Wedgie Haven, Part 1: Pants Down, Undies Up! (Sonic the Hedgehog) (Patreon)

“WEDGIEEEEEEE~!” Tails screamed when his Care Bears briefs were grabbed and hiked out of their pants by the assailant behind him. Who would dare try and do something so horrible to him?

Why none other than his watery rival, Kitsunami the Fennec of course. With a giggle at the edge of his voice, Kit grinned wickedly as he flung the briefs over Tails’ head and covered his eyes with them. Tails gasped in pain as he stumbled around in place, grabbing at his butt and crotch and looking like a pervert pleasuring himself in public to the people around the amusement park he was currently attending. His desire to get a funnel cake and have a nice time with his friends had been completely ruined!

ATOMIC WEDGIE!

“Did I do good Surge?” Kit asked, turning to face the green colored girl whom he’d placed his life in the hands of, in more ways than one. Her approval was something he was hot wired to acquire.

Surge laughed and gave a thumbs up, sharp teeth showing off with her fist at her side. “Absolutely! That was a well done wedgie if there ever was one shorty.”

Kit grinned with excitement, tail wagging back and forth. Oh, it felt great.

Tails was tumbling away and managing to get the undies out of his eyes when he yelped and tripped over a barrel following directly into it and kicking his legs back and forth inside. It was a bobbing for apples game and it looked like he had just accidentally interrupted it.

The two of them laughed and pointed at the fox before making faces and leaving him to his embarrassing plight. He was already having such a bad time this year, he didn’t need any of this crap also.

He was thankfully, and mercifully, yanked out of the barrel by one of the friends he’d come here with.

“Yo! You cool my dude?” Charmy asked, standing in his dry jeans and a party themed white t-shirt. It was supposed to be a special occasion today.

Tails grunted but felt a bit sour as he pouted and sputtered his lips. He apologized to the people playing the game ahead of him and spat out an apple that made its way into his mouth, promising to try the game himself to hopefully make up for it. It cost money so maybe that would appease them? He didn’t know. He just wanted to feel better about what he just went through.

“Why are they even here?” Tails asked, gesturing towards where he saw Surge and Kit leave. “Did they follow us to the amusement park specifically to torment us?”

“Nope,” Charmy put his hands on his hips before thinking it through a bit. “Well, yes but don’t you know what day today is?”

Tails narrowed his eyes. “What you’re about to say is really stupid.”

“It’s Wedgie Haven! The holiday where you give out wedgies to people and at the end if you’ve made it through without passing out from the pain, you’re the Wedgie King! Or Queen!” Charmy spread his hands.

“What you just said is really stupid,” Tails sighed. He then stood up straight and closed his eyes, scratching his head. “Alright, and you knew this?”

“Yup! It comes around every year! Mark your calendar Tails! Today is the day!” Charmy said, reaching over and shaking Tails by his shoulders. “This amusement park is our battleground!”

“What?” Tails raised a brow.

“Yeah! Look around!” Charmy whispered suddenly and began pointing all over the place.

Various hints of their friends being scattered about the place, looking closely at where they were but also scanning the environment for potential targets was visible. It seemed as though everyone had been informed of this day except for him!

Tails clenched his fists.

“I figured you’d like to get in on this. It’s a lot of fun!” Charmy smirked.

His face then contorted with extreme pain. He went cross-eyed and then gasped when his tongue flopped out, suddenly sweating and drooling profusely. His butt was raised up rather high but not as high as his underwear.

Tails had zipped behind him and given him an extremely intense wedgie!

REGULAR WEDGIE!

“HOW. COULD. YOU. NOT. TELL. ME. THIS!” Tails snapped. He thought they were just going to the amusement park for some fun. What was this crap about it being a battleground?

“AGH! PLEASE! STAAAAAHP!” Charmy was teary eyed and flailing about, his My Little Pony briefs showing off to the onlookers who weren’t participating. It was making him blush. “Please! I needed a partner!”

“A partner?!” Tails let his undies go and watched as Charmy lurched when they snapped against his butt.

“YEEP!” The bee went wide-eyed and grabbed his butt, kicking his legs back and forth while suspended in mid-air.

“You can team up with people?” Tails asked.

“Sure,” Charmy winced, teary eyed still. “You can even choose to do it in groups. Vector and Espio said no so you were my best bet. We’ve been through so much together after all.”

