Sonic Stunts - Heroes Vs. Villains - Episode 10: Sweet Mountain Massacre (Patreon)

“First of all… I gotta say that this is the most messed up and cruel I’ve ever seen the voters be.” Donovan shook his head. “But votes are votes. Sonic, Knuckles, Blaze and… Amy. You’re all safe.” 

Charmy gasped when he saw all his teammates with marshmallows.

“... But I won my challenge.” Charmy muttered.

“Yeah, but that doesn’t matter.” Donovan shrugged. “The audience wants you gone. I guess without your little love story there’s no need for you anymore.”

Charmy winced but stood up. “... I’m sorry Cream. I promised you last week that I’d win but I forgot it’s not up to me.”

He sighed and sulked off, trying to hold back tears.

The others watched him go, feeling really under the weather all of a sudden.

“Geez. They could have at least given him a challenge or two.” Sonic muttered.

“Yeah, but then one of US would have left.” Blaze added. “It’s for the best if any of us still wish to win.”

“Stop being losers and maybe stuff like that won’t happen anymore.” Donovan said before walking off.

“Oh, it’s gonna happen again.” Amy said, legs crossed. “They’ll make sure of it…”

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The next week was particularly sad and quiet for the heroes. The four of them weren’t up to doing too much of anything. 

Eventually, the time of the next challenge was upon them. Over in the villains cabin though, things were significantly more hectic.

“AAAAUGH!” Eclipse and Shadow screamed and ran about in their matching Wonder Woman underoos as small flames were on their butts.

“HAHAHAHA! Thought you could sneak up on me again eh? Well too bad,” Scourge smirked, waving his little matchstick around in front of them. Yup, they had tried to prank him back but Scourge managed to set their butts on fire. What a bad boy.  “You’re gonna have to try even harder than that!” He turned and strutted his way towards the bathroom. Marine was hopping out of bed and about to rush to the toilet while hugging her butt but Scourge grabbed the girl and tossed her against the wall! 

Scourge happily accepted the potty next while Marine slowly slid down the wall, messing hard into her pajama pants.

Shadow and Eclipse yelped and pressed their burning butts together, sighing with doofy delight as the fire went out when their bums extinguished the flames.

“Oh yeeeeaaaahhh…” They said in unison, drooling with their tongues out and blushing. They seemed made for one another.

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Donovan, Vector, and Omega looked between the two groups.

Shadow and Eclipse were being teased by Scourge while Rouge watched with her head resting in the palm of her hand. Marine was checking her butt to see if that fart she just had wasn’t actually something more solid.

Meanwhile, the heroes were just standing there and not saying anything. They weren’t even looking at each other. They all had thousand yard stares and Amy in particular had bags under her eyes, probably due to lack of sleep.

“... Hmm… They seem so downtrodden.” Donovan muttered. “That last elimination was really harsh. I’m shocked the audience was so cruel.”

Vector grumbled. “You’re telling me. With him gone I’ve lost my chance at that cash prize.”

Omega looked over at them. “Love was broken apart but had the spark of hope with the remaining member striving to make up for her loss and he even pulled off a miraculous win… only for his team to let him down and for him to be eliminated next, despite it not being his fault. It’s so mean… I LOVE IT.”

“Are we going to start this thing soon or not?” Amy asked with narrowed eyes, boring hard into the eyes of the hosts.

“She looks drained.” Donovan muttered.

“She must be feeling intense guilt. It’s her fault they lost last time. Even though they all want to win, they can’t get over how sad that last round of eliminations was. That’s why it sucks being a hero. They should be like me and not give a damn.” Omega stated.

“Alright. This should make things a lot brighter!” Donovan smirked, twirling the scenery changer orb on his hand and slamming it down.

Challenge Area #9 - Sweet Mountain

“TA-DA~!” Donovan splayed his arms out. “It’s Sweet Mountain! It’s a place full of large foods, candy, and popcorns!”

“Popcorns?” Omega asked, turning to Donovan. “Popcorn is plural already you idiot.”

“WHOOO!” Scourge and Marine licked their lips and drooled all over themselves. “FOOOOD!”

“What the-?!” Shadow blinked.

“WOW! We should go sledding down the ice-cream mountains over there brother!” Eclipse said.

Confessional - Eclipse: I just got this image of us sledding down the ice-cream mountain and Shadow hanging onto me. Then I’d get a little scared and he’d whisper to me that everything was okay and… and… EEEK! No way! It’s too soon! *Blushes and wiggles about with a bashful grin*

“See? It looks great right?” Donovan asked, turning to the heroes.

