If You Can Dodge an Egg Pawn, You Can Dodge a Ball - Part 2 (Sonic the Hedgehog) (Patreon)

Eggman’s latest scheme was a bit of a weird one but it was one that Sonic was more than happy to indulge in. His rivals kept thinking it was fun to tease and treat him like he was nothing. Well, then he’d just have to teach them a thing or two about what it truly means to be awesome.

The doctor had tricked him into gathering up a team for him to play with as well as the team he’d be competing against to work with Scourge the Hedgehog.

Sonic’s team consisted of his two younger brothers, Tails and Manic, Amy, and Whisper the Wolf.

Scourge’s team had Shadow, Silver, Charmy, and Tangle.

The game?

“DODGEBAAAAAALL!” Eggman shouted and blew on his whistle.

He then tossed the ball forward and watched it ram into Tails’ face!

The fox did a ballerina spin with his finger pointed at the sky before he sunk to the ground while singing “Lalalalaaa…”

“Don’t delay the game by sleeping, Tails!” Eggman snapped.

“I swear to God,” Sonic growled as he leered at Eggman. He wasn’t a fan of watching as Scourge and all of Eggman’s robots laughed too. He was going to demolish all of them!

When the teams successfully lined up and were made to stand in position on both sides, the game was afoot. Sonic’s team had blue outfits with gold trimming. Scourge’s team had black outfits with red trimming.

The balls were all scattered about the field with an even distribution between both sides.

“Rules are simple. You get hit, you’re out. You catch a ball thrown at you, the person who threw it isn’t out but they have to take off their shorts. That’s it.” Eggman said.

“Wait, what?” Tails asked, “Take off their shorts? Also, what about getting hit on illegal spots on the body?”

“BWAHAHAHAHAHA!” Eggman, his robots, and Scourge began laughing again.

Tails pouted and snorted. In hindsight that was a dumb question…

“BEGIN!” Eggman composed himself and blew the whistle to signal the start.

Immediately, everyone scrambled to grab a ball.

Sonic was super determined. He was only thinking about how Scourge and Shadow humiliated him, Tails, and Manic back in the locker room and wanted to get even.

He raced over and grabbed a ball, scanning the field for one or both of them and when his eyes landed on Scourge’s butt, he reeled his arm back… only to get a ball beamed into his body like a cannon blast!

“HUUUURFFF!” Sonic’s eyes spun as the clothes exploded into shreds off his body when the ball hit.

He was flung back so far that his butt smashed into Tails’ face, making him fall to the ground as well. “OW!”

Sonic flipped in mid-air and slammed onto the grass, spread-out, eyes rolling, tongue out, birdies circling his head, and down to his Elmo briefs for the third time today!

“Haha!” Tangle laughed with a sneer. “You’re fast Sonic but I can be just a bit faster when I use my tail instead of moving my whole body. It also helps that I don’t care who my target is as much as you!”

Yup. Sonic’s desire for revenge blinded him to the enemy right in front of him.

“Sonic is OUT!” Eggman shouted with a grin. “Oh, it felt really good saying that. I’ll say it again as a matter of fact. Sonic the Tighty Whities Boy is OUUUUUUT!”

“Out COLD is more like it.” Scourge snickered, having gotten his ball and snickering as he twirled it. The opposite team looked stunned to see their team leader unconscious already. He had this in the bag!

Tails nudged Sonic with his foot. Sonic didn’t move. He saw a tiny, wet spot appear on the front of his briefs. Due to the small nub poking at Sonic’s briefs, Tails could tell that it wasn’t pee either.

“I guess he’s got a thing for being knocked out…?” Tails winced, unsure of himself.

“HIYAH!” Scourge snapped and blitzed the ball he had forward. It rocketed right towards Tails while he wasn’t looking.

The fox turned and looked stunned. He should have been paying better attention!

Thankfully, it didn’t matter.

A hand stuck out and grabbed the ball right before it could nail him in the face.

The fox sighed. “Oh thank God. My poor face can’t take any more today.”

“EH?!” Scourge blinked and tugged down the rim of his glasses.

He saw Amy standing there, looking pissed off. The ball she held in her hand sizzled a bit.

“You’re gonna pay for that!” She snapped and launched it back at Scourge.

“Pay for WHAT?!" Scourge shouted, his glasses flinging back to his forehead. "SHE’S the one who knocked out your premature ejaculating boyfri-AAAH!” Scourge yelped and jumped.

The ball whizzed in-between his legs, shredding his shorts down the middle. Fortunately, it was just the propulsion from the air that did this so he wasn’t out of the game.

However–!

“Alright, Scourge. Off with the shorts,” Eggman said, with a minor whistle blow.

