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Faun

Give em a honk

LoquaciousJango

Y'all too quick on the draw. How about a little *romance* first.

Bud Chudley

I vote "Squeeze Boobs" on the sole condition we get a "Honk Honk" sound effect. If it can't be done, I vote for the massage.

Anonymous

Y’all horny bastards need to slow down. Giv’er a little love first. Some caressing. Some foreplay. Y’all act like a bunch of 14 year-olds first time with a girl haha.

Robert Williams

I agree with going the ‘romance’ route … I mean wasn’t it John Cleese who taught us: Humphrey : So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices? Pupils : Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Humphrey : Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson. Watson : R - rubbing the clitoris, sir? Humphrey : What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy. Wymer : Suck the nipple, sir? Humphrey : Good. Good. Well done, Wymer. Pupil : Uh, stroking the thighs, sir. Humphrey : Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm? Pupil : Oh, sir. Biting the neck. Humphrey : Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson. Watson : Yes, sir. Sorry, sir

Anonymous

I almost wish there were comedic results for trying to rush in so fast. Either way, it really is indicative of how damn horny some of y'all seem to be xD

Aly Dal

Sigh... Too damn horny I just want some wholesome pets T.T

Gameseeker

....well we're kinda at her breasts. Kinda hard not to softly squeeze.

Anonymous

Light nippy thumbing...