The Ridonculous Race - Episode 19: Bucking Butt Naked Losers in Camera Ridden Canada (Patreon)

1st: Alvin and Simon, 2nd: Juniper and Ray Ray, 3rd: Meliodas and King, 4th: Yugi and Mokuba,
5th: Mac and Bloo, 6th: Luffy and Chopper, 7th: Gon and Killua, 8th: Conan and Ai, 9th: Ben and Gwen

“Wakie wakie, eggs and backie!” Bloo sang as he hovered over Mac’s bed. 

Mac groaned and sat up, head kind of frazzled and strands poking out of his big fluff pile of hair on his head. He yawned, smacked his lips, and shook his head.

He was sitting in just a pair of white briefs and a sagging red t-shirt. For some reason, he was surprised he was still sleeping in hotels around the world. 

“Eggs and backie?” Mac asked.

“Well, not really. I think there’s sausage and pancakes being served down for breakfast today.” Bloo pondered. “I didn’t check the menu all that well…”

Mac sighed and stumbled out of bed, slumping to his suitcase. “Mmmgh…” 

“… Are you feeling alright Mac?” Bloo asked, observing his friend’s attitude and mannerisms.

“I don’t know. I guess I feel okay but I feel like the pressure of what’s going on is kind of making me a little worried.” Mac sighed, putting on his pants.

“It must be… you didn’t even change your underwear.” Bloo pointed out.

“Meh… I’ll change it later…” He said, stumbling out the door.

Bloo winced and shuffled over to Mac, grabbing his shoulders and turned him around.

“Mac… Whether we win or lose… REMEMBER to have fun~! You… are my number one… GUY!” Bloo said, leering at him with a smile.

Mac blinked then snickered. 

“Right. Thanks. I got it.”

--

While some people were feeling pressured by everything coming down to the wire, others were basking in how great they felt. Take King here.

“WHOOOOHOOOO~! Lookie Lookie~! Look at me!” King laughed and danced, uncharacteristically swishing his butt around with his fists clenched to his chest. He was so happy his curse was gone.

Luffy sat at the table with a pout, looking at him and growling. “No fair… NO FAIR! AGH!” He snapped and tugged at his hair. 

Chopper rubbed his chin. “This curse thing is really interesting. Maybe your problem is that you’ve got too much pride Luffy. Maybe it really WILL go away if you admit it has a hold on you.”

Luffy grumbled and placed his chin onto the table. “… M-Maybe…?”

“Oh.” Meliodas smiled. “Coming around are we?”

“Ugh…” Luffy began blushing and looked up at King as he kept dancing and going around to random tables.

“Hey guys! Do you smell poop in my pants?” King asked, pointing at his butt in front of the chipmunks with Juniper and Ray Ray.

“Uh… no…?” Simon winced.

“Not yet anyway.” Ray Ray laughed.

“WHOO~! Of course not! Cause my curse is GONE! WHAHAHAHA!” King laughed and pranced away, twirling like a ballerina.

“He’s… never really acted quite like this before…” Meliodas winced. He had to wake up in the middle of the night and remove the Intimidation contacts that King had to keep him from going crazy with those. Still, he was happy that his friend felt better…

“…A-Alright… ALRIGHT!” Luffy shouted, blushing super hard and standing up. “I… the… c-curse… the curse has a hold on me~! I admit it! I DO!”

Luffy shouted this aloud.

“…?” Chopper looked around. “Did it work?”

“I dunno… punch me in the gut.” Luffy asked.

“Okay.” Chopper swung his fist back.

“In heavy point!” Luffy said.

“Uh… okay…?” Chopper transformed into heavy point and swung his fist right into Luffy’s gut!

Luffy yelped and was launched across the room, slamming through the wall and tumbling over with his butt sticking up.

Luffy’s eyes were swirling and he drooled out of his mouth. He was unconscious but it looked like there was no mess in his pants.

“Uhm… I don’t smell any poop…” Chopper chuckled.

--

The plane ride was particularly fun this time. Everybody was yelling and throwing things across the aisle as Manzo sat in the front of the plane, basking in happiness that the stuff that was stolen from his room had mysteriously returned.

“Alright guys. Things aren’t going to be as long as they were before. We’ll be in Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada in… like one or two minutes.” Manzo said over the speaker.

“Ah. Canada. How wonderful.” Mokuba grinned, sitting back with his arms behind his back.

Yugi looked over at him and grumbled. “How far are you going to take this?”

Mokuba turned to Yugi and grinned even wider. “As far as I need to in order to win.”

Ben was sighing with happiness as he sat next to his cousin, feeling super peppy and happy to be back in normal clothes.

“Ahhh! Feels so good to be wearing regular underwear again!” Ben spoke with a super cheery voice. 

Gwen’s eyes rolled as she leered forward, wondering if things might have been more amusing with Ben suffering through the diaper woes. Then again, having him be miserable forever probably wouldn’t have been that good for insuring their win.

“Hey.” Ai spoke up from across the aisle. Ben and Gwen turned to look at her and watched as she pointed at Conan. 

Conan was sitting back in his seat, sucking and drooling on a teething ring. “Baaah! Wahaha~! This tastes gweat! I can’t stop chewin’ it!”

“Oh yeah…” Ben muttered. “How’s your antidote going along?”

“It’s done.” Ai said, holding the vile up. “I just need it to settle for a bit and then I’ll give it to him. Problem is, we’re going to be running all over the place with it. I need to administer it to him instantly for maximum potency. I can’t have it shaking around in my luggage or anything like that. When we touch down, I need us to stay close to one another so that I can make sure this thing stays safe.”

“Got it.” Ben said, sitting back with a happy sigh.

Gwen muttered a bit in annoyance. “Sure. Whatever.” It was time to be true to their end of the bargain, she supposed. 

The plane finally landed and settled in Canada in order for them to finally start pouring out of it.

The chipmunks along with Juniper and Ray Ray raced ahead while huffing and puffing right out of the gate. 

The two teams went to the Manzo-Box sat in a grassy field with Simon pressing down onto it. The tip came out and Ray Ray snagged it first.

“Alright team. Let’s do this. It says…!” Ray Ray cleared his throat and began reading it. “Race through the grassy plains towards the large wooden tavern and the end. Don’t end up naked…”

“That’s it?” June tilted her head.

“Naked…?” Alvin muttered. “Why in the world would it mention that?”

“Wait. Hang on…” Ray Ray kept reading. “It says this place is littered with invisible heat steam jets. If we step on them it could blow our clothes off. Also… there are little camera flies? What are those?”

Manzo’s voice suddenly came out of the box. “Camera Flies are the mechanical creatures littering the field!”

“WHOA!” Ray Ray jumped in surprise.

“Mechanical creatures?” Juniper muttered.