None of them had any reaction.

“... Seriously?” Donovan grumbled before raising his tablet. “Alright then. I guess I’ll just… read this…”

From Judgement Kazzy - Here is a question for Marine: While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy, only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it. What do you do?

“Uh, duh?” Marine bent over with her fists at her side. “Obviously, I beat THEM and keep it.”

“There’s no way you could do that.” Blaze spoke up from where she was.

“What? Are you still here? Shut up!” Marine snapped.

“Well, it doesn’t matter.” Donovan said. “It’s time for you to take a beating for some sweet breads.” He grinned and pointed ahead. Marine tilted and looked forward, gasping at the large cake in the distance with the robots with rolling pins in their hands. 

“What… are those?” Marine asked.

“Your obstacles. You and your opponent must scale the huge cake and make it to the top without being beaten down by those robots. To claim the cake, you’ve gotta plant your flag on top of it.” Donovan said this while tossing the Team Dark flag at her. She caught it and licked her lips. 

“Queen of cake mountain, I am!” Marine shouted, hooting as she did bench presses with the flag.

Amy stepped forward and snatched the Team Hero flag from Donovan before he could even give it to her.

“Hey! No need to be rude about it…” The raccoon muttered.

Amy didn’t say anything. Instead she walked over to Marine and stood calmly while leering ahead at the cake mountain. What she was thinking was anyone’s guess.

“Alright… on your mark… get set… GO!” Donovan shouted.

The two of them took off, with Amy holding the flag in one hand and her hammer in the other. Both her and Marine jumped and went to tackle the rolling pins in unison.

Marine laughed as she playfully hopped along their tops but gasped when a stray bolt smacked her in the face. “OW! What the-?!”

She turned and spotted Amy rushing right by her, smashing the robots into bits with a single swing of her devastating hammer and getting oil and robo-bits everywhere!

Worse still was how fast up the huge cake she was going as she did so. It was a straight shot with attacks only coming when a robot got near her and strikes so precise that the robot was assuredly unable to get back up.

Confessional - Marine: She looks like a terminator! It’s kind of scary I’ll say!

“There ain’t no stopping me though!” Marine grinned and grabbed a metal sheet that had flown from the back of a robot. She then slammed it down onto the head of a robot that was approaching her from the front and grinned as it sparked and shook.

Then it exploded, sending her zooming through the air and blasting towards Amy as the pink hedgehog was squishing her boots against the frosting of the cake.

“HA! I WON!” Marine shouts as she flies in on Amy with her fist pulled back, ready to sock her.

Amy didn’t even turn around.

All she did was twirl her hammer and swing it harshly behind her, smacking Marine so hard in the face that stars replaced her pupils and drool practically poured out of her mouth. 

She was hit so hard that when she rocketed down to the ground the mess coming out of her butt and into her panties hadn’t even touched the fabric of her undergarments yet. When she smashed into the cake-like ground with her smelly, messy butt sticking up, it was clear she was unconscious long before the impact.

Amy slammed the flag down on top of the cake and glared down at everyone, not saying a word.

“Uh…” Scourge winced.

“Hmm… you know, I think she’s upset.” Rouge chuckled.

Donovan stared up at her with his mouth hung open before shaking his head and clearing his throat. “Uh… s-so… I uh… guess they win…!”

Team Hero: 1

Team Dark: 0

“I hope to see that frown get flipped upside down soon.” Rouge teased as she watched Amy walk on by.

Vector, in a bad mood himself, walked over and read off the tablet.

Question #2 - From Anonymous: Blaze, I assume a princess like you hasn't gotten many wedgies in her life right?

Blaze sighed. “No. Not really.” She then looked over at the unconscious, messy Marine. “Except for when the little raccoon girl wants to have fun.”

“Well, hey, we’re here at  Sweet Mountain. Why not make your next one a messy one? You and your opponent are going to stand in the center of a bunch of food stuff and try to shove as much of it down the other’s underwear as best you can before administering a Messy Wedgie. The one with the best wedgie at full undie capacity wins.”

“... Simple enough.” Blaze said, flicking her wrist a bit.

“Watch out bubs.” Scourge said, walking forward and pointing to himself. “I’ll show you how it’s done.”

Both Shadow and Eclipse growled at him.