Tails pouted. “I mean… yeah, we have…” Tails grumbled. Most of the stuff they’ve been through together was rather unpleasant though. “But that doesn’t mean I want to partner up with you.”

“WHAT?! Why not?!” Charmy gasped.

“You tricked me!” Tails stomped his foot and leaned in, making Charmy gulp and double back. “Besides, was I really your second option? What about–?”

Suddenly Tails was interrupted by, what else, another wedgie!

It came swiftly from behind and his Care Bears briefs were hiked up in a way that was rather powerful! Tails’ eyes crossed and his teeth clenched as he felt himself being lifted but not all the way off the ground. It was done in a way that saw him reach his tippy toes.

DANGLING WEDGIE!

“GAAAAAAAH! WEDGIEEEEE~!” Tails screamed.

“What the–?! HEEEEEEEK! WEDGIEEEEE!” Charmy shrieked, in the same position that Tails was, eyes crossed and tongue out as he stood on his tippy toes.

His eyes caught a glimpse of who was behind Tails as this happened though. He swore he could see the hue of an aqua-green husky!

That meant the person behind him right now and giving him this wedgie was–!

“CREAM?! SAY IT AIN’T SOOOOOO!” Charmy cried, teary eyed.

“Sorry,” Cream giggled, letting Charmy’s undies go as they snapped against his butt and he face planted the ground with his butt in the air.

Bradley, her partner, let Tails’ briefs go and the fox did the same, panting and eyes rolling as the pain soared through him. He was on the verge of passing out already.

“How was that? Did I do it right?” Cream asked Bradley, floating over towards him. Bradley laughed and gave her a high five.

“You were excellent!” Bradley smiled. “Just like I taught you. Sorry about this Charmy. I figured you’d want it from me but she wanted to test out her wedgie skills on someone REAL good at this stuff so I suggested she go after you. No hard feelings.”

Charmy was seething with rage on the ground. Obviously he told Cream to give him the wedgie because he knew getting it from her would be way worse than it just being Bradley again. The combination of it being Cream and it being because Bradley taught her was a double team of emasculation that almost made him want to pee in frustration.

“Now we finish them off!” Bradley wiggled his fingers.

Charmy took his chance just then.

He zipped forward and scooped up Tails, zipping away and zooming around a corner to place him down against the wall.

“Hey! Wake up!” Charmy snapped, slapping Tails twice across the face.

The fox’s eyes rolled but managed to cut through the haze so that he could see Charmy’s face.

“Urgh…!” Tails whined. “Wh-what… my butt hurts…!”

“You gotta deal with it. You’re my partner and I can’t have you passing out before the game even really begins!” Charmy exclaimed.

Tails narrowed his still slightly unfocused eyes at Charmy before venomously responding, “You chose me because Bradley cucked you again and got to Cream first.”

Charmy blushed a deep shade of red and covered Tails’ mouth. “Sh-Sh-Shut up! We’re hiding r-right now! People can hear!”

Tails yanked Charmy’s hand off his mouth. “Bullcrap! You don’t want anyone to hear because I’m right!”

As true as that was that didn’t make what Charmy was saying any less true too.

“Listen! You really need to–” Charmy began.

“Well, well, well,” A voice boomed from above them. The two fliers gasped at the voice and then looked up to see who they knew awaited them on the roof of the small funnel cake building they were on.

“SONIC?!” Tails and Charmy gasped in unison.

Sonic crossed his arms, a white shirt with blue stripes at the edge of his sleeves and a pair of navy blue jeans on. He grinned as he leered down at them, showcasing a world class amount of dominance by brazenly having taken the high ground. It was over for them now!

“Tails, gotta say, I’m sad it couldn’t be the two of us working together today,” Sonic shook his head, eyes closed and hand resting on the side of his noggin. “But I suppose it’s only for the best. You’d only slow me down buddy.”

Sonic was talking smack but all Tails heard was an inclination that he could have been with Sonic for this instead.

“I mean, we could still team up!” Tails shouted up to him. Charmy’s jaw dropped.

Charmy just saved him and he was still trying toss him away? How rude!

“Nah. I deliberately decided I was a one man army today so too bad!” Sonic grinned and rocketed his way down towards them, hand out stretched and ready to grab the waistbands already sticking out of their pants.

“RUN!” Charmy shouted and grabbed Tails’ arm, yanking him along as Sonic slammed onto the ground, bent down in a crouched position. He whistled with amusement before chasing after them.