“What?!” Scourge turned to Eggman with a snarl and a blush.

“I just told you the rules. Take em down,” Eggman said again, swirling his finger at him.

“You mean the rules apply to the side you WANT to win too?” Scourge snapped, clenching his fist.

“Naturally,” Eggman said. “I’ve got to keep up appearances at least a little bit. Now hurry up. You’re stalling the game!”

Scourge grumbled and began shimmying out of his shorts. “Fine, fine. Whatever…!” He said, now standing in his uniform’s top… and a pair of Strawberry Shortcake briefs.

“Yo!” Manic laughed.

“You shut your ass up!” Scourge blushed and clenched his sharp teeth.

Amy had to giggle at that.

Eggman blew the whistle again and the game raged on once more. Balls were whizzing right on by and anytime any of them landed, another would be grabbed and get sent hurling immediately. Elias stood and watched this, already scared due to the side that was fighting for him being down a man, let alone their team leader. What a humiliating loss.

—

Team Sonic: Tails, Manic, Amy, Whisper
OUT: Sonic

Team Scourge: Scourge (Pants Penalty LVL 1), Shadow, Silver, Tangle, Charmy

—

Shadow raced over and managed to grab another of the balls. He’d managed to dodge plenty of them and was sizing up the competition a bit.

He then spotted Whisper, bent over and about to pick one up.

Vulnerability will be her downfall!

“HRAAAH!” Shadow shouted as his ball sparked with energy and he blasted it at her.

As soon as the ball drew close, however, Whisper jumped!

She grabbed the ball in mid air, spun around, and launched it back over to Shadow, with it propelled even faster than before.

“WHA–?!” Shadow gasped as the ball exploded into him like a beam of light!

BWOOOSH!

His team backed away as his clothes were turned to cinders.

Shadow fell onto his knees, his tongue out, eyes white, and his Sleeping Beauty briefs getting damp with a loss of bladder control.

He then crumbled onto the grass, knocked out!

Whisper leered forward, murder in her eyes as she shifted her gaze at Eggman.

Eggman just lightly blew on the whistle again. “Sh-Shadow… out…”

Whisper had to admit, that felt good. Shadow wasn’t directly responsible for her past but it still felt nice hitting something that looked like the object of her aggression with such force.

Amy grinned and raced forward. “Alright! We’re making a comeback!”

She grabbed a ball and flung it hard over to the still stunned bad guy team.

“Dammit! Stop slacking, slackers!” Scourge demanded, looking a little less intimidating in his Strawberry Shortcake briefs.

Silver nodded with determination and rushed forward. “HAH!” He held out his hand and grabbed the ball right before it managed to beam Charmy in the butt.

The bee turned around, having gone to grab a ball, and looked on with surprise at seeing it floating there. “EEP!”

“Ah man…” Amy grumbled.

“Amy. Pants Penalty!” Eggman shouted.

Amy flushed red, secretly happy that Sonic was out cold now. She shimmied her pants off and stood in her Minnie Mouse panties with a grumble under her breath. “Advantages don’t seem to stick around for long…”

Behind her, the unconscious Sonic just humped and twitched at the air, getting slightly more wet…

—

Team Sonic: Tails, Manic, Amy (Pants Penalty LVL 1), Whisper
OUT: Sonic

Team Scourge: Scourge (Pants Penalty LVL 1), Silver, Tangle, Charmy
OUT: Shadow

—

Charmy looked determined to turn this back into his team’s favor, if only to keep Eggman off his tail. His own pride sort of factored into it as well though!

“RAAAAAAH!” Charmy suddenly zoomed forward with the ball he grabbed and raised it up high!

Then, he spiked it hard towards the heroes! It hurdled like a comet which prompted everyone to dive out of the way!

It exploded onto the dirt and spun into the air like a rocket.

Amy saw her chance with the smoke all up in the air and swiped at a ball before thrusting it at Charmy again!

Silver simply held out his hand and caught it with his powers… again. He had a smug smirk on his face this time as he did it.

“Oh come on!” Amy snapped, stomping her foot.

“Amy! Pants pen–!” Eggman said.

“Yeah, I got it!” Amy snapped. “N-Not my other bottoms though!”

“Pants Penalty means pants first, then whatever else you have on you next.” Eggman shrugged. “I for one don’t want to see your butt so take off your top if you want.”

Amy snarled as she did indeed take her top off but quickly tried to cover her chest with her hands.

“Hey now!” Manic said. “You’re not going to keep playing with your arms hugging your chest like that are you?”