Confessional - Shadow: If he doesn’t get his comeuppance from me and Eclipse, then I certainly hope Blaze administers it. Having your butt set on fire is like getting a thousand spankings at once.

Scourge and Blaze stood across one another. One with an evil smirk on his face, the other looking as serious as Amy before her.

“Geez. What’s with you heroes? You look all dead inside. It can’t be THAT much of a slog, seeing your precious friends drop like fl-” Scourge began.

“BEGIN!” Vector shouted.

Before Scourge could finish, Blaze shot over and punched the green hedgehog in the face!

Scourge gasped, his head lurching back and his eyes rolling. His tongue was flopped out and he was already drooling and seeing a ton of stars. 

Blaze ignored his glassy eyed look and shot a flame at his body, melting his clothes off except for his Iron Man briefs.

“AAIEEEE~! AAOWIEEE~! AAAAH!” Scourge scrambled about, HIS butt on fire now. Blaze quickly snapped her fingers to put the flame out.

The embarrassed hedgehog then growled and snarled at her. “You little bitch! I’m gonna-!”

WHAM!

“HOOOGUH!” Scourge’s eyes teared up and crossed when Blaze rammed an elbow to his gut. With Scourge grabbing himself and hunched over, Blaze zipped behind him with several layers of cake, eggs, cookies, candy, popcorn, and all the various sticky substances around she could find in such a quick mad dash in the palm of her hand.

“NO! NO WAIT! STAAAAAAAAA-!” Scourge gasped and trailed off, blushing as Blaze shoved all of it into his underwear so harshly that some of it went up his butt. This, of course, made Scourge get a stiffy. He couldn’t control himself.

Shadow and Eclipse winced as they watched.

Confessional - Eclipse: I should be happy but… honestly, I’m mostly just scared…

Blaze angrily gripped Scourge’s waistband and yanked the briefs up, generating a messy wedgie so hot and painful that Scourge’s scream reached an octave higher than had ever been reached by any of the hedgehogs here before.

“AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEK!” Scourge screamed, dangling in the bouncing wedgie as the back of his briefs were coated with a huge mess. The front of his briefs were dripping with a wet spot on the front. Whether he was wetting himself or orgasming himself, no one could tell but his briefs were soaked either way.

“Do you give?” Blaze asked.

“I g-give… m-mommy… stop please… m-mommmmaaaguh…” Scourge’s eyes rolled up and he passed out, dangling in the wedgie.

Blaze looked him over before grunting and tossing him harshly against the ground. 

When Blaze walked back, everyone simply stared at her.

“Feh.” Vector grumbled. “Where was this last challenge?”

Team Hero: 2

Team Dark: 0

“Okay. This was all funny last time but now I’m getting a little peeved.” Rouge said, hands on her hips as she looked over the twitching, messy, wet, and sleeping form of Scourge the Hedgehog on the ground.

Shadow and Eclipse gulped in unison, holding each other’s hands in fact.

“All this violence.” Omega said. “More. I need to see more. Time for me to ask the next question!”

Question #3 - From Anonymous: Rogue, what's the hardest thing about running a nightclub?

Rouge’s ears perked up upon hearing that. “Oh that’s simple. The number of people you have to accomodate at once. There’s a standard of maintaining an establishment that has you needing to make sure everyone is not only taken care of quickly but efficiently. Although, it’s not like I have problems dealing with people who complain. If they do, I take em out back and… well, you don’t need to hear the rest, sweetie.”

“I’d like to.” Omega said.

Rouge chuckled at that. “So, what’s the challenge?”

“Oh yes.” Omega walked over to Donovan and Vector. “We have a list of demands as customers to you and your opponent. This is Sweet Mountain so you should be able to acquire what we ask with ease.”

“No problem.” Rouge smirked, flexing a bit.

Sonic approached and stood beside her.

Rouge turned to look the hedgehog over and chuckled. “Oh, it’s Mr.Teeny-Tiny this time eh?” She asked, pointing unsubtly at Sonic’s crotch with her thumb. “Are you sure it’s a good idea to go against me again?”

Sonic pouted a bit and blushed a tad. However, he said nothing else.

Confessional - Rouge: Okay, seriously… these heroes aren’t acting very heroic today. It’s killing my mood.

“Ready? Let’s begin.” Omega said. “I require some oreos so I can throw them at the unconscious bodies of the losers over there.”

Rouge smirked, ready to trip Sonic before he went off. However, when she turned, Sonic was already gone. She blinked with shock before he came back with a pile of oreos in hand and tossed them onto Omega’s counter.

