AnimeCon Harem Bonus: Back to the Cafe (Patreon)
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The small, tastefully-appointed cafe was just as Brian remembered it from yesterday, although rather than empty, today a small group of overly-excited young girls cross-dressing as noble princes from Blood Butler had appropriated the far side of the eatery for a posh photo-shoot. Foxy led the way, followed closely by Mary, and then Brian entered while still trapped between Stephanie and Kelly.
Shall we? If youd like, I can buy you two lovely ladies meals as well. Itd be my pleasure, Foxy offered, waving casually at the exorbitant prices brazenly displayed across the cafes menu board. Cant speak for Brian, but these numbers mean nothing to me.
No, thank you, Stephanie politely declined.
No thanks, Kelly agreed. Were fine.
Are you sure? Foxy leaned forward to send a frown towards Brian. You girls dont have to be politeeven if this guy wont buy your lunch, its really no problem for me.
No thanks, Kelly repeated, snorting.
W-we really just ate not too long ago, Stephanie explained. Brian woke up early and went out to buy us breakfast, an-and brought it all back to the room for us.
Oh... I see, Foxy said, disappointed.
I think I even ate too much, I still feel full, Kelly yawned, and she stretched out luxuriously with a satisfied smile.
Th-thats because you stole my pancakes, Stephanie griped, grinning from where she still clung to Brians arm.
Truebut youre not exactly innocent, either. At some point before we left, didnt I happen to see my syrup on your fingertips? Kelly asked, grinning wickedly and winking.
Y-your ? N-no, I didnt, I mean, I-Id, I n-never
Wow, look at how smart and thrifty you folk are, Mary said with sarcasm. Its okay if youre too cheap to eat hereyou didnt have to go and make excuses. Its actually kind of embarrassing then, isnt it?
Oh, totally. Definitely not like Steph and I ate here together just yesterday, or anything, Brian mentioned, rolling his eyes.
You ate here without me? Kelly pouted playfully. Tsk, tsk.
That was right before we first bumped into you, actually, Brian said.
I-I only had one of their salads, Stephanie chimed in a chipper voice, so caught up in the memory of that intimate meeting in the cafe yesterday that she was oblivious to Marys verbal jab. That kiss! It was pretty great, though, I think. Th-the salad, I mean.
True to his word, Foxy bought a lavish meal for Mary and an expensive coffee for himself, and the group sat together at a large corner booth.
Whatre you gonna do bout your boots? Are they too uncomfortable to wear? Brian asked, stealing another glance up Stephanies lovely legs while struggling to keep his thoughts from spiraling into sin. Those legs, last night... were wrapped around my head.
Shell be finewe were just in a rush to get here. A half-hour goes by without you and already shes missing you, Kelly answered in her charming voice. Although, you know, maybe one of your magic massages would have her feet feeling all better?
O-of course not, Stephanie blushed, but made no motion to put her thigh-high boots back on yet. I mean, um, unless you want to
Ew, gross. Please, not while Im eating, Mary scolded with a disgusted look.
Ah, I wasI was actually wondering, Stephanie spoke up, taking a nervous glance at Brian. Would it be alright if you added me into your chat group? The one you showed us before? I know we can text each other, but I, um, I thought that it would be a cool thing to be a part of. If-if thats okay.
Sure, no problem, Brian chuckled. Ill send you an invite now.
Foxy frowned. Despite now being in the presence of three gorgeous girls rather than only one, he wasnt feeling like hed really gained anything. Stephanie and Kelly were clearly long-time companions of Briansmaybe theyd even known each other for yearsand there was no easy way to wrest firm control of the conversations from them.
Ah, Stephanie said after a few short moments. Got it. Oh, b-butwhat should I use for my display name? She turned her phone towards him, where the cursor was blinking beside her default name.
Stephanie Brandt
Your last names Brandt? Brian asked, curious.
Ah, uh, yes, Stephanie felt her cheeks warming as she realized shed just met Brian almost exactly a day agoof course he never would have known her full name all this time.
Cool. Mines Douglas, Brian revealed. Can I try setting a name for you?
Ofof course! Stephanie breathed. Brian Douglas? I really like that. Its so much more complete.
And Im Kelly Killy, Kelly joined in with a smirk, watching Stephanie surrender her cell phone to Brian.
And Im Fawkes, Fawkes Loxly, Foxy revealed, setting his coffee down in a hesitant manner. Theyre telling each other their last names? Maybe they arent as close as I thought. Maybe they just see each other every year at the convention?
Fawkes? Cool name, Brian nodded.
Fwwu Mary attempted around a mouthful of food. Fwucking.
Ah, right, Foxy laughed. Fawkes of fucking Loxly, then. But you can call me Foxy.
And the young creature still learning how to chew would be Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Brian chuckled, tapping a sequence across the screen of Stephanies phone and then sliding it back to her. Here, how bout this?
Im nineteen, Mary growled, as if that point made a difference to anyone.