“Yeah!” Manzo’s voice continued. “There are already TV cameras on you guys but these little guys are here to fly around and leer all over your bodies super up close whenever you guys lose your clothes. It’s gonna be a fantastic invasion of your privacy and personal space. I love it!”

Ray Ray blushed and covered himself, even though he was already fully clothed. “Dude… not cool!”

“Ugh! Seriously?” Alvin winced as he saw the little Camera Flies come out from the grass and float super close to him. “GAH! Stay away! AGH! It feels like I’m being perved on.”

“Okay. We got the jist. Run through the field. Steam jets are gonna try and make us naked. Camera Flies are gonna perv on our bodies.” Juniper put a fist into the palm of her hand. “Let’s go!”

The two teams ran off immediately with more of the others coming up from behind.

“Hehehehe~! I’m invincible!” King grinned, beaming with happiness as he and Meliodas made it to the Manzo-Box next.

“Yes… sure you are buddy.” Meliodas pranced along.

A little of the way behind them, Yugi and Mokuba were coming up on them. 

“He seems so happy.” Mokuba grinned, holding a bomb and massaging it. “I feel so good. It’s gonna be an awesome time.”

“No, it isn’t…” Yugi grumbled, watching with annoyance as Mokuba stopped to plant the bomb in the dirt before rushing off with his partner. 

Mac was running along with Bloo, eyes kind of sunken in and panting a bit. “Sheesh… I think I got onto the field tired or something.”

Bloo shuffled next to Mac and smiled. “Makes you want to really try super hard to make sure you don’t STAY tired right?”

Mac smiled back. “Sure. Why not?” He forced his eyes a bit wider and began increasing the pace. “I don’t know why I have so much negative bias right now but I gotta hurry and get over this…”

Bloo laughed. “That’s right buddy. Just keep chugging along okay?”

“I will… I will…” Mac muttered to himself, gasping a bit more. What was wrong? Maybe he wasn’t sure this was all real? But why?

Luffy and Chopper were pretty close behind them and managed to pass the two of them due to Mac’s sluggishness. 

“Do you feel better Luffy?” Chopper asked?

“I feel great actually. Never knew being so less worried about making a mess could be so awesome.” He sniffed the air, beaming with delight.

“Well, it’s not assured yet.” Chopper said. “You’ve gotta be like King and make it to the end of the challenge without messing your pants.”

“… Oh…” Luffy grumbled and pouted. “Dammit. Why couldn’t the curse just tell me it was leaving? I admitted it controlled me like a sissy already…”

“I guess it’s just that mean.” Chopper shrugged.

Gon and Killua were the next group in the back. Even when they grabbed the tip from the Manzo-Box and got the challenge on hand they weren’t too worried. The two of them were smiling and feeling really great as well. Why though? Well, they both had the same ideas in their heads.

‘Alright. He seems a bit more open to me than I thought. Maybe, this will work. I’m actually going to tell him today!’ Killua thought in his head.

‘This whole time he’s liked me that way and I’m starting to realize what I think about him too… I’ll tell him and he’ll be soooo surprised!’ Gon thought in his head.

“Hehehehehe~!” Gon and Killua giggled together, blushing a bit and rubbing the back of their heads. They turned to one another and spoke in unison. “What are you laughing about? HAHAHA! Jinx! Whoops! HAHAHAHA!”

In the dead back was Conan and Ai and Ben and Gwen. 

“You guys have an affinity for staying in the back.” Ai said.

“Hmph. We always manage to make it at least.” Gwen said, sticking her nose up. 

“Hmph. Sure.” Ai muttered. “Is there an alien you have that can keep this vile safe indefinitely?”

“Uh…” Ben began thinking hard. “… Nnnnnno. Not really. I can probably protect it better than you despite that though. At the very least, it’ll be harder to destroy in my hands.” Ben smiled.

“Sure…” Ai sighed. She really wished she could have someone who wasn’t competing to give it to but there was no one like that around. Except Manzo but fuck that.

Even so, Ai quickly tossed the vile to Ben who caught it and kept his hand up. “Haha. Don’t you worry. I’ll keep my promise.”

Gwen rolled her eyes.

At that moment, a jet of steam shot up from the ground and blasted Conan into the air!

“WAAAAAAAAH!” Conan screamed with his little shortalls being blown off. He was down to his Care Bears diaper and flailed about before he fell and landed hard onto Gwen’s head! Both of them slammed onto the ground, moaning in pain.

Ben laughed right before a jet shot off in front of him and melted away the front of HIS clothes. “EEP!” Ben wobbled about, his Batman briefs on display and a wet patch of scared pee seeping onto the front of his undies.

“Careful!” Ai snapped. “We’re in the middle of a field full of steam. Transform into an alien that can handle it!”

“Uhhh… okay!” Ben said, pressing down onto the watch. 

Viola! He was Heatblast now!

“No steam can harm me!” He said, giving a flaming thumbs up. The vile in his hands was started to heat up too though.

“NO! Gimmie that!” Ai raised her hands. Heatblast looked a bit confused before he saw the vile and gasped, tossing it to her quickly. “Sheesh! Something that doesn’t also affect the vile maybe?!”

“Well… it’s gonna take a while for me to transform back. Stay behind me and I’ll protect you from the steam.” Heatblast said. Ai rushed behind him, dragging Conan along with his eyes rolling in his head.

Gwen growled, clawing at the ground. “Yeah… we do get stuck in the back often don’t we…?”

--

The field was getting really ragged and crazy as they ran through it all.

“Come on guys! Come on!” Alvin laughed as he pumped his fists and made his way through. “We’re gonna make it together!”

“He’s so excited!” Ray Ray laughed as he ran next to Simon. “Your brother’s pretty cool!”

“Yeah… he is. Way cooler than me…” Simon muttered before he saw a bit of steam seeping from the grass ahead of Alvin.

“Come on guys!” Alvin laughed as he skidded to a stop. “What are you guys? Sloths or something?” He shrugged. 

“He’s pretty cocky too…” Ray Ray raised a brow. Simon grinned. 

“No. You’re too slow. You’re standing on a steam jet!” Simon called out.

“WHAT?!” Alvin yelped and doubled back, unable to see the actual steam jet due to Simon’s ruse. As a result, he stepped on the steam jet and was blasted into the air by it, his clothes turning to shreds before he landed hard onto the grass with his butt sticking up and his Clifford the Big Red Dog undies out.

Suddenly, all the Camera Flies came out and started to circle Alvin. The poor boy yelped, blushed, jumped up and started to cover himself. “NOOOO~! STOP! STOP IT! WAAAGH!” He then ran off with Simon smirking.

“Whoops. I lied.” Simon called back out.

Ray Ray giggled. “What are you talking about dude? You’re pretty cool too.”