“Screw you! I’m not letting anyone see more of my body then necess-BWLAG!” Amy went starry eyed with a crooked, gap toothed smile when the ball that went in the air slammed directly onto her head. ”Tweet… tweeeeet…”

She said this as birdies began singing overhead and she fell to the grass, panty clad butt sticking out.

“Oh hey! I got her!” Charmy grinned.

“No fair! That ball hit the ground! It shouldn’t count!” Tails snapped.

“Hmm… let’s check the instant replay…!” Eggman turned to the TV screen that Orbot and Cubot wheeled out for slow motion replays. The camera capturing this was attached to the scoreboard opposite the screen.

They played the footage back and what they discovered shocked them.

Charmy’s ball DID hit Amy, not the ground. It hit her leg when she dive bombed out of the way and was sent into the sky. The force of it doing so was what kicked up the smoke!

“Wow. She was already out! Amazing.” Eggman said. “I made her take her top off for nothing. BWHAHAHA!”

Amy was unconscious, swirly eyed, butt sticking up, with just her panties and boots on as she drooled into the grass.

Whisper looked unamused.

—

Team Sonic: Tails, Manic, Whisper
OUT: Sonic, Amy

Team Scourge: Scourge (Pants Penalty LVL 1), Shadow, Silver, Tangle, Charmy
OUT: Shadow

—

“Let’s not fret over spilled milk!” Manic snapped as he raced forward. “It’s time to be a man and take our place as the most righteous of winners!”

Manic sped around the area, picking up ball after ball after ball. He then grinned as he tossed them all up in the air at once and began air drumming.

“What the–?!” Scourge raised a brow.

“Oh yeah! Feel the beat! Kick it!” Manic shouted and beat the balls out of the air and towards the opposite side one after the other!

“AAAAH!” Silver yelped like a little girl as he had to dive out of the way. He hand wasn’t going to be fast enough to grab it.

“YIPE!” Scourge had to dodge about too.

“GAH! YEEP! HE’S! SO! FAST!” Charmy grunted, contorting his body in mid-air to avoid every hit.

“Hahahaha! I’m the best drummer alive. No one’s packing more heat then me!” Manic said.

“I am!” Came a voice from the other side.

Manic opened his eyes from the righteous drum solo he was doing and gasped.

He saw Tangle there, standing on one leg in a ballerina like pose, holding all the balls Manic hurled at them in her tail!

“How many pants penalties is this?” Tangle asked. “Let’s count the ways…!”

She then began flinging them all right back at Manic like her tail was a conveyor belt.

One smashed into his face and twisted his body around, making his shirt explode into shreds.

“ONE!”

Another ball rammed into his crotch, demolishing his shorts and leaving him down to his Dora the Explorer briefs. Manic’s eyes were rolling and drool was ebbing out the side of his mouth thanks to his now dangling tongue.

“TWO!”

Another ball crashed into his foot. Another one soon after hit the other foot.

Manic shot into the air and went “YEOOOOWWWW!” like Tom the cat after Jerry would slam a hammer onto his feet.

“THREE! FOUR!”

Then the last one she grabbed smashed into Manic’s gut while he was in mid-air. He spun around like a flapjack until his undies flew off of him and he slammed hard onto the grass, naked with his wee wee pointed straight up and his briefs fluttered down to latch onto it.

His undies then blew in the wind, making it look like they were stuck on a tiny green flag pole of surrender.

“Ta-da…!” Tangle bowed.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!” Scourge lost his shit when he witnessed that.

Tails was shaking with anger now. “You can’t just keep making my brothers look stupid!”

“Sure we can! WATCH!” Scourge raced forward and grabbed a ball before spiking it directly at Tails’ face!

The fox looked up, anger in his eyes, and grabbed it out of the air, skidding back to a stop.

Scourge looked shocked.

“Pants Penalty.” Tails simply said.

Scourge blushed but complied and took off his shirt. Now he was in just his briefs with glasses on his forehead and shoes on his feet.

“Dumb baby fox…!”

—

Team Sonic: Tails, Whisper
OUT: Sonic, Amy, Manic

Team Scourge: Scourge (Pants Penalty LVL 2), Silver, Tangle, Charmy

OUT: Shadow

—

“Keep up the pressure!” Whisper snapped at attention and raced for another ball.

“Oh no you don’t!” Silver grimaced and held out his hands to pick up several of them.

He hurled them all at Whisper who expertly dodged out of the way of them.

Tails was also scrambling about, grabbing several balls and hurling them at them at once.

Charmy yelped as he kept flying around to dodge them, feeling really overwhelmed.

“YEEP! Come on! Get it together!” Scourge snapped at everyone on his side.