“Thank you.” Omega said, grabbing several of them and pelting them against Scourge’s body and Marine’s messy butt.

“Next.” Donovan spoke up. “I’d like some Ice-Cream. Several scoops in one cone without toppling it over please.”

Rouge thought quickly. “Hey, Sonic! Remember when you got hit by a naked Amy in one of the last challenges…?”

She shouted this but Sonic didn’t hear her… because he had already left.

When he came back he gently set the ice cream down in front of Donovan who gleamed with happiness and began licking it down.

Rouge’s jaw was dropped. He totally wasn’t engaging with her. Not even a little bit. Okay then…!

Rouge smirked and reached into her glove, taking a tiny little motion sensor bomb out of it and activating it before slyly slipping it onto Sonic’s body.

“I’d like a nice gaggle of popcorn.” Vector said. “I need some salt in me.”

Sonic raced off.

Rouge grinned and plugged her ears.

Then the explosion went off.

“Haha. Gotcha, Hedgehog.” She said with a proud smirk.

That was until a blue streak blasted by her and sent her spinning around like a top. When she stopped spinning she was left dizzy with rolling eyes and her suit gone, now down to just her Jem and the Holograms panties.

“GAH!” Rouge blushed and covered herself. “What?”

Sonic stood before Vector with a huge tub of popcorn in hand.

The blue hedgehog was covered in soot and in just a pair of Big Bird underoos… the explosion had worked but he shook it off and got the popcorn anyway?!

Vector grabbed it and began eating. “Oh wow. It’s even warm. Thanks Sonic. Yeah, I feel like I know who won.”

Team Hero: 3

Team Dark: 0

“How are you doing th-?” Rouge began before Sonic zipped by her again. She yelped and tumbled back, landing face down in a pool of whipped cream!

Sonic then went back over to his team, blushing and grumbling. Yeah, he won, but that didn’t mean he liked being in his undies in front of everyone…

Donovan looked between the two teams and nervously chuckled. “So uh… I can say that it might be a bit useless to continue on but you know what? We’ll do it anyway for fun.”

Question #4 - From Desperation21: Rouge, what would you say is your most wholesome non villainous hobby?

Rouge perked her head up from the whipped cream and grumbled out her answer. “I like martial arts training…” Then her head plopped back into the gunk…

“It doesn’t seem Rouge is prepared to go again.” Donovan said.

“Hey!” Shadow spoke up. “How about cutting a deal. We’ll BOTH go for this next challenge.” He said this, while grabbing Eclipse’s hand. “Then, if we win, we get 4 points!”

“... Wait what?” Vector spoke up. “I’m sorry dude… what kind of deal is that?”

Donovan was a bit confused too. “So… you want me to allow your team to go with TWO people… and if you win with the obvious advantage on your side, you get 4 times the points? That doesn’t make any s-”

“It’s fine.” Knuckles said, cracking his knuckles as he stepped forward. “I accept those conditions. It’ll just make our win column look even more impressive.”

Eclipse smirked. 

Confessional - Eclipse: Oh man, have I wanted revenge on Knuckles so badly. I know Shadow and him fought during the incident where he pissed me off too so this is gonna be loads of fun, ganging up on him!

“Let’s do this Echidna!” Eclipse said, enthusiastically. “Your team of losers is gonna go home crying when we-!”

Knuckles glared at him.

Eclipse froze and felt a shiver travel down his spine.

Shadow sweated a bit. “A-Are you alright, Eclipse?”

“Uh… uh yeah… s-sure…” Eclipse blinked and cleared his throat, while getting into position. “Wh-What’s the challenge?”

“She said she likes martial arts.” Donovan said. “So just fight each other. As simple as simple can be right?”

“Eheh… s-sure…” Eclipse put on an evil grin again. “Y-You best be ready Knuckles… c-cause I’m… gonna…”

Knuckles just kept leering at him.

Eclipse was shaking a ton now, not even noticing the small wet spot growing on the front of his pants. 

“I… I’m… g-gonna…” Eclipse trailed off.

“GO!” Donovan shouted.

Knuckles took a step towards Eclipse and the alien reacted by screaming and zipping behind Shadow, shaking and whimpering like a baby.

“L-Let’s get him big brother!” Eclipse said.

Shadow nodded. “Don’t you worry. I won’t let him win. We’ve got this in the b-HOOOOOGUH!” Shadow grunted when Knuckles shot forward and landed a punch to his gut!

