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Miniature Metropolis

Eye witness account, 31 July 2022:

“It was a beautiful sunny day. Isn’t it always when things like this happen? That’s what takes everyone by surprise. The freshest of mornings lead to the freakiest of days. In this case I was out getting a coffee in the cool little neighbourhood where I live. At least it had been cool, but now chain restaurants and bookstores were starting to push out the grocery and hardware stores. We were all full of anxiety about it but also liked getting fancy coffee and having nice outdoor places to sit. Anyway I digress. Something bigger was about to happen. 

“At first there was just this rhythmic thudding. Some people didn’t notice at all but some did and asked their friends. But it kept getting stronger and there was a murmuring passing through the crowd as everyone started to get worried until (and it was just like in a monster movie) this woman screamed and pointed towards downtown. We all turned around to look and there they were. Or there she was, because to begin with we could only see one. She was walking. It was clear she hadn’t made the city yet but as we was watching her head just kept rising and rising, her shoulders, and then her bare boobs appearing over the skyline. It was like we could see more of her. She wasn’t getting bigger but she was getting closer. And she was really big already. By now the crowd had cottoned onto the fact that this was really bad and everyone kinda just started rushing in different directions. Some headed to their cars to get out of town, some to their apartments to maybe hide or get their stuff, others just milled around watching. I mean she was just heading for downtown and that was still a few miles away, so some people didn’t panic. I was scared but I watched. The roads were already full of cars, where was I going to go? 

“At this point she turned behind her and waved and said something. And of course we looked further behind her and there was another one! She looked just as big and just as naked. They were huge! They weren’t in a hurry or anything, just looking down, looking at people just like us, and our tiny buildings at their feet. The ground kept shaking, more and more, and there was so much dust in the air. They were kicking up great clouds of dust and smoke as they walked. I just kinda watched in amazement as the first giant reached downtown. She kinda took a moment looking down at all those skyscrapers and then kinda just squatted down. She looked like she was thinking. Her hand just drifted to her pussy and she kinda just started stroking. It was now that anyone remaining really started to freak out. There was screaming and running everywhere. Oh yeah, she had also just reached down with her other hand and plucked one of the smaller high rise apartment blocks from the ground. Like picked it as if it was a flower. Honestly that’s when I started to run, I wanted to get the hell out of there. I could see she was about to use it like, y’know, like a toy. Time to GTFO.”