In a split second he managed to race in front of them, fists on his hips and looking cocky.

“Can’t outrun me boys!” Sonic laughed.

Charmy began to sweat.

Tails has clearly had enough though.

Charmy’s momentum was already going full tilt so there was no point in him stopping. Instead, Tails reached forward when Sonic got in their way and successfully put his hand down the front of Sonic’s pants!

Sonic looked down and his eyes widened.

“FLY!” Tails ordered.

Charmy did so, carrying the fox up and bringing, along with it, Sonic’s underwear!

He was yanked up in a wedgie that shot up his crotch and covered his face, but due to Charmy flying forward, Sonic began to scream into his briefs and flailed his arms and legs around while being flown forward by the bee boy across the landscape!

FLYING WEDGIE!

“MMMMMRRGHH!” Sonic was screaming so much into his Sesame Street briefs that he was getting them wet with drool. Nevermind how damp they were getting from his bladder losing a tiny bit of control thanks to the pain he was in.

Tails pointed ahead and Charmy nodded. There was an ice-cream stand ahead and a building behind it.

With pointed accuracy, they flew over the building but managed to make it so Sonic’s body slammed into it! They let him go and kept flying as the blue hedgehog painfully fell and landed butt first into the ice-cream, eyes rolling and tongue out.

Sonic shook his head and groaned before looking up at the upset ice-cream parlor guy and chuckling nervously. “S-Sorry…! I do so hope your ice-cream doesn’t end up tasting like butt. Haha-URGH!”

Sonic didn’t get to finish making light of the situation due to being kicked in the face and sent spiraling out of the ice-cream cart.

He bounced along the ground and came to a stop, rubbing his head with confusion before looking up and seeing a shock to his system.

“Shadow?!” Sonic gasped.

“Hello Sonic,” Shadow said, on one knee and arms out with purpose. “Surprised? I am too honestly.”

“Wh-Who told you about Wedgie Haven?” Sonic asked, gulping a tad.

“Rouge did. She heard it from Knuckles.” Shadow explained.

“Knuckles?!” Sonic gasped.

Then he was punched in the back of the head and made to face plant the ground, butt sticking out.

A hand reached into his pants and yanked his underoos back up, making him scream in pain before he was twirled around and around. His undies were twisted up and then a palm rested on his head to stop him.

“K-Knuckles?!” Sonic gasped.

“Hey Sonic,” Knuckles grinned, a shine in his teeth.

“Y-You teamed up with Shadow? Why?!” Sonic asked.

“Because,” Knuckles grinned and let Sonic go. Sonic screamed as he unspun like one of those propeller wind up toys, flinging drool and now pee everywhere.

PROPELLER WEDGIE!

“We don’t like you,” Knuckles finished, laughing as he did so.

Sonic spun so hard that he soared out of Knuckles grasp and landed flat on his stomach. His pants were around his ankles and his eyes were spinning endlessly. His tongue was out too and coated in drool.

He could feel Shadow and Knuckles approaching from behind! This wasn’t good.

As swift as the wind, he rushed out of his pants while crawling on the ground and let their hands hit the dirt. Shadow and Knuckles grunted as their heads knocked together.

“Ow!” Knuckles grumbled. “Watch it Shadow!”

“You watch it,” Shadow retorted. “He’s getting away! After him!”

Sonic was crawling pathetically on the ground before he scrambled to his feet and huffed and puffed his way ahead, now in just his shirt, briefs, shoes, and socks. He was blushing intensely but had no time to dwell on it as he was ducking and weaving through stalls and games, knocking over trash cans, and diving under carts to avoid the pursuit of both Shadow and Knuckles!

This wasn’t fair but he couldn’t exactly blame anyone but himself. He chose not to have a partner after all.

Rushing right on by them in an attempt to catch up to Charmy and Tails was Cream and Bradley. They shot right across the path that Sonic was headed in the opposite direction of and paid no mind to Shadow and Knuckles who, in turn, ignored them as well.

“Come on,” Bradley pointed up. “I saw them fly over the building. They’re in our sights!”

“Got it!” Cream smiled as she floated up. Bradley grabbed her legs and was carried ahead. He was delighted to be doing the team up flight maneuver with her.

Not so delightful was the laser wisp energy that was fired at him from afar!

“Oh no! Look out!” Bradley warned. Cream turned to see it coming at her fast. Bradley retaliated by letting go and landing on the roof so that the laser wisp soared past him.