Eclipse yelped and fell to the ground, gasping as he saw Shadow fold over Knuckles’ fist and fart loudly as a result of the impact.

“H-Hold on… y-you can’t just-! AACK!” Shadow yelped when Knuckles lifted him up. The squirming black hedgehog didn’t have time to react before he was piledrived hard into the ground!

Shadow’s legs dangled out of the dirt, the front of his pants also soaking with pee as the pain washed over him.

Eclipse yelped and scooted back as Knuckles approached him.

“Why you!” Eclipse jumped and tried to grab him but Knuckles grabbed his face instead. He then began squeezing. “AAAAIEEEEE! GAAAAAAH!” Eclipse wiggled about, shaking his butt back and forth as he peed his pants in terror and pain.

Shadow, stumbling out of the dirt, wobbled like a drunk with his eyes rolling before looking over and catching a glance of Knuckles crushing Eclipse’s head.

The poor crying alien was foaming at the mouth now, unable to pry Knuckles’ hand off.

“HEY! Let him go!” Shadow snapped, summoning a Chaos Spear and firing it at Knuckles.

Knuckles merely raised Eclipse out in front of him. The alien gasped and panicked right as it struck him!

“BLAAAAUAGAAHHHH~!” Eclipse jittered about as the powerful blast electrified his body and fried off his clothes. He dangled in Knuckles’ grasp as a smoking heap, down to his Monsters Inc. briefs.

Shadow blushed and gasped when he saw this. “E-ECLIPSE!”

Knuckles then flung his hand back.

“WHY YOU-!” Shadow, angry and bitter, shot forward like a dart. However, that’s when Knuckles tossed Eclipse at him. Shadow gasped and tried to dodge but couldn’t in time. Eclipse’ head bashed against him and made him fly out of his wet pants!

The two of them tumbled along the ground before they landed on top of one another. Eclipse was out cold, twitching and drooling while on top of Shadow’s body.

Shadow’s eyes were rolling and he laid there in his Beauty and the Beast briefs with an even bigger wet spot growing on his undies.

Knuckles then went over to Shadow and yanked him up by his face.

“So? How’s it going? That winning thing you guys said you were going to do, I mean.” Knuckles asked, condescendingly.

Shadow, with a dumb smile on his face and his eyes rolling in their sockets, answered. “YES, MR. BIRDIE! I WOULD LIKE SOME GRAHAM CRACKERS WITH MY SOUP! THANKS AGAIN FOR THE PUMPKIN SPICE! IT FEELS GOOD RUBBING IT ON MY BUTT! Deeeerrrrrp~!” 

Knuckles let Shadow go and watched him flop to the ground.

The echidna then rested his foot on top of their bodies with his arms crossed. “Well?”

Donovan, Vector, and Omega just stared at them.

They looked around the place.

Marine was still unconscious with her upper body submerged in the dirt and her messy butt sticking out of it.

Scourge was still unconscious, on the ground with his briefs full of food.

Rouge was still face down in the whipped cream in just her underwear.

Now, Shadow and Eclipse were unconscious, drooling like little derps in their peed undies, stacked on top of each other.

There was no continuing this.

Team Hero: 7

Team Dark: 0

“Yeah so… uh… Team Hero… takes the cake!” Donovan tried for a pun and got crickets. “Lets… let’s just get out of here…”

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At the heroes cabin, the four remaining heroes shared a sparkling drink with one another, vowing to try to make what just happened a regular thing, unaware that their performance had spooked Donovan to the point of realizing he needed to make a pretty drastic change.

At the campfire that night, he stood with the defeated Team Dark, smiling as he waved the plate of marshmallows around.

“Welcome all. It’s time for one of you to say your goodbyes. I hope you all properly changed into some efficient clothes for your trip off the island, just in case it ends up being you.” Donovan said. “Wouldn’t want the last thing the audience sees you in to be a pair of wet pants.”

The pouty villains didn’t find Donovan’s comments funny. They just wanted to know who’d be getting the axe this time.

“Oh… and one more thing. I’ve informed the audience to not bother with sending in questions this time. There’s no point anymore.”

The villains raised their brows at this. Was something happening?

“Don’t worry. All will be revealed soon. For now, let’s kick one of you guys off.”

So it began. Time to vote.

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Hey everyone. I hope you enjoy the one-sided domination thing I did here. Next time, things are going to change in a big way. You won’t need to send in questions anymore.