Simon smiled a bit right before Juniper jumped down in front of them.

“Keep going guys. There’s a crazy dude coming up behind us.” June pointed at Meliodas and King as they were rushing up close, dodging about with steam blasting off all around them.

“Wha-?” Ray Ray yelped and got into a crane stance. “You’re not going to get past me!” 

King smiled and waved a fist about before firing a punch right into Ray Ray’s face!

Ray Ray went cross-eyed and derpy immediately, bouncing onto the ground and spinning in the air a bit before King grabbed him by the waistband of his underwear!

“Oh ho! Sonic the Hedgehog briefs this time eh?” King grinned as he spun Ray Ray around.

“WEDGIEEEEEEEE~!” Ray Ray screamed with his eyes spewing tears. 

King tossed him towards the steam jet and it blasted into him! Ray Ray screamed as he was sent spiraling in the air, down to his undies before landing hard behind them.

“Out of the way!” King pointed at Juniper.

“Ugh… No way!” Juniper jumped to try and attack him but Meliodas shot over Ray Ray’s head and grabbed her leg. 

“Sorry. Can’t let you touch my buddy!” Meliodas swung Juniper behind him and watched her stumble along the ground before a steam jet blasted into her next!

“HAHAHA!” King pranced about and spun again. “Let’s GO!”

“On it!” Meliodas began hopping along the ground, heading towards the tavern.

Yugi watched all this play out as he saw the teams ahead of him get decimated. 

“Man, what bad luck.” Yugi muttered.

“Means good luck for us.” Mokuba sneered. “Come along. We’ve got to keep going.” 

As he ran though, Mokuba felt his pants lower. His eyes widened when he felt a breeze cross his legs. He looked back and gasped at seeing Simon sliding along the ground hanging onto his pants.

“YOU!” Simon snarled, eyes filled with hate.

“AH! H-Hey there man!” Mokuba sweated, clearly not having expected to see him. “How’s it going?”

Simon bit down on the closest thing to Mokuba he could… his butt!

“AAAAAAH!” Mokuba screamed and shot up, tumbling forward and getting his head stuck in a hole in the ground. Simon scrambled over Mokuba and watched as the steam spewed from underneath him. Mokuba tried to get his head out of the ground but he wasn’t able to manage it.

The boy got blasted hard into the sky, his clothes ripping off and leaving him down to his pink Dora the Explorer undies. “EEEEP!” Mokuba yelped and flailed around, seeing the Camera Flies come around and poke at his body. “STOP! STOP IT! NO ONE SHOULD SEE MY BODY UP SO CLOSE!”

Then he smashed into a crater on the ground, eyes spinning and stars circling his head.

“Hmph. Jerk.” Simon dusted his hands off and went off to find his friends.

The next ones to run by were Luffy and Chopper followed by Gon and Killua.

Waaaay behind them was Mac and Bloo.

“Come on Mac. Keep up, keep up!” Bloo waved at his partner who was dragging behind.

Mac stopped and gasped, wiping sweat from his head. “Ah man… dammit… I’m tired. Way more tired than I thought I’d be…”

He sighed and went to step forward but was blasted hard by a steam jet. He screamed before landing hard onto the ground in his tighty whities. 

“…Owww…” He groaned.

“Come on Mac! Let’s get grooving already!” Bloo called out again. “What’s wrong? You got a good night’s sleep right?”

Mac put his hands down and stood up. “I did…” he looked around at all the steam jets going off and all the Camera Flies trying to snag close up shots of the people losing their clothes. “… I guess… I’m just not sure I can keep this up…”

Bloo’s jaw dropped. “What? What are you saying dude? We made it so far! Don’t say sad stuff like that all of a sudden!” He said, shuffling closer to him.

Mac grunted and stumbled closer to Bloo, tripping and grabbing his hands. “Ugh… sorry man. My head is feeling a bit cloudy all of a sudden.”

“What’s wrong man. You don’t have any faith in yourself anymore or what?” Bloo asked.

“I guess so… kind of…?” Mac winced. “For a long time, I’ve been feeling like TJ did. I don’t know how long I can keep this up. I keep going to bed really sore and the week-long gap between challenges helps a lot but it’s been taking a toll on my body more and more.”

“Well suck it up!” Bloo slapped Mac’s back. Mac yelped and stumbled. “If we lose we lose. Go as far as you can and be happy with that.”

“We’re here to win, though right? Why keep going if there’s no hope of us winning?” Mac said.

“Who says there’s no hope? You? You’re knocking knees? Your cankles?” Bloo said wiggling about. “I don’t know about you but I’ve always been about winning and that’s not gonna change. You can mope about something that hasn’t happened yet all you want but I’m going to the finish.”

Bloo turned and began shuffling back in the direction of the tavern. 

Mac watched him go and sighed.

“I’ll see you there, Mac!” Bloo said, calling out and waving. “I know you’ll see I’m right.”

Mac looked on and felt a bit sullen.

It was quiet… at least before the steam jet erupted below him and blasted him again!
 

“AAAAAAAAAGH!” 

Mac slammed down onto the dirt, butt naked now. “… Mommy…” He groaned and stumbled up before the Camera Flies came back and circled him. Mac blushed and began covering himself. “AH! NO! GET AWAY! NOT ME! NOT MEEEE~!”

--

“We’re coming up close on those guys!” Chopper said as he ran along with Luffy.

“Cool! I’m gonna show them whose boss!” Luffy pulled his arms back and went to center them towards Meliodas and King. “Sorry guys. It’s been fun but we were never in an actual alliance so… GUM GUM BAZOOKA!” He shouted and launched his hands forward.

King heard the shout of the attack and turned. 

“Oh no you don’t!” King made several spears appear and fired them at Luffy’s arms. 

“YEEEP!” Luffy yelped and tried to make his rubber arms swerve around the spears and latch onto them so that they were constricted. “Ah-ha! Got him!”

“Got who?” Meliodas appeared right in front of Luffy suddenly.

“Huh? HEY!” Luffy snapped right as Meliodas kicked him right in the crotch! Luffy yelped and shot up into the air, stumbling about before landing on the ground. On cue, a steam jet shot up and blasted into his body! Luffy let the spears go and fumbled about in his violet MLP briefs, eyes whirling in extreme dizziness. “Mwaaaaaaa~?!”

Gon and Killua ran right on by as this happened, though Killua knew they weren’t going to get by King by just running. Gon grinned as he jumped and went to kick King in the face.

King laughed and dodged back as all the attacks came at him.

“Poor Luffy. I wonder if I can get him again.” Meliodas grinned and was about to rush at the pirate.

Chopper growled. “Leave him alone!” Chopper snapped and went to punch at Meliodas’s head. Meliodas zipped away and Chopper was left confused… until Meliodas poked at Chopper butt with his finger and scared him so bad he peed a bit into his shorts.