Unfortunately, that’s when a pink hedgehog with a hammer jumped over him and swung down with her hammer in an arc that almost blew Bradley onto his back when he successfully dodged it!

“Darn!” Amy grinned. “A nice bop on the head would have dazed you enough for a fun little wedgie session!”

“Ms. Amy!” Cream snapped, fists clenched as she looked down at her from above, looking disappointed. “Was that your partner who fired a laser at us?!”

“Nope,” Amy said. “My partner uses fire.”

“Hm?” Cream blinked before the heat kicked up behind her. “WAAH!”

Cream ducked down and dodged a mini-fire ball. It was aimed at the bottom hem of her dress, likely in an attempt to singe it off so that it’d be easier to wedgie her without her dress getting in the way.

Cream landed on her feet and turned behind her to see Blaze standing there with her hand outstretched. “It’s a shame. I wasn’t expecting you to dodge that.”

“Well, I’m happy I did! That was incredibly mean and uncalled for!” Cream said, pouting and crossing her arms.

“We don’t have time for this! They’re gonna wedgie us good!” Bradley said, being boxed in by the two ladies surrounding them.

“No they won’t! We’ve got the ground and air on our side!” Cream said, confident as Amy and Blaze shared a smirk and a knowing glance. They were aware of Cream’s abilities and felt that they could manage her, no problem.

The four of them began to dance and swerve around each other, trying to grab for the underwear of the others with intense vigor and passion. Because Blaze’s attack missed, she wasn’t able to easily grab Cream’s though. It was frustrating.

“Alright then,” Blaze muttered. “How about a little heat to make the grade!”

She charged when she clapped her hands together and rushed behind Cream. With a burst of power she managed to successfully singe her dress this time, exposing the back end of her Easter Bunny  themed panties!

Cream’s jaw hung open and she blushed. The betrayal she felt was palpable.

Bradley, who was still dodging Amy’s hammer, blushed as well but for a different reason.

“Gotcha!” Blaze smirked as she grabbed the hem of Cream’s panties and hiked them up.

“EEEEP!” Cream cried, suspended in mid-air for a split second, the heat radiating throughout her undies.

HEAT WEDGIE!

“No… Oh no you don’t!” Bradley snapped and let Amy’s hammer swing down once again. This time though, he jumped on its flat end and reached forward.

“Hey! Don’t jump on my hammer! GAH!” Amy shrieked when Bradely reached under her dress and gave her a wedgie first and foremost. It was frontal and when he jumped off the hammer, soared over her head, and landed behind her, he stabbed the Strawberry Shortcake panties she had on through her tail!

BANANA HAMMOCK WEDGIE!

Amy screamed and cried into her panties as they rested over her face, arms flailing about and legs awkwardly stumbling around like she was drunk.

Bradley turned to rush towards where Cream and Blaze were.

He looked rather intense.

Blaze smirked as she kept a firm grip on Cream’s panties and thrust her in the way of Bradley’s line of sight. “Keep calm or else she’ll get hurt!”

“No she won’t!” Bradley snapped. “NOW!”

Cream got an intense, angry look on her face suddenly. She fired her foot back and nailed Blaze in the chin. It rattled her enough for her to let Cream go and while she was in mid-air, Cream ducked down into the front of Blaze’s pants and yanked her Hello Kitty panties right out of them!

FRONTAL WEDGIE!

“MEEEEOWWWWWWWWWIEEE!” Blaze’s eyes crossed and her mouth hung open, showing off her cute fangs and dangling tongue. Her eyes got instantly hazy, considering how powerful Cream’s fists were. This was an incredibly intense wedgie!

Her mind was so clouded that she didn’t even notice Bradley zipping underneath her legs and grabbing the back of her underwear!

With a loud shout, the likes of which would likely be seen in an action anime, he gave her a wedgie so hard that he launched her off her feet and soared her body over the edge of the building!

SUPLEX WEDGIE!

Blaze’s eyes crossed and her lips pursed out in a sucking motion. Her scream of pain was silent. She was flung right out of her pants and sent hurdling over the building before she was suplexed like a wrestling jobber over the edge.

Her head slammed into the garbage can below, crashing the tiny pail and leaving her lower end suspended and sticking out of it.

Stars and chirping birdies floated over top of her but you couldn’t see her goofy face anymore. All you could make out was the wet spot growing on her underwear as she passed out and was the first one eliminated from the Wedgie Haven!