“We’re trying!” Tangle shouted back. “Whisper’s really good!” Tangle said, cartwheeling out of the way.

“Tails, to the left!” Whisper shouted, tossing Tails several balls. “I’ll go to the right! Follow my lead!”

Tails nodded and did as he was told.

Whisper hurled one ball at the center of the field, directly at Silver. Silver grunted and held out his hand to grab it.

“NOW!” Whisper shouted and flung all her remaining balls at him from the right. Tails immediately got the tactic and tossed his at Silver from the left.

Silver’s eyes widened momentarily. He understood the tactic just a second too late.

“GAAAH! BALAAV! FLRRT! BALAGAH! GUUUAGHADAAH!” Silver made a bunch of pained grunting sounds as several balls bashed into his face, body, balls, and butt from all sides!

The poor boy was left in tattered clothes that slopped off of him. He stood in his Superman briefs, eyes crossed, and a dopey smile on his face.

“Weee! I’m Superman! Watch me fly back to my home planet, Lois! Up, up, and derrrr-waaay!” He said, dribbling his lip before crashing to the grass, splayed out on his face, and out cold.

“Haha! YES!” Tails fist pumped.

“NO!” Scourge landed, now angry that they were closing the gap.

He then eyed one of the balls and smirked.

Scourge raced over, dived for it, and made it look like he was about to toss one at Whisper.

Whisper got ready but was surprised when he instead tossed it at Tails!

“Tails!” Whisper looked away.

Scourge snapped his fingers. “Get her.”

Tangle grinned and flung a ball at Whisper’s face when she foolishly looked away.

Whisper turned to look back at the very last second and got a face full of ball!

“Oooooh SNAP!” Eggman shouted.

It was a really heavy hit!

The slow motion replay on the screen was being rewinded and fast-forwarded a lot because it looked really cool… and brutal.

The ball hit Whisper’s face, sending her entire body lurching back. She was flung right out of her pants, down to just her teddy bear panties. Then she did several flips in the air as the ball bounced off her face.

Her face went from serious natured to goofy and cross-eyed. Her tongue was out. She was seeing the birdies everyone else who’d been knocked out were seeing. The wind blast from the hit shredded the rest of her outfit and she continued spinning and spinning in the air like a coin that was flipped by someone’s thumb…

Then she crashed landed right on top of Sonic’s body, stacked like a layer of pancakes. Her cheek rested on his briefs and her panties rested on his snoring face.

It looked like the meanest coin toss anyone had ever seen.

Tails managed to dodge the ball thrown at him but was flabbergasted by what he witnessed happen to Whisper.

“Uh-oh…” Tails gulped.

—

Team Sonic: Tails,
OUT: Sonic, Amy, Manic, Whisper

Team Scourge: Scourge (Pants Penalty LVL 2), Tangle, Charmy
OUT: Shadow, Silver

—

“It’s one versus three. We’ve practically won.” Scourge said, cracking his knuckles.

“Practicality doesn’t mean anything if you fail to execute properly.” Tails said, grabbing two balls with his hands and another two with his tails. He was the last man standing. He had to take these three out and win it for the heroes.

“Let’s get em guys!” Scourge laughed as he scooped up several balls at once.

Charmy did the same, as did Tangle.

They then all hurled several of them at Tails all at once!

The fox took to hovering off the ground and zoomed all around the balls thrown his way. He began doing advanced calculations in his mind as he examined the field and then held one ball out to block one hurled at him by Charmy.

It zoomed backward and beamed the surprised bee in the face!

“GAH!” Charmy gasped right before it bashed into his nose. He fumbled back, eyes darting around in his skull like billiards before he began drooling. “Mwaaah! The French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence…!”

Tails then spun both his arms around and launched the two balls in his hands at two targets. One was the dazed and confused Charmy, the other was Tangle.

Charmy got destroyed.

When the ball hit him an explosion went off that sent him spiraling in the air down to just his MLP briefs.

“Bazzakrakalglagahhfbaaah!” Charmy tried to say something but it came out like gibberish.

He flew off the field and landed hard into a tiny garbage pail, butt and legs dangling out of it as he wet himself…

Tangle, however, wasn’t dazed, and thus was able to dodge to the side.

Scourge saw what Tails did and figured this was his chance to take advantage of an opening.

He flung all his balls at the fox…!

But Tails knew that was going to happen. With Scourge thinking he was taking advantage of an opening he gave him, Tails flew down and zoomed through all the balls, getting closer and closer while reeling his arm back for a shot.

Scourge snarled and tossed another one at him when he got real close… only to not see him.

“Huh?! Where did–?!” Scourge looked around.