Chopper stumbled and turned around to face him. “YOU!”

“Hey!” Meliodas waved… holding up Chopper’s shorts.

“EEEEEK!” Chopper yelped, seeing he was down to his cherry blossom briefs. “H-How’d you do that?”

“I’m super-fast. Duh.” Meliodas laughed.

“He is.” Killua smirked. “Too bad he’s not faster than me.”

“Am I though?” Meliodas sneered, holding up Killua’s shorts and his Finding Nemo briefs.

“HUH?!” Killua blushed and looked down. “YEEEEEEP!” He screeched and covered himself. 

“WAAAAH?!” Gon looked at him in shock, immediately spewing blood from his nose and falling to the ground, twitching with delight at seeing this happen.

Killua watched Gon have his reaction to seeing him naked and blushed even more. His emotions felt so confused. He was happy but embarrassed…!

Then the Camera Flies came out and started buzzing around him, getting close ups of his butt and his junk. NOW he just felt embarrassed!

“STOP! STOP! NOO! NOOOO~! WHAT IF THE WRONG PEOPLE SEE THIS!” Killua screamed and flailed about, running off.

“W-Wait up… K-Killua… h-hang on…!” Gon tried to crawl after him… then was shot up by the steam jet! He screamed as he was launched over-head and smashed into the ground, his butt sticking up and his legs wiggling about as his teddy bear briefs were on display. The Camera Flies poked around him too because why not?

“We’re almost at the tavern. Screw them and let’s get going.” King said, delighting in their advancements. 

“Roger.” Meliodas spun around and ran with King through the doors of the tavern.

Luffy and Chopper caught up to one another, down to their undies and blushing with anger and embarrassment.

“They’re gonna pay!” Luffy and Chopper shouted in unison and took a step forward… right before the steam jet blasted them again, spewing their now naked bodies into the air. They began peeing from the pain and fright, creating a little urine rainbow across the sky.

“At least I haven’t pooped yet…!” Luffy whined.

--

“Come on! Be gentler!” Ai snapped as she stayed pressed against Ben’s back.

“I’m trying!” Ben snapped. He was Stinkyfly now, spewing gas at the steam jets when they came up to keep them at bay. “This is really hard alright.”

“Mommy… wh-where’s my milkie…?” Conan wobbled in a daze as he was over Ai’s back.

“Your milk isn’t coming. You’ll be back to normal before you care about it anymore.” Ai snapped.

Gwen was a little bit behind, observing as Ben did everything he could to keep the vile safe and also make sure none of them got hit by the steam jet. 

“Come the hell on man.” Gwen muttered. “Can’t you do this by going at least a LITTLE bit faster?”

“I can try…” Stinkfly snarled a bit. “Try getting on my back and I’ll fly us across this thing.”

“A-Are you sure?” Conan whined. “You smell BAAAAAD!”

“Well… I am a Stinkfly.” Ben said back.

“ENOUGH!” Gwen snapped. “Just get on him so we can-!” Gwen stepped forward and the steam shot into her. “WAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Gwen screamed as she flew about the air and then smashed down onto the ground, down to her Hawk Girl panties. 

She wiggled about and poked her head out. “Ughghhh…?” Her eyes rolled a bit before she stumbled up. The Camera Flies started poking around her. “GET OFF! STOP IT! AGAH!” She pulled at her hair in frustration.

Ben suddenly rushed by as the Stinkyfly and grabbed Gwen as he did so. They were finally off!

--

“Dammit! We lost our lead!” Alvin screamed as he rushed along, chugging his arms up and down as fast as he could.

“Losing our lead is a much bigger deal in the late game then it was before.” Simon huffed as he ran alongside Alvin. “Nice Clifford briefs. Have I seen those before?”
 

Alvin blushed. “Shut up.”

Ray Ray blushed as well, running alongside Juniper and Simon. “Uh… hey are… are my briefs nice?”

“Sure, they are.” Simon giggled.

“I SEE MORE PEOPLE!” Gwen shouted, pointing ahead. The four of them all gasped and turned around.

Yugi and Mokuba were running and screaming as the Stinkyfly with Conan and Ai on its back was chasing after them.

“WHAT THE HELL?!” The four of them watched this with their jaws dropped in shock.

--

“What is this?” Meliodas looked around the tavern. There was a mechanical bull in the center of the room for some reason… odd.

King pressed down on the Manzo-Box. “Let’s see…” He takes it out and is about to read it before Luffy and Chopper’s bodies smash through the roof of the tavern and crash onto the floor, butt naked and drooling with their eyes rolling. 

“Duuuhhhh…” They both muttered together.

“Hmm… they’re back again.” Meliodas giggled, looking back at them. “He still hasn’t messed himself. His curse may be gone.”

“He stinks like piss though.” King chuckled and then cleared his throat. “Alright. Let me see… choose one partner to ride the mechanical bull. No take backs. Whoever you choose has to ride it and stay on for a full minute! After that, you’ll leave the tavern and have to rush towards the Chill Zone. Ah. Is that all?”

King tossed the paper back and got onto the bull. “Let’s do this!”

“Uhm… you know that I’d probably be a better choice for this right King?” Meliodas tried to say.

“I’m super pumped and I’m super great now! No way in hell am I losing this!” King grinned and turned it on. Immediately the bull began rocking and shaking about violently. “WAAAH! AAAAAAH! WHAT THE HELLLLLL????”

He screamed right as it chucked him off and made him smash into the wall! He was dented into the wall and fidgeted before he slowly slid down the wall…

Meliodas sighed. “Great…”

“H-Haha… I-I can totally do this…” Luffy grinned, dragging his naked self over one of the mechanical bulls and turned it on. Immediately, the bull bucked in a way that smacked against his chin and made him grin like a dope and had one of his teeth fall out. Then it bucked again and shot his naked butt into the ceiling before he slid off it and smashed into the floor.

Chopper whined. “Aww man.” He was about to help Luffy up when the door burst open and smashed the poor boy into the wall. That’s when Killua entered with Gon coming in soon after.

“Those annoying flies! They were all over me!” Killua whined, tugging his shirt down to keep his junk hidden.

Gon smiled and blushed, standing with plugs in his nose. “Hahaha… I-I guess they admire your body Killua…”

“D-Do they?” Killua stammered a tad. “W-Well… I-I have a nice body I guess… d-do you… admire it… t-too…?” He thought he’d ask this despite how weird it sounded. Was it weird? It had to have been weird right?

“Haha… Y-yes… y-you’ve got a… really nice body…” He giggled. “L-Look, you need a break. I’ll handle whatever this next challenge is.” He grabbed the tip and read it. “Oh? Ride the bull? Easy.”