“Yes! We did it!” Bradley exclaimed, rushing over and giving Cream a massive hug. She returned it and giggled before pulling away.

“I felt bad about the possibility of having to do that to Ms. Blaze… then she ruined my dress,” Cream sighed, looking behind her.

Bradley laughed but playfully covered his eyes. “Not to worry. We’ll–!”

SLAM!

“GAAH!” Bradley flailed about when Amy’s hammer cut in between them.

“You’re both dead!” Amy shouted. Her wedgie had been removed and she was seething with rage.

“Time to go!” Cream yelped, grabbing Bradley and jumping off the roof. They reached the ground and ran ahead, hand in hand, as Amy leaped off the building and gave chase, swinging her hammer around and knocking things away as they got in her path. She was spewing venom and was no doubt going to deliver more than just a wedgie to the two of them.

In the distance, however, a scope was observing them.

When the fight broke out, someone on a rooftop far away had wanted to continue firing their wisps to stun them and rush in to take advantage of the situation but hadn’t been able to capitalize on it.

Now though, they had Cream and Bradley in their sights.

This was Whisper the Wolf and she stood on the roof with her partner Tangle, bored as she was by taking this approach, in an attempt to weed out the competition using war tactics.

Again, Tangle didn’t find this method very satisfying.

“Can’t we just dive in and hike up the undies that way?” She asked, bending over with her fists at her side.

“If you want to, go,” Whisper said. “I agreed to help you out with this but I desire to do it my own way if I must.”

Tangle stuck her tongue out. “Oh okay…” She sighed again and rolled her eyes… before glancing off to the distance. “Oooo! What do we have here?”

In the distance, on another rooftop, was Silver the Hedgehog, pulling up a green lad with several earrings and an open red vest.

She cupped a hand to her ear to listen in, interested in what they were saying.

“I think I saw my brothers here,” Manic the Hedgehog, the spikey haired thief with the shiny medallion around his neck, spoke. “That’s great! If I win the Wedgie Haven, I’ll be able to show off to Donny how cool I am!”

Silver giggled. “Aren’t you the sub in your relationship? Why would you want him to think you’re cool?”

Manic blushed. “I can’t help it. It's in my nature,” Manic grinned, taking out two drum sticks and twirling them. “Well, it’s in my nature to TRY and be cool but around him I get all submissive and I just… lose my cool…”

“And your cream,” Silver teased.

Manic flushed red. “Shhh! I get it okay! I’m a beta boy. You don’t gotta advertise it all over the place.” He whined. “I would have totally done it with Donny if he weren’t working that overly long shift at his Empire City Style Pizza Place…”

“A guy’s gotta make a living,” Silver shrugged as he tugged on his tan shorts a bit to make sure they were secure enough. “Now then, let’s see if we can get in some-DOOOF!”

Silver grunted as he was struck in the back by Tangle’s long ring tail.

The goofy face he made was rather priceless.

It got worse when her tail reached into the back of his shorts and yanked on his Superman briefs!

“WEDGIEEEEE~! AIEEEEEEE~!” Silver screamed, eyes crossing as he danced in place.

Manic was too stunned to do anything. He just stared with a flabbergasted look on his face.

Tangle landed with a hefty grin and began spinning the crying and pleading Silver around and around over her head. He was even wetting himself a bit, it hurt so much!

AROUND THE WORLD WEDGIE!

“I found some fun targets alright!” Tangle grinned, narrowing her eyes.

Manic shook his head and snapped out of his daze. “Oh no you don’t!”

He charged at Tangle, twirling one of his drumsticks and made a bashing sound against the air. It sounded like an actual drum beat was hit and the concussive blast made shot into Tangle’s gut and sent her landing on her butt.

“YEEEEEEEEEEK!” Silver screamed as he was sent spinning like a frisbee in the air. He was sent blasting off into a different direction entirely.

Whisper heard the commotion behind her but wasn’t looking. Instead, her scope was still trained on Cream and Bradley as they ran.

She then smiled and got ready to fire her shot. This time it was going to be the spiked wisp.

She had the shot lined up perfectly… but then an upside down view of a person’s grinning head got into her scope!

“GAH!” Whisper yelped and fired the blast!

It soared right over Cream and Bradley, missing by a mile but still headed towards what looked like an abandoned popcorn tent!

“Okay!” Said Charmy under the cover of darkness within the tent. “We should be safe here!”

