

Anonymous

Fuck you Dan Soder!

Anonymous

Is Phil busy?

Anonymous

Have Phil on and keep accusing him of saying the N word under your breath when he is speaking

Anonymous

fvck..i thought it was dog girl..well if its her, she had to take a doggie call, i get it

Anonymous

Gerben :(

Anonymous

Shout out double d

Anonymous

Shouldnt have booked Tiger Woods.

Anonymous

Brothers somehow cumtown is much more punctual with their episode drops lol how could this be

Anonymous

Wheres the new paytch bo's

Anonymous

Last time my balls were this blue was when the lady boy I was tip deep in turned out to be an actual woman. Fucking gross.

Anonymous

Hale Paimon!!!

Anonymous

Recording and releasing today, or just recording?

Anonymous

WE WANT GER-BIES 👏👏👏👏👏

matt

FUCK GERBEN

Dana Rigamortisaur

I had puffy nips for a short time at least.

Anonymous

Spud would be better anyway!

Anonymous

As long as L’Ahmaire shuts the fuck up on this one, I’m finna be good fr

Anonymous

Gerbies got a huge piece from what I hear

Anonymous

If this is an April fool who’s up for simultaneously cancelling the paytch? Lol

Anonymous

Such a tease I am blue ballin for content!!

Anonymous

The potential female guest is no more. Crisis averted.

Anonymous

SAM HYDE

Anonymous

Thanks big dawg

Anonymous

fucking gerbies

Anonymous

Bout to hit shane with an OL

Anonymous

yall are worse than Mullen and Tim

Anonymous

Sam tallent said he was gonna be on

Anonymous

Thank god yalls paytch is a dolla minimum (PA) jmon now

Anonymous

Billy smoked DMT and denounced Trump on War Mode so if your guest wasn't Billy I couldn't care less lol

Anonymous

You guys should have another with Sampu Al Hydeh

Anonymous

Savita Bhabhi?

Anonymous

Where are the boys!

Anonymous

Is that true? If so which episode I’d love to hear it

Anonymous

Solid PA. This Gilly and Keeves sketch better knock my dick off.

Anonymous

Tim Dillion’s show has become unlistenable to me over the past year.

Anonymous

When you guys gonna have spuds on

Anonymous

Fire Lemair

Powerful Primate26

Is what it is. We show up for Matt and Shane, not guests, so bring it like you always do boys! I'm going to my first ever live stand-up show on May 1st, see you in the Burg Gillis!!

Anonymous

Any bets on why Ari Shaffir missed it?

Anonymous

Was it Dan Carlin?

Anonymous

Eh, forget guests. Just talk cool history shit...those are the best episodes. Shane talk history, Matt gets his shaman on, and Lemaire...damn, never mind.

Anonymous

it was rogies

Anonymous

back to back beezer?

Anonymous

Was really looking forward to a dog girl appearance. Guess I'll have to settle for the real dawgs.

Anonymous

WE NEED PHIL.

Anonymous

Ya had to go tell Sam Hyde where the nearest wishy washy was, dintcha?

John Griffiths

Gerben’s hemorrhoids are flaring up

Anonymous

Wtf weres the ep

Anonymous

Hey Shane gillis your fat

Anonymous

When bros?!? Imma explode over here.

Anonymous

No matter wut...

Anonymous

Biden was coming on to let Shane have it for his family's murderous delivery trucks

Anonymous

Matt is definitely asleep already

Anonymous

Drop the ep you’ve got hungry dawgz to feed

Anonymous

Wasn’t right what you did to those ladies in Atlanta!

Anonymous

..wait this comment is blasphemy..what's wrong w/ Matt lately..I think bae pms slowly driving him insane..but he's stuck by law

Anonymous

Shane's IG story 4 hours shows they were rocking some NBA Street on Gamecube at Billy's. My bet is a sneaky night cast dropped at 11:59

Anonymous

Is this some type of april fool shenanigans?