Gon crawled onto one of the provided bulls and turned it on. He yelped as it swung about and made him rock all over the place.

At the same time, King managed to slowly crawl back onto his bull and turned it on. It smacked up and down and violently swatted his butt and chin before he was bucked off and smacked into Meliodas, mouth to mouth!

They fell over each other, both seeing stars and eyes rolling in tremendous pain. It got even worse when King started to wet himself on top of Meliodas…

“Grrrrrk! C-Come onnnnnn~!” Gon winced as he bucked about. He needed this. Time to impress Killua and then make the swerve to asking his question…! 

30 seconds in, a loud smash was heard outside the tavern. 

50 seconds in, Yugi and Mokuba scrambled into the taven, panting and completely butt naked. Mokuba had tatters of pink undies hanging off of him but that was it.

“H-Hurry! Hurry Yugi! They’re crazy!” Mokuba snapped.

“No. They’re just determined to win and you’re a jerk.” Yugi snarled.

“Shut up!” Mokuba snapped, grabbing the tip and shoving it into Yugi’s face. “Read what it says and do it before we get mauled!”

The door was banged rather hard suddenly, making Mokuba yelp and spew a bit of pee onto the floor. He rushed over and put his back to the door. 

“OPEN THIS DOOR!” Ray Ray snapped, banging on the door hard. He and Simon were at the forefront. Ray Ray still had his Sonic briefs on but they now had a couple of tears into them. Simon was completely naked though.

What happened? Well, when the Stinkyfly chased them, Mokuba caught up to the chipmunks, grabbed Simon, and tossed him at the bug.

The bug yelped and was smacked into, fell on the ground, tumbled into the rest of them, and then landed onto one of the steam jets.

With so many people on it, there was a struggle but eventually it erupted with a huge blast that got everyone either down to their underwear or naked!

Alvin was splayed out, on the ground, naked with his legs out. The Camera Flies were all over him and he couldn’t cover up due to his tongue flopping out the side of his mouth and his eyes rolling around in their sockets. Oh well.

“WAAAAH! I HURTED!” Conan screamed and spewed tears from his eyes. His diaper was swelling up with pee as his bladder let loose.

Ai looked over and stood up. She was down to her heart themed panties. “Man… I may need to take a chance and just GIVE him some of the antidote so we can make it through this without any more delays… perhaps just a bit…”

Ai turned to Ben. “BEN! Hand me the vile!”

Ben had returned to normal. He was on the ground in his batman underoos and he poked his head up, wobbling with a bit of confusion abound in his head. “Ugh… Y-yeah… I got it.” He held it up and came over to her.

Gwen poked her head up too, wobbling about with her eyes rolling just as much as Alvin’s were.

“Please don’t hit me in da head no more Mr. Donkey. I pwomise I didn’t steal your cheese~!” Gwen said, drooling a bit like an idiot before shaking her head. “Ugh… GRRRRRR!” Her face went red with anger before she felt a huge breeze. 

She looked down and saw that she was completely naked now! The Camera Flies returned and started soaking in her nakedness. “EEEEEP! GO AWAY! DAMMIT! STOP!” She yelped and covered up, rushing away. 

When Gwen turned her head and saw Ben heading over to Ai, she growled even more, anger boiling over intensely! “We… end up in last… TOO much…!”

Ben, meanwhile, handed the vile to her. “It’s safe. It’s not even cracked.”

“Good. Thank you.” Ai smiled as she grabbed it, trying to ignore the fact that the two of them were in their underwear. Ai opened the vile and poured a bit of it down Conan’s throat. Not a lot of it. Just a drop really.

Conan shook as he cried before it went into his mouth. Suddenly he jolted and burped.

“Oww… OW! That hurted… that… HURT! IT HURT! DAMMIT! FUCK!” Conan shouted, his fists clenched. “Haibara, if that vile could return me to normal why didn’t you give me some earlier!”

“It’s not done settling moron!” Ai snapped back. “I’ll give you the rest when the challenge is done so stop whining!”

Conan grumbled and blushed. “But… NOW I’m actually embarrassed by wearing this diaper…” He pointed at the sagging diaper between his legs.

“Well, it still fits does it not?” Ai teased.

“SCREW YOU! YOU SUCK! Thank you but YOU SUCK!” Conan snapped, jumping up and down, frustrated by this but also grateful for her help.

Juniper stood up and stumbled forward a bit, down to her Jem and the Holograms panties. “Stand back guys. I’ll bust that door down!”

Simon and Ray Ray nodded and stepped back.

--

Back inside, Gon had managed to finish the ride on the bull.

He stumbled off of it and stumbled around with his hair all messed up and his eyes in anime spirals.

“Hahaha…. H-how was that Killua…? I-Impressive?” Gon asked.

“Excellence incarnate.” Killua smacked Gon’s back and made him stumble out of the back of the tavern, grabbing his hand and helping him rush towards the Chill Zone…!

“A-Alright… t-time to really make it… through!” King said, on the bull again, now in soaking wet pants. He turned it on just as Luffy tried to turn his back on.

The two of them were launched off of it and made to land on the others bulls before they were bucked back over and had their heads bash against one another.

“Daaaaah!” They drooled and went cross-eyed once again before slumping over their own bulls. It bucks and jolted up and down with their bodies flopping up and down. They weren’t even holding onto it this time but were managing to stay on.

On the third bull, Yugi was latched onto it, hugging it as hard as he could with Mokuba pressed against the door. “Hurry up!”

“What do you mean hurry up! I’ve got to stay on for a full minute!” Yugi snapped.

At that moment, the door was violently kicked open! 

Mokuba screamed as the door was pressed against his back and kept screaming until he was sandwiched against the wall on the other side of the room!

June slammed her foot down onto the floor.

“We’re in.” She said, wiping sweat from her head.

“YEAH!” Ray Ray, Simon, and Alvin all hugged one another before Ray Ray broke away and cracked his knuckles. “Now let’s beat up Mokuba!”

“Sure. He seems like a jerk considering what he just did.” Alvin smiled.

The door fell off the wall and Mokuba stumbled about, seeing stars. “W-Wait… h-hold on…!” He actually hadn’t been as prepared for this as he thought. It’s a good thing he wanted this team up to happen, otherwise he couldn’t rely on his ace in the hole.

“Yay! You did it!” Chopper said happily as he grabbed the limp Luffy off the bull and dragged him out of the tavern. “Who knew you just had to not hang onto it at all for it to work?”

Luffy drooled and stayed completely limp, seeing stars, drooling and giggling like a dolt. He was still smelling like pee but his bowels were fine.

Ray Ray approached Mokuba but Mokuba held his hand up. He had to stall until Yugi was done.

“H-Hang on… uh… look… I… I’ll reveal the secret!” Mokuba shouted suddenly.