Tails wasn’t so sure of that.

Then the pink spike wisp burst through the tent and stabbed Charmy in the butt!

The bee’s eyes widened and he got quiet.

Then his face scrunched up as tears gathered in his eyes. Tails looked worried.

Charmy’s cheeks puffed out and his face got red as he tried to hold it in.

Nope. He couldn’t.

“YEEEEEOOOOOOWWWW!” The bee screamed, shooting into the air with the spike wisp still in his backside in an act that demolished the tent. Tails groaned as he was exposed again.

“What the–?!” Whisper gasped, having seen that through her scope. Who just destroyed her perfect shot?

Standing on her head and looking down at her face was Surge. She gave Whisper the peace sign and showed off her sharp teeth like the massive troll she was.

“Hello sweetheart. Having fun with your little wispy friends again?” Surge asked.

“Get off my head!” Whisper snapped to anger, remembering what Surge did to her instantly. She went to smack her away but Surge jumped and purposefully fell off the edge of the roof before grabbing the ledge.

Whisper was bent over as she looked down at her, her butt raised and in perfect position for Kitsunami to take advantage of!

Immediately, Whisper’s eyes widened when she felt the air hit her bare thighs. She was pantsed from behind and her teddy bear panties were openly exposed.

Even worse though, Kit used his water tentacles to grab her panties and hike them up in a painful tug!

“WEDGIEEEEEE~!” Whisper actually screamed, going teary eyed. She was astonished that getting a wedgie made her scream ‘wedgie’ like that. It just happened!

Kit then grinned evilly and fired a blast of water right up her butt!

BLAST WEDGIE!

Whisper’s swooning, blushing, cross-eyed face with her suckling lips was what Surge ended up witnessing from where she dangled from and it made her laugh so hard her tummy hurt.

The blast sent Whisper flying over the edge and she screamed aloud as she fell with her pants around her ankles. “TANGLE! HELP!”

WHAM!

Whisper crash landed into a pile of garbage bags filled with melted slushies, popcorn, and old, discarded cotton candy. Whisper’s eyes rolled as she was now completely dizzy and stupified.

“Whisper?” Tangle turned when she heard the shout for help.

“An opening!” Manic snapped and beat his air drum against Tangle again!

“EEP!” Tangle was flung back and while in mid air. Manic grabbed the waistband of her green sports panties. He then stretched them out and yanked her back towards him, pounding a fist into her back to send her forward again so that he could yank her back and repeat the process.

PING PONG WEDGIE!

“AAGH! NO! WHISPER NEEDS MY HELP!” Tangle cried, regretting her impatience.

Whisper, for her part, was recovering and was angry.

She looked up at the top of the building and saw Surge and Kit hovering over her. Surge stood there with her fists at her side, sneering with superiority down at her while Kit blew a raspberry with his tongue at her and wiggled his fingers like a brat.

“Loser!” Kit teased.

“Oh she’s more than just that,” Surge grinned. “She’s a smelly garbage baby! Love the teddy panties, wittle girl. Your mommy pick those out for you?”

Whisper snarled.

“Mad? Do something about it!” Surge laughed and jumped across the roof to the other. Kit was momentarily surprised but quickly followed after her.

Whisper stumbled to her feet, tripped and landed on her chin, but got up and raced around the corner to fire shots with her returned Laser Wisp at them. Her pants had been ripped to shreds by the fall and the sharp garbage. Now it was just strands of it hanging around her ankles.

Her blushing face was matched only by the anger in her face. She was firing off shots like a loose cannon and Surge continued laughing along with Kit as they jumped from building to building to avoid her.

Kit was enjoying this but his ear twitched when he caught the sound of screaming in the distance. He turned his head and gasped when he saw Charmy flailing about in the air, practically running along the air with a pink wisp in his butt. Tails was following him.

Kit didn’t have time to dodge.

Instead, Charmy rammed right into him!

Their faces, crotches, and lips smacked together as they fell over and landed in a painful heap on the ground, Charmy laying out on top of the water fox.

Tails gasped when he came to a stop, looking down at them with astonishment and blushing. That looked kind of lewd, not gonna lie.

Both their eyes were rolling and they looked half-conscious. Not out of the game but if one of them recovered fast enough they’d be in trouble.

Tails grew determined. “That just means this is my chance to take out Kit!”

Tails flew down, fists clenched and ready to do the deed.