“I hope you don’t have a glass jaw!” Tails snapped and fired a concussive blast with the ball right up Scourge’s chin!

ZOOOMF!

The green hedgehog took the hit, eyes crossed and several teeth flinging out his mouth, as he soared through the air and landed hard into a crater. He skidded along the grass with his butt and legs folded over his body, tongue out, eyes rolling, and beaten…!

The ball Tails tossed bounced along the ground and rolled to a stop by Eggman’s foot.

The fox landed and panted. “Okay… now for Tang–BALWAGH!”

Eggman gasped.

Elias shrieked.

Tangle fired the ball directly into Tails’ face from the side!

“She… was too fast fer me mommy…! I wan alphabet soup next time we go skating!” Tails said, eyes turned into stars and drool flinging from his face.

The fox zoomed across the grass, all his clothes left behind except his Care Bears briefs, before he slammed hard into the score board, face first.

He face was smushed against it and looked really goofy on the camera. The screen just showed his cross-eyed, drool covered face slowly sliding down the scoreboard with the camera attached to it. He left drool on the lens as he slowly slopped off it and onto the grass.

Tails was unconscious in the same position as Scourge. His butt and legs were folded over his body, his tongue was out, his eyes were spinning. The only difference was that Tails was peeing himself and Scourge had a stiffy.

Tangle sighed but did a thumbs up. “I guess… Team Evil wins…!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! I WIN! I DID IT! TAKE THAT SONIC!” Eggman laughed and pointed.

“No… no way!” Elias panicked, hands to his face. “Ms. Tangle, why?!”

Tangle sighed. “Sorry. I had to. He said before we even started that he had a device that could tell if we weren’t giving it our all.”

She then stood in front of Eggman with her arms crossed. “BUT that doesn’t mean I’ll let you kill him or anything like that!” She said with her tongue out.

“Oh, I think you all misunderstood me,” Eggman laughed. “I didn’t come here to take his kingdom or the king’s life. I wanted to try the Acorn Kingdom’s delicacy, the famous Donut Box that’s served at his bakery.”

Tangle stood there, silent.

Then she did a face fault. “WHAT?! You came here to try some DONUTS!?”

Elias nodded. “He did but… when the baker told him the price he called him a rip-off artist for some reason, kicked him in the shin, and then me and the royal guard had to show up. When I explained to Eggman that the price was fair he kicked me in the shin, called me a rip-off artist for some reason, and then held me hostage…”

Tangle tapped her foot. “Well… I gotta say that’s not very sporting of you Eggman…!”

She then reached into her pocket. “How much does it cost?

“The full assortment is fifteen dollars,” Elias said. “It’s a pretty big box…”

Tangle licked her lips and handed it to Elias.

Elias sighed and called the baker over who handed the donuts to Eggman.

“Thank you,” Eggman sneered. “Pack it in boys, we’re done.”

“Thank God…” Elias sighed.

“Ah, ah, ah. Not so fast.” Eggman said, putting a hand on Elias’ shoulder, making him jump. “It took WAY too long just for me to get some donuts. Customer service and customer satisfaction could use some work and I’m going to need you to make me feel better about that.”

Elias gulped. “H-How… exactly…?!”

—

Later that day…!

“Come one, come all, and see if you can snag a photo of the King of Acorn in a DIAPER!” Called out one of the citizens.

“EEP!” Elias blushed and covered himself. He was dressed in nothing but a diaper with assorted baby items as prints on them. He cried as he scrambled off into the distance with people following behind, cameras at the ready…!

Tangle sighed as she watched this but felt the need to offer encouragement. “Don’t worry Elias. The stipulation was that this was only supposed to last for an entire 24 hours! Keep your chin up!”

Eggman lounged on a chair, eating donuts in a pair of swim trunks with a parasol over his head thanks to Orbot setting it up. Metal Sonic was laid back as well, getting motor oil rubbed on his chest by Cubot.

“I love pushing around authority figures…” Eggman snickered.

Tangle shook her head. Eggman’s army had left, meaning he was probably just here on vacation.

She figured they might need to stick around in case he threw another hissy fit though.

“Alright. Let’s get moving,” Tangle said, pushing the wheelbarrow full of the unconscious, drooling dodgeball players towards the Acorn Castle.

They needed a proper nap. Looks like it was going to be a pretty high class sleepover.

Well, not for Elias. He’d probably have to sleep in the woods tonight to avoid his likeness being captured on photos.

It was a bit of a shame but not one she couldn’t get over.

—

The day was saved thanks to dodgeball! I’m glad I finally managed to do part two of this story. It was quite the long second half to a tale too. Tell me which defeat was your favorite and I’ll see you guys next time!