LEZ FUGGIN GOOOO!!!!! (Patreon)

take a moment to really contemplate the fact that you'll be dead one day. Everyone you know reduced to basic elements and minerals. 

Know this. Feel this. 

Equipped with this ancient knowledge, muster up the courage to go into your bosses office and say: Boss, life is too short, so I gotta tell you something.  

Your Bo$$ will say: Get the hell outta my office you pleeb! I'm not giving you a raise!

And you, equipped with the knowledge of everyone's total demise and banishment from the  psycho-physical realm with say: Forget the raise. Forget money. 

You're boss crosses his legs and tents his fingers, the exact posture of a person in a powerful position who also happens to be intrigued by a member of the lesser class's temerity. 

Boss: Did you happen to come into my office to tell me you are gay a fuck?

You: (Slowly nodding) I just checked patreon and learned that life is way too short and I plan on LIVING. On SUCKING MY BOSS!!!!

And THAT is true power!!!

AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN AMEN!!!!