Ray Ray and Simon froze on the spot. Alvin looked confused.

At that moment, Meliodas was grabbing King and yanking him out of the taven too. He was dripping pee and just as dizzy as Luffy but he managed to stay on as well. Things were advancing despite getting more cluttered.

“Huh? What? Why’d you guys stop?” Alvin asked.

“Uh…” Simon said, frozen a bit in surprise. He forgot that Mokuba was the reason Ray Ray knew the secret. He could blurt it out and then Alvin’s privacy would have been well and truly violated beyond the point of no return.

“I’M DONE!” Yugi whined as he stumbled off the bull next.

THAT was the one Mokuba was waiting for.

“Welp! See ya!” Mokuba turned and rushed at Yugi. He grabbed his arm and rushed out the door.

“HEY! Get back he-!” Ray Ray started before Juniper jumped onto the bull.

“We can’t go after him.” Juniper reminded him. “You can’t rush along until we finish the second part of the challenge!” She said, turning it on and then bucking about with a determined look on her face.

“Alright. The bulls are freed up so let’s do this. Alvin, hurry and get on.” Simon said.

“Uh okay… but what was that thing he was talking about…?” Alvin asked, suddenly feeling himself get draped over the mechanical bull, hating the fact that he was butt naked. 

“Nothing, just hurry and do it.” Simon turned the bull on.

“Hey wait!” Alvin yelped as it shot up and smacked into the ceiling. It lowers with Alvin drooling and his eyes spinning. “Was that Mr. Pizza? Yes, I want you in my tummy!” Then Simon tried to fix it but it smashed into the ceiling again. It lowered and Alvin muttered out, “M-My favorite color is seven…!” with a gap in his teeth.

Eventually, Simon turned it on right and Alvin started to buck about! He yelped and rolled about the bull, trying his hardest to stay on…!

--

“Oh man… I made it! It took forever but I MADE it!” Bloo said with a sigh. “Sheesh… I’m so tired though… I guess that’s to be expected. I used up a lot of awesome points to make it here on my own dime. Let’s do this Bloo. Okay Bloo! It’s great being by myself. Yup! Sure is great Bloo! What’s that Bloo? You miss Mac, Bloo? Why Bloo? Sorry Bloo. Let’s just carry on without him. Sure thing, Bloo!”

Bloo talked to himself like a crazy person before heading into the mechanical bull tavern and gasped when Alvin rocketed over his head and smashed into the dirt outside.

“Yeesh! What’s going on here?!” Bloo asked before turning and seeing the people inside, trying to ride the bulls.

“One just got freed up! You can get on now Edogawa-kun!” Ai said.

“ME?!” Conan snapped.

“Yes, YOU! There’s only three here and Juniper and Ben are on the other two! Come on!” Ai snapped and pushed Conan on.

“That’s not what I was ask-EEEEK!” Conan yelped as he was bucking on the bull the instant Ai turned it on.

Ben laughed as he rode around on his own bull. “Whoo hooo! Oh man! THIS is awesome!”

Gwen watched with her hands covering her front, grinning with acceptance at something for once. “Yes! Finally, you’re doing something right!”

“YEEEP!” Conan yelped as he was sent spiraling off the bull and fell hard onto his face. “Ugh…! Ow…!”

“Dammit…” Ai muttered. “Maybe, I should have gone after all. I’m probably stronger than you anyway.”

“NO!” Conan held his hand up. “I can do this!” Conan said, straightening himself out. “I was just a little surprised but I can make it so long as I latch on correctly and keep my body proportioned correctly.” Conan said, confidently climbing up again and turning it on.

Ai smiled. She had to admit, it was nice having Conan back.

That’s when Juniper stopped and jumped off.

“Okay. We can move on now Ray Ray.” Juniper said.

“Uh… yeah but…” Ray Ray turned and saw Simon dragging Alvin back in.

“Uh… y-you guys can go on ahead alright! We’ll catch up.” Simon said.

“A-Are you sure?” Ray Ray asked.

Alvin groaned, feeling super dizzy. “I-It’s fine. Go on.”

June and Ray Ray looked at one another and nodded before rushing out of the tavern.

Alvin shook his head and then spotted Bloo.

Bloo gulped. “Uh… h-hey!”

Alvin winced. “Hello there…”

There was an awkward silence before Alvin zoomed out of Simon’s hands and grabbed ahold of the bull before Bloo could.

“AH! Dammit!” Bloo snapped his fingers. He then looked the bull over and realized that there were placements for those with feet. He looked down at himself and winced. “… I wonder if having proper feet would make this work better… ah man…”

Conan was bucking about now, doing excellent with a smirk on his face despite his super soaked diaper.

Ben hopped off when he finished and laughed. “MAN! That felt great! I don’t even care that I’m in my undies right now.”

“Good. Now let’s go.” Gwen said, grabbing Ben’s arm and trying to tug him along. Ben stopped her and yanked her back.

“Hey! Not yet.” Ben said. “Conan’s not done yet.”

Gwen turned to face Ben, back to feeling extremely angry in a split second. “… WHAT?! Seriously?”

“Come on!” Ben said back at her. “They helped me. Let me see this through with them!”

Gwen snarled and covered herself again, blushing and tapping her feet. 

They really did keep ending up in the back… always in the back…!

Gwen’s face reddened and steam came from her head.

Bloo looked on as Conan and Alvin rode on their bulls. He saw Ben standing there with his arms crossed and observing Conan, feeling a bit downtrodden.

“I could… I could try the bull but… I dunno if I can…?” Bloo muttered. “I… I can’t do it…”

“Oh yes you can-”

Bloo’s eyes widened. He turned around and gasped with excitement.

The naked boy with a leaf strapped to the front of his crotch put his hand up to the door frame and pointed a thumb at himself with a sparkle in his teeth.

It was his glorious, previously fallen partner, Mac!

“-Because you’ve got ME!”

--

Manzo sat in a recliner with his feet up, munching on popcorn. He watched with delight as Gon and Killua came through the Chill Zone first. 

Luffy and Chopper were second place with Chopper having to drag Luffy’s deadweight body across the line. Meliodas had to do the same thing with the wet King.

That was followed up by Mokuba and Yugi running towards the Chill Zone at a super-fast pace.

“THROW ME JUNE!” Ray Ray shouted as the two of them were coming up on Mokuba.

Mokuba panicked and increased the pace.

“Gotcha.” Juniper reached down, grabbed Ray Ray and tossed him clear across the way towards Mokuba.

“RAAAAAH!” Ray Ray stuck his foot out in an action kick pose and smashed his foot right into Mokuba’s back, knocking them both into the Chill Zone with Yugi crossing next. This mean that Yugi and Mokuba took fourth place but it mattered very little, seeing as Mokuba was crying and screaming with Ray Ray ripping at him, jumping up and down on him, and beating the tar out of his body.