Perfect-in-Pink? Stephanie read aloud, blushing fiercely. I-I cant use that. Im not the least bit
I think she should go with Fanny, Kelly suggested. Fanny as in, short for Stephanie, and also, you knowbecause of this amazing ass shes got going on. Fanny. It works.
ImIm not going by the name Fanny, Stephanie blustered out a denial, shaking her head quickly.
Here, let me try one, Foxy offered, gesturing for the phone. After a moments pause, Stephanie passed it towards their uncertain new friend across the table.
Nineteen. Thats not little, Mary insisted again, increasingly annoyed that no one was paying due attention to her anymorenot even Foxy.
Righteous-Pink? Stephanie read the name Foxy had inputted with a dubious expression.
Never heard of her? Shes from Sentai Senkai, Foxy explained. Its what they called the pink Iro-Ranger. Great show, youve gotta check it out sometime.
Alright, my turn, Kelly snatched the phone from them and began altering the inputted name once again. You accepted the invite? Im gonna go ahead and say hello to everyone for you in Brians chat.
...Please tell me you didnt change my name to Fanny, first, Stephanie pleaded.
Of course I didnt, Stephanie, Kelly blinked innocently as she submitted the message. Im hurt. Joking aside, do you really think Id have you going by the moniker Fanny in front of Brians friends?
Quickly pulling up the chat window on his own phone, Brian immediately saw the newcomer whod entered their message queue.
Right-in-the-Pink: sup everyone
Th-thats not, wh-why would youI cant believe that you just did that, Stephanie cried out, looking completely mortified. She stared balefully down at the screen as she seized the phone back from Kelly, looking absolutely betrayed. That wasnt nice at all!
Yeah, Kelly, that was kinda Brian shook his head in disapproval, though a faint smile was stubbornly tugging at the corner of his lip.
What? Kelly huffed. Its referring to her hair color... obviously. Isnt that the cool little personal connection you twove got going on? Perfect handle for her! Even better than Fanny.
Uh, yeah. Hair color, definitely what comes to mind, Foxy smirked, raised his eyebrows and hoisting his coffee up in the air as if announcing a toast. Right in the pink!
Right in the pink! Kelly agreed, pumping her fist.
Right in the what? Mary looked around at each of them and made a disgusted face. You guys are all nasty.
Can I still change it? Its-its not set like that for good now, is it? Stephanie fretted, flipping back through her message settings.
Mick95: who dat?
Oberon: Friend I met at convention.
coffee-vein: ah
coffee-vein: lol
Mick95: asl?
Tanya_Mykha: @Mick95 dont fucking asl ppl
coffee-vein: oh shit
Mick95: @Tanya_Mykha lol god damn
Mick95: @Tanya_Mykha was just asking
Mick95: @Tanya_Mykha chill
Tanya_Mykha: @Mick95 dont fucking asl ppl
Stephanie_Brandt: Im so sorry about that. I received the invite to the chat, but then a friend had my phone. Im so sorry.
Stephanie exhaled a slow sigh of relief at seeing shed successfully reverted her username to its default, then furrowed her cute brow in concentration as she caught up on that message log.
Um, A-S-L?
Age, sex, location, Foxy reported. He couldnt see the chats messages anymore from where he sat, but was familiar enough with internet slang to understand her confusion. Asking for basic information people can associate with your name, so they have some perspective on your identity. Not that you should ever trust anyones ASLs on the internet, mind you.
That was Mike asking that, Brian laughed, watching as a mess unfolded in the group chat on his phone. And then his girlfriend Tanya jumping down his throat, cause she doesnt want him flirting with anyone.
Mikes an asshole, Mary commented, balling up her napkin and discarding it onto the tray shed just finished clearing.
Oh, so you remember Mike? Brian asked, shaking his head.
Uh, yeah, why wouldnt I? Mary challenged, making a face at him as she rose up out of her seat. I want to go shopping now.
Cool, want me to show you around? Foxy immediately offered, rising out of his seat as well. Theres a lot of awesome stuff in the vendors room this year... if you know where to look.
Hed originally planned to get to know the attractive young Chinese girl better over the course of the brief mealor at the very least stimulate her interest in some subtle way, but instead hed been forced to discreetly re-establish himself within the group hierarchy. Contrasting himself only with this guy Mary already seemed to dislike had honestly seemed too easy, but Brians friends unexpectedly consisting of these jaw-dropping babes was another social paradigm altogether.
Nothing to worry about, though, Foxy smirked, crushing his empty coffee cup into a crumpled ball in his fist, and then casually tossing it over his shoulder. He heard the wadded-up cup clipping the edge of the waste receptacles stainless-steel funnel on the opposite side of the cafe, followed by the distinctive swish of it dropping down into the trash.
Mary noticed, catching his eye and breaking out into a smile. Good.
The others didnt notice at allthe Kelly girl was bantering playfully with Brian as they all collected themselves and rose out of the corner booth, while Stephanie seemed completely unable to tear her eyes away from Brian, period.