Booker T

Back to back Beezer would be sick Him and Shaner’s pod rocks cock especially their new one “Twerk In Hell”

Anonymous

I love this bit. Running on McCusky time lol. I really hope the special guest was the spudman or billy.

Anonymous

Shrek 3 wtf

Anonymous

Where the dawgs at?

Anonymous

"Ripping today no matter what"... Come on dawgz. I'm gonna end it..

Anonymous

🦧🦧🦧🦧

Anonymous

I'm so lost without you dawgz!!

Anonymous

WOOF WOOF DAWGIE HUNGY

Anonymous

I neeeeed it

Anonymous

Gonna have to go pennsylvania way and give matt a what-for.

Anonymous

chiiiiiiii matt send it

Superhater

best not be foolin

Anonymous

Shit, might have to listen to some old eps if this aint happening. Any recs, dawgs?

Anonymous

Who’s getting fired this time god dammit

Anonymous

fire lemaire!!

smilderfield

guys, shane is super busy working on snl, cut him some slack on the release date for new eppys /good universe

Anonymous

special guest was Joe Biden but he tripped

Anonymous

Nick mullen needs to a monthly guest.

Anonymous

Stop j’ing your dicks to t porn and upload the ep

Anonymous

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, where is the paytch bruvs

Anonymous

how smart are our creators, making us wait while we run outta time

Anonymous

The Dawgz having known they had lost there battle of wits against this great enemy, had been trapped on a dead planet buried alive with no escape. The fury and emotion had bubbled to the surface, contorting their faces with wide eyes and flared fangs of rage and anguish. They cried out into the infinite black of space in futility. "GERBIEEEEEEEEEEES!!!" I picture shane as Kirk but we all know mccusker is the captain of this enterprise.

Anonymous

Im upset in the outputs of this establishment. I want to watch the pod

Anonymous

I'm not mad. Just disappointed.

Anonymous

Straight up fumin

Anonymous

We've been April Fooled. Any news today I believe

Anonymous

damn we got fooled

Anonymous

Feel like my guy is dry right now

Anonymous

Guy like me? Hate April fools jokes.

Anonymous

Bet ya you don't

Anonymous

Give the name

Anonymous

Shittiest April fools joke to date. The Skis are waiting

Anonymous

Damn I worked a 13 hour day so pumped for a new episode but still nothing? I'm crushed boys

Anonymous

This shits weak! Now i gotta work in silence and with no laughs, sounds fun.

Austin Jordan

Patience is a virtue. All this bitching is weak

Anonymous

If the episode isn’t out within the hour I’m calling the Dunkums

Anonymous

Where the ep fellas...

Anonymous

Evil, evil, evil hippies.

Anonymous

Well that was a lie

Anonymous

2 hours a week. 2 hours a week.

Anonymous

Lamare got time to do loud boys pod. Yall need to hire him back

Anonymous

This is definitely some lord farqarrd shit. Shek 3

Anonymous

Can’t believe you guys did the skis like this

Anonymous

WHERES THE CAST BOYS DADDY NEEDS HIS CAST

Anonymous

This is a PA

Anonymous

Real eyes realize real lies

Anonymous

I heard shane ate some disco biscuits and locked himself in his room with darude's sandstorm on repeat.. matts been bangin on his door for 10 hours but shane just thought it was the KILLER bass line

Anonymous

Just keep feathering, brother. Watch out for white chariots!

Anonymous

Fuckin ari. What a punk. The dawgs are red rocket right now for this hot cast.

Anonymous

It's amazing the skis can make it on time to their 12 hour shifts but the boys are late to their 1 hour goof-off session

Anonymous

I'm getting real bad man got the shakes and sweats need that cast man 2 days late

Anonymous

Is it fair to wonder... will this be made up to the Ski’s?