“HELP! HELP MEEEEEEEK! GAAHAAAAAAA~!” Mokuba screamed as the kid was pummeling him roughly.

Yugi looked down and smiled. “You could probably have taken him had you taken him by surprise instead. I’d say you were being rather careless.”

Juniper sighed and crossed the line next. “Sheesh… what a day…”

Across the way though, Gon and Killua were panting and sighing, sitting in the grass with one another.

“I got us first place. How was that eh?” Gon asked.

“You did great.” Killua said. “A-And you looked… c-cute when you were dizzy…”

Gon laughed. “I-Is that… is that something you say to someone who you consider your best friend?”

“W-Well… it… it can be a compliment! Y-You know!” Killua said, standing up and sweating with his arm behind his back. The flustered look on his face made Gon chuckle.

Gon put a hand to his fluttering chest and let out a hard breath of air. He was scared. Clearly, he was… but this dance had been going on for so long and it was obvious to him that they both felt the same way. It was all up to him now. He had to let Killua know how he felt to ease his consciousness…

Gon sighed as he stood up. He tried to ignore Killua’s nakedness below the chest and his own state of dress of him being in just a pair of teddy bear briefs. He had to hold it in and let out what he needed to say.

“Killua… I… I know-” Gon began before Killua put a finger to his lips.

“No. L-Let me talk… this is… this is my fault.” Killua said.

“Your fault?” Gon managed to get out before Killua continued.

“This annoying and overly long back and forth between us… I tried to will myself to get out of it by admitting my feelings to you first but I was a coward and I couldn’t… I HAVE to be the one to say this! Not you!” Killua said. 

Gon was surprised. He blushed and began sweating. Killua had… figured it out? He knew what Gon was going to say?

Killua was red in the face and sweating. He didn’t actually know that Gon was going to say what he thought he was going to say but he hoped really badly that he was, otherwise he might faint from embarrassment. 

There was NO going back now. Just say it!

“Gon…. Gon I…!”

Say it.

“Gon… I… uh…!”

SAY IT!

“GON! I… I want… I want to be MORE than just best friends with you! I… really… really like you…! Like… Like-Like you…! In a… Boyfriend… kind of way…”

Keep going! It’s out there now! Finish it!

“… I’d… like for us… to be a couple…” Killua said, shivering and shaking, pee dripping down his legs from abject fear. “… Boyfriend and boyfriend…”

Gon looked into Killua’s eyes with his own blushing face, flaring up too. Gon smiled and giggled. 

“I… I was gonna say… I think I love you but I think you overexplained it a bit there…” Gon laughed.

“D-Don’t laugh! It took a lot in me to say that!” Killua grumbled, tearing up in anger.

Gon stopped laughing and smiled. “Yes. I’d… really like that too!”

His heart was beating superfast but he knew this was true. He had been reacting to Killua like he wanted this as well but he was so unfamiliar with being in love that he didn’t even know it.

“R-Really?” Killua beamed with excitement.

“Yes! YES!” Gon grinned.

The two of them looked at one another and then began laughing, still red in their faces before they turned to look at one another.

“S-So… d-do we… make it official with a… p-peck…?” Gon asked.

Killua was fidgeting all over. He couldn’t believe this was even happening. His heart wouldn’t stop thumping. “W-Well… I… I could… I could try… m-maybe… maybe we can…” 

Killua leaned forward, knowing that if he did this, he might faint.

He was gonna faint! He knew he was! He could feel it!

Killua pressed his lips against Gon’s. The two of them stood there in the glowing sunlight with their lips together before Killua backed away.

Killua gulped. “I… I didn’t faint…” He muttered with happiness… before he looked on in surprise at Gon’s face.

Gon was smiling like a smiling emoji. His eyes were hearts and his nose was bleeding. He was stiff and standing straight up.

He let out a happy sigh before falling over like a tree and smacking against the ground, something poking up against his underwear and several hearts floating around his head.

Gon was the one who fainted… amazing…!

Killua rubbed the back of his head. “Haha… didn’t see that coming…!”

Killua then turned when he felt eyes on him.

Juniper, Ray Ray, Chopper, Meliodas, Yugi, and Manzo were all looking at them with bright smiles on their faces.

Killua blushed super hard and chuckled nervously. “D-Did you all… enjoy the show…? Haha…?”

--

“Awesome! We’re almost there Alvin!” Simon said, pumping his fists as they ran towards the Chill Zone.

“I hope so… I feel so dizzy… the world is spinning… spinning…” Alvin drooled as he raced along, hands dangling out in front of his naked self.

Simon laughed. “Don’t worry. You’ll be alright… you’ve recovered from worse…

--

Mac screamed and cried as he bucked up and down on the bull. “AAAAAGH! DAMMIT! THIS SUUUUUCKS! FUUUUUUU~!”

“You can do it Mac! Your feet give you the support you need to stay on that bull. I could never do it as well as you… having FEET I mean!” Bloo shouted out.

“THANKSSSSS I GUESSSSSSS~!” Mac cried.

Gwen looked over at Mac, angry that she didn’t think to find some leaves and put them over her front to cover up. She was standing with her arms crossed and her legs pressed together while hunched over. 

She then looked at Conan and saw him bucking about with a super determined look on his face.

“I’m doing it… I’m… doing… it!” Conan grinned, sweating a bit.

Ai and Ben stood with smiles on their faces, happy that Conan was managing to get this going.

That was until the drop of the antidote started to wear off. Conan felt woozy and began groaning, which caught Ai and Ben by surprise.

“I… I du… duhhh…? Was goin’ on…? M-Mommy?” Conan winced.

“Oh no! He’s running out of time!” Ai snapped, mentally cursing herself for almost forgetting this. “Quickly, grab the vile! It’s settled enough that it should work now!”

Ben nodded and reached into his briefs, yanking the vile out.

Gwen snarled as she saw this.

“Don’t worry. We got you!” Ben said. “I’ll transform into Grey Matter and sneak this into your mouth.”

“Grey Matter?! We need you to turn into XLR8 so we can get out of here faster!” Gwen snapped.

“You can just carry me as Grey Matter!” Ben said. “It won’t be as fast as XLR8 but it’ll work better than us running like normal.”

Gwen clenched her fists and grinded her teeth together. 

Ben head the vile in one hand and held up the Omnidrix. As soon as he raised his hand, Gwen reached over and swatted his arm!

Ben yelped and the vile flung out of his grasp, smashing against the ground and shattering!

“AH!” Ben yelped.

“THE ANTIDOTE!” Ai screamed.

“You can make another one. It’s no big deal.” Gwen said quickly.