Good, Foxy thought again, returning Marys smile, but saying nothing. Our little secret.
Besides practice, the only real secret to his little trick was squashing the cup into a ball firsthed always score a shot at anything that was at a certain angles directly behind him. He didnt have to try to capitalize on every single little gimmick he knew, thoughhe was wealthy in more ways than one, and there was still more than enough time to win Mary over. And perhaps one of the other two, as well.
I dont get why you hang around with this guy, Mary stated, snorting at the scene across from her. Brian was kneeling down beside Stephanie at the edge of the booths bench and fussing with her boots, carefully pulling them back up her smooth legs, which she extended out one at a time. Look at her, blushing like an idiot. And for what? Him putting on this cringe-worthy chivalrous-guy act? Id have kicked him right in the face.
I was just pondering on why I stick around them myself, early this morning, Kelly confided to her in a low voice, counting off the reasons with my fingers, in a way. Dont know how far I got in the end, but it sure was a lot of fun.
This dark-haired girl, or rather, mostly dark-haired girlshe now noticed there were a few errant streaks of brilliant redwas watching for her reaction with a satisfied smile. It was as though Kelly was daring Mary to call her out on her double entendre, to turn unspoken tension into outright confrontation.
Really. Mary composed her face into an expressionless mask once again. Somehow, I doubt that.
I thought you would, Kellys dazzling eyes flashed, and she stepped over to Stephanie. Steph, can I see your phone? I want to show Mary that picture you took last night.
Snapping out of her dazed reverie, Stephanie this time actually looked hesitant to lend the girl in the gothic dress her phone again. But after a brief moment and a nervous smile, she relented and passed it into the waiting hand.
Kelly then swiped through menus on the phone with practiced flicks of her fingertip for a few seconds, and turned the screen to face Mary.
It was a picture taken in dim lighting, of a man seated upon an ordinary hotel bed. He was half-naked, wearing nothing but a pair of pants and some straps that may have been suspendersit was difficult to tell. His figure lit only by the nearby table lamp, and the curving contour of every muscle in his chest was beautifully defined in warm, fleshy tones. His shoulders were broad, and although not buff, per se, Mary would absolutely define him as a rather scrumptious specimen. With one knee up upon the bedspread and the other leg draping down out of sight, a hand partially upraised as if to ask are you seriously taking my picture, he looked as perfect and iconic as that famous chapel ceiling painting in France. Or was it Italy?
Very nice, Mary said approvingly, before twisting her face in a smirk. But, wellit looks pretty fake to me. Cant believe they actually took the time to shop Brians face onto the picture of some male model, and expected me to fall for it. Do I look that fucking stupid? What do they get out of pretending for this guy like this?
Curiosity having gotten the better of him, Foxy took a peek and had to agreethe guy in that picture definitely wasnt Brian. When a dude works out to get a body like that, he then shows it off with the right kind of cosplay. He wouldnt hide it under some goofy-looking skeleton minion getup. I dont need to squint for mismatched pixels to tell this is a fake. It just takes common sense.
Hah. Mary glanced indifferently over to Brian, who was gingerly fastening up Stephanies boot, afraid to pinch the soft swell of her thigh between the teeth of the zipper. As if theres even a comparison to be made in the first place. I bet under that dorky costume Brians just as pale, flabby, and gross as my brother. Fucking disgusting.
Pffft! Fake, huh? Kelly sputtered with laughter in the face of Marys apparent skepticism, stepping back over towards her friends just as Brian rose from his crouch and helped pull Stephanie up onto her feet.
Aw, Brianyou cant squat down like that, it gets your belt all twisted out of place on your outfit, Kelly pointed out. See? Its all messed up.
It is?
Before he had the chance to catch her blatant lie, shed untucked the top of his costume bodysuit from his belt, peeling back the black fabric with the cartoony skeleton bones stencilled on.
Jesus, fuck, Marys eyes went wide at the sight. Splendidly sculptured muscle was revealed, the neat lines of a six-pack drawing her gaze down into the most delicious abdominal V shed ever had the pleasure of witnessing in person. Okay, maybe he isnt the guy in that picture... and maybe he is. Seriously, though what the fuck? Since when does my brother have any fit friends?
Foxy, of course, didnt stare hungrily like Mary did, but the glimpse hed caught startled him. At least that explains why I havent been making any real headwayI havent been taking this guy seriously. Guess hes like me, the kinda guy who hides his fangs until hes ready to bite. Interesting. Been a while since Ive even seen anyone whos any kind of threat to me.
Hey, its okayIve got it, Brian said, trying to brush Kellys hands away, but instead she lingered, as if slowly savoring each tug and pull as she finished righting his fabric to its proper position.
There. All set, Kelly announced, pulling away from him with a final friendly pat that landed square on the bulge of his cup-piece. Are we all ready to go? I want to take a closer look around the vendors room, too. Wouldnt want to miss anything, would we?
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