Meanwhile, circling around the area, Whisper continued to chase Surge, who laughed her butt off at the attempt but was dodging every blow.

She continued to egg her on by making faces and blowing spit at her with her tongue out. It just fueled Whisper’s rage.

Rushing forward was Sonic in his underwear, panting and pumping his fists up and down as Shadow and Knuckles continued to chase and attack him.

The place looked destroyed. This wasn’t just a normal wedgie competition anymore.

“Please! I didn’t do nothing! I swear!” Sonic cried.

“You ARE Sonic the Hedgehog right?” Shadow responded as he thrust another chaos spear at him that blew up a fire hydrant and began spraying water everywhere. “Then you’ve done plenty!”

“Come on Shadow!” Sonic looked back, feeling very targeted and not in a fun way.

“Shut up and let me smack you one Sonic,” Knuckles grinned as he raced alongside Shadow.

“This is a wedgie competition!” Sonic fired back.

“That too!” Knuckles corrected.

Okay, yeah. It was clear they just wanted to use the Wedgie Haven as an excuse to beat him up. It wasn’t fair but he had to try and make this work. Somehow!

As if being granted a gift from the gods, he was given a short reprieve!

Surge came down and bounced off Knuckles’ head making him eat the dirt. She then kicked Shadow in the face and bounced away.

“Move it! Out of the way losers!” Surge laughed as she carried on ahead.

Shadow and Knuckles grunted with pain as they stopped. But then Whisper came down too. She jumped off Knuckles’ head and made him face plant the ground a second time. When she went to do the same with Shadow, he got upset and grabbed her by the leg, slamming her to the ground on her face so that she dropped her weapon!

“Look what you’ve done!” Shadow snapped.

“Hey! Sonic’s gone!” Knuckles looked ahead and only saw water from the fire hydrant spraying out and blinding him from seeing the path ahead. “Good going Shadow! Your stupid attack made it so I can’t see!”

“Don’t you dare pin the blame on–!” Shadow began to shout but Whisper booted him in the face!

She didn’t like seeing Shadow’s face. Seeing it go cross-eyed with a dumb smile when she kicked him was mildly satisfying though.

Knuckles growled and rushed in, knowing this was a problem!

Sonic, however, kept running. He was actually starting to get a little out of breath from all the pent up aggression that had followed him. He was looking behind to see if he was being followed and sighed when he realized he wasn’t…

That’s when he spun around in place when Cream and Bradley ran by him. His eyes rolled a bit but he stopped and looked surprised before turning and seeing Amy rushing forward, eyes blaring with anger as she swung her hammer about.

“A-Amy?! AMY STOP IT’S ME! WANNA TEAM U–!” Sonic began before he saw stars.

Her hammer smashed him in the face and sent him spinning in the air.

While swinging it, she hooked the edge of her hammer on the waistband of his briefs and began yanking it back.

Sonic’s wedgied behind slammed against the hammer and was sent springing forward before it was yanked back again and again.

HAMMER SPANKING WEDGIE!

“WEDGIEEEEEEE! GAAAAAAAH! BUTT HURTIE WURTIE! BOOOTYYYYY!” Sonic cried and screamed. Tears flew everywhere. He wet his Sesame Street briefs to the brim. His tongue was out. He was a mess.

Amy just shouted with excessive rage. “No teaming up with me this late in the game Sonic the Hedgehog! You had your chance!”

She then swung him around and with one powerful hammer wedgie spank, sent him shooting out of his underwear and screaming into a building!

He slammed through several wooden barrels and smashed against a window of a building, cracking it.

His eyes rolled and his tongue was out now. His naked lower end was showing off to the people and families eating inside who didn’t hesitate to either scream or snap photos of his humiliating display.

He slowly slid down the window leaving a trail of drool and pee behind before flopped over into a heap on the ground, eyes closed with one eye barely cracked open to see the white underneath. He drooled and then began snoring.

Sonic was eliminated.

Amy huffed and flung her hammer over her shoulder, his wet Sesame Street briefs dangling over the hammer. “Now I’ve lost those two! Darnit!”

Amy’s head turned when she heard a commotion ahead of her. Something was happening behind that large spray of water.

Could it be?

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Participants: Tails, Charmy, Surge, Kitsunami, Cream, Bradley, Shadow, Knuckles, Amy, Tangle, Whisper, Manic, and Silver

Eliminated: Blaze, Sonic

The winner has already been decided but who do think/hope it'll be? Tell me below!