“You idiot!” Ai turned to face her. Just as she did, Conan’s bull stopped as his full minute was up. He managed to succeed.

However, he fell over and flopped to the ground, whining and crying. “MWAAAAAH! I WANNA DIAPEEE CHANGE!”

Ai fidgeted. “His manner of speech is reverting superfast. The process has accelerated!” Ai snapped.

“Like I said, you know what to do. Make a new one.” Gwen said back.

“I NEED him to finish the-!” Ai turned to yell back at her but Ben stood before her before she could.

“The hell is your problem Gwen?! Are you crazy?!” Ben snapped.

“WE KEEP GETTING LAST PLACE!” Gwen snapped. “We’re either way in the back like NOW or last to cross! I had to deal with your stupid diaper dilemma and now you’re trying to keep this nonsense going by staying behind to make sure they place?! You’re the one whose crazy!” Gwen screamed into his face.

“Screw you! They helped me! I was repaying their kindness!” Ben shouted back at her.

“I’M NAKED ON TV!”

“I’M ALMOST NAKED ON TV!” Ben shouted back.

“Hey look over there!” Gwen suddenly pointed behind Ben.

“Huh?” Ben turned to look. When he did Gwen, pounded her fist down onto Ben’s head!

Ben yelped and stumbled forward, falling to the floor with his butt sticking up and a fart expelling from his behind. Gwen then reached down and grabbed Ben’s body, yanking him up and running out of the tavern. 

“See ya! I hope Conan gets better!” Gwen said, being genuine with that but also not wanting Ben’s nonsense about staying behind to continue ruining their chances.

As far as she was concerned, this alliance with Conan and Ai was the thing that was ruining them!

“Dammit!” Ai bent down and sat Conan up. “Edogawa-kun! Are you in there?”

“Momma… baba… babaaa~!” Conan made a bunch of weird babyish noises and drooled before he began sucking his thumb. Ai growled and hoisted him up.

As soon as she did, a loud SMACK was heard from behind. It was Mac smacking onto the floor on his face, having successfully completed the bull riding…

“MAC! You did it!” Bloo said, shuffling up to Mac and helping him up.

“Haha… I-I did… I did… it… ohhhh…” Mac wobbled, feeling too dizzy to celebrate.

Ai grabbed Conan by his arm and pulled him along. Conan’s toddler brain was still good enough for him to know how to run but there was a chance it wouldn’t be by the time they reached the finish. 

“Come on Mac. We gotta hurry!” Bloo grabbed Mac by his arm and yanked him out of the tavern next. 

--

Up ahead, Ben and Gwen were in the lead. The chipmunks had already passed into the Chill Zone and were slumped over the ground panting and trying to recover their breath.

“I see it! We’re close!” Gwen laughed, holding an unconscious Ben under her arms.

“YOU TRAITOR!” Ai snapped as she ran behind alongside Conan with Bloo and Mac right beside them. Both of them were hauling pretty heavy companions.

“All is fair in love and war!” Gwen said, waving back. “Take care! I’m sure he’ll be fine once you make an even better antidote in the comfort of your own home.”

“Screw you!” Ai shouted back. “How about I stay and get revenge on you instead!” Ai snapped, lifting Conan up.

Mac tried his best to run but was panting a bunch after his brush with the bull.

“Come on Mac! Do it! Push harder!” Bloo said.

“I’m trying! I’m only human though!” Mac said.

“So are they! They’re human too!” Bloo said.

“But one of them is super smart and the other has a guy with alien powers…!” Mac said back.

“Mac! Come on man! It doesn’t matter! You’re awesome without all that stuff!” Bloo said. “You’d have to be… after all… you thought of ME and I’m as awesome as they come!”

Mac smiled. “Yeah… you are awesome…”

Bloo was right. Win or lose, the important thing was that they tried, all the way towards the end.

“No matter how impressive the competition is, we’ll be satisfied so long as we keep trying!” Mac shouted and kicked up the pace.

Ai panted as she rushed along, catching up to Gwen now.

Gwen panted and panicked. “St-Stay back!”

“Hell no! You’re going to PAY for that!” Ai shouted.

Conan began drooling and staring out with a derpy, cross-eyed smile on his face. “Dookie… dooodeee…”

Conan suddenly began messing his diaper. Ai sniffed it and yelped.

“ICK! GAH!” She yelped and stumbled back, which allowed Mac and Bloo to push by Ai in the last split second.

The three of them crossed the Chill Zone.

Gwen crossed with Ben first.

Then Mac with Bloo.

Ai skidded to a stop and fumbled to the ground with Conan rolling to a stop before Manzo when they reached it.

It was over. They lost.

“HURRAY! WE DID IT!” Bloo shouted with happiness, hugging Mac close.

Mac hugged Bloo back and laughed. “WE DID! WE’RE AWESOME! WE’RE AWESOME!!!”

Gwen sighed with delight, dropping Ben’s body to the floor before turning to Ai. “Sorry Missy… but we came to win. Being all clingy to you is gonna drop us further in the back until we run out of chances and that isn’t going to happen.” She stood there, naked and proud… well, not exactly proud but very much naked.

Ben snored with his face in the dirt.

“Truthfully an unfortunate situation.” Manzo said as he walked over to Ai with Conan held out in front of him. “Here’s your baby.”

Ai stood up and dusted herself off, sighing with a grumble before she grabbed him and held him in her arms, wincing at the smell.

Conan giggled and drooled, honking her nose with his hand. He couldn’t even speak anymore. He was just making weird babyish gurgles.

“… He’s reverted to the mind of an infant. Oh well. As she said, it’s reversible. It’s a shame this had to happen the instant we decided to enter this competition though. How unfortunate.” Ai turned around and carried Conan back to the kart that would take them to the hotel so they could pack their things. Conan sucked his thumb, smiling like a happy baby. 

He’d be completely livid and angry when he returned to normal and found out what had happened.

For now though, he was left to enjoy his wet and messy diapee.

Gwen sneered with her arms crossed. “That’s the end of that nonsense. Next week, we take center stage as the dominant force!”

“Yup!” Manzo said. “You’ll try at least. For now, you’re taking over as the dominant interest for the Camera Flies!” Manzo said.

“WHAT?!” Gwen yelped before the Camera Flies returned and started to film all over her naked body. “EEEP! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! COME ON DAMMIT!” Gwen screamed and ran off screaming.

It was getting down to the wire and the time for kindness was truly running thin…

--

1st: Gon and Killua

2nd: Luffy and Chopper

3rd: Meliodas and King

4th: Yugi and Mokuba

5th: Juniper and Ray Ray

6th: Alvin and Simon

7th: Ben and Gwen

8th: Mac and Bloo

9th: Conan and Ai – ELIMINATED

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One last best moments list and then we'll get back to voting what the next theme for the challenges should be.