Anonymous

Poop dick

Anonymous

>it's alright we're still ripping today 21hrs later

Anonymous

Anyone notice Shane’s recent weight gain

Anonymous

Dawgs it’s hot outside for work and I’m trying to listen to the skis

Anonymous

The withdrawals are killin me

Anonymous

At least Shaman gives us updates on the cast drop, that dude Billy will just keep us in the dark for an entire week and then tell us to delete our pledges if we complain lmao

Anonymous

You punks didn’t finish now you’re ‘bout to feel the wrath of a menace

Anonymous

I blame Shane’s girlfriend

Anonymous

ApRiL FoOls

Anonymous

So no episode this week?

Anonymous

Bring back the sexxual hitman

Anonymous

Wow, how did we not see that coming ? We are all ski’s until we can lock down a slightly out of our league bae

Anonymous

I think they died

Anonymous

Apparently Lemorp wasn’t the only issue here boiz.

Anonymous

i was a little bit ticked off then i remember i paid more for coffee this morning then my sub

Anonymous

guy like me? doesn't like this junk

Anonymous

You people are fucking animals where’s the pod???? Longest week ever

Anonymous

If a poc complains about privileges.. can we refer to them as a "lamaren"

Anonymous

Where the dawgZ @@@@

Anonymous

C'mon man

Anonymous

The masses are getting restless, where is our god??? The skis are lost without guidance.

Anonymous

I mean I get Dad Meat not putting out anything this week...but I never expected it from the Dawgz.

Anonymous

Billy is always worth the wait

Anonymous

Golllly it seems like you guys don’t even appreciate the 3 pennies a day I spend on the cast.

Anonymous

Times eleven thousand per month, plus a bunch of people who pay more, that’s a lump of pennies I’d appreciate for 2 hours work

Anonymous

Billy is the ultimate Ski,

Anonymous

Bill the Groomer

Anonymous

No patreon cast for the Dawgs even 😤

Anonymous

Hot cast coming soon ?

Anonymous

I'd rather have Billy than Gerbs any day.

Anonymous

Billy the dragon master 🐉

Anonymous

I got the free ep on my podcast app, but I need to see the skis in the flesh !

Anonymous

Quit jerking each other off

Anonymous

What a great ep. Finally, thank the gods

Anonymous

This is the April Fools joke that hurt the most to be honest

Anonymous

C'mon.

Anonymous

Blame it on Lamorp and all is forgiven🙏

Anonymous

It's out on Spotify and what not ya dorks

Anonymous

Bill McCusker, taking heads and rocking beds

Anonymous

You don't get vid on spotify???? First time using if that's so then spotify is weeeeeaaaaak

Anonymous

It’s time

Anonymous

No worries just get Bill back on, family eps are my favorite

Anonymous

Where the paych ep dawgs? I’m trying to get through a boring shift rn.

Anonymous

bill a 2nd time would be better than any tryhard comedian would be, just keep the family eps rollin lol

Anonymous

I WORKED REALLY EFFING HARD FOR THE GOT DANG DOLLAR AND I REALLY just hope you guys take it easy on yourselves. If the episodes late than its late who gives an mother ef; you know what just take this week off you've been working really hard.

Anonymous

THE BOIS WANT BILL

Anonymous

Episode. Now. Fuckin turds!

Anonymous

Even the normies who are terrified by Bill agree he is the best guest, permanent third mic needs to be seriously considered.

Anonymous

Bill rules but he puts a damper on ol' Matt's natural shamanic energy

Anonymous

Bill RuLeZ

Anonymous

Where is the paytch???

Anonymous

I'm fucking fuming

Anonymous

I'm also fumin gayness confirmed

Anonymous

They’re leveling up on dmt

Anonymous

You guys are doing entirely too much goofin.

Anonymous

The youtube episode was killer. All is forgiven.

Anonymous

Need that paytch eppie

Anonymous

wher da paaitch at

Anonymous

Ari is a jew.

Anonymous

Gerbz is dead to me

Anonymous

Gerbz is out here breaking hearts & hurting feelings.

Anonymous

Not sure why everyone loves it so much when bill pinches shane and they play grab ass the whole episode. Remember when the cast was more conversational and less gay? Idk most of these dudes think gay bill n shane is funny maybe I'm just an old grumpy asshole