The kobolds lore (Patreon)

Heya gamers,

Here a quick rundown of the kobolds:

The kobold is a race, known for being very crafty, weak, all female and known for having a tight bond with dragons. Kobolds seek protection from dragons, because they cannot defend themselves alone and reproduce with them. Thus, every once in a while, you'll encounter a small tribe of kobolds strolling around the surface, tryna find a dragon master, but can't find one, since the minecraft progression system is hella weird. Since every tribe wants to be the one that is favored by the ender dragon, tribes are hostile towards each other (just a lil gang violence never hurts ig).

When you encounter a tribe of kobolds, they will.. more or less ignore you. If you attack one, the tribe will try to kill you. But over all they ignore you, since you are no one important in their eyes. They do offer oral and anal in exchange for resources tho, as in a way of earning resources for their tribe. They do not offer vaginal sex, since they do not want to reproduce with you.

There will be a staff called "Dragon staff" (or smth idk), which will be hella expensive to craft. When a tribe sees that you in fact possess that relict, they will see you as a potential dragon master and let themselves be "tamed" by you.  You can only be the master of one Tribe at once.

If a tribe offers their loyalty towards you, they basically commit treason towards the other mobs, that all work for the ender dragon. So, as a master, you will have to give them a safe environment and protect them from outside threats.  

Also the tribes behaviour towards you will do a full 180. You can now command the tribe to fall trees, mine, etc. for you. Also they do now offer vaginal sex as well, since they actually do want to reproduce with their master. Sex will be off charge obviously. When breeding a kobold, there will be chance for it to become preggo and give birth to a new tribe member. To make it short: They become ur personal female simps.