Patreon Pin Up 10/18/21 (Patreon)

If you've been around here awhile, you know that while I can often be critical of The Legend of Zelda, it comes from a place of love. This series is my jam. I was able to play through Ocarina of Time again for the first time in ages recently. I found it had been just long enough that I didn't have it all memorized anymore, and I had a blast with it.  Sure, 90% of the combat in the game can be described as "twiddle your thumbs until the enemy finally flashes his ass at you," but it's one of the most influential games ever made for a reason. A lot of it is still great.

Side note, if by chance you've never played it and I've piqued your interest here, I implore you to track down the 3DS remake of the game. It's the definitive version by far, I feel, and the only version worth spending a chunk of money on in this day and age, but don't tell Nintendo that. They seem to think otherwise lately. XD

As for the picture, don't get me wrong, I love Link, and I didn't draw his princess banging his enemy just for the sake of cucking. The truth is, I just have very little interest in Link and Zelda as a couple. Barring few exceptions, they're rarely shown to have have any real chemistry with each other.  (Link typically being portrayed as silent and often downright emotionless  just might be the issue there.) Besides, Link has plenty of other options. In recent games, pretty much every female he meets is thirsty for nice mute hero. 

I don't think the mainline series has any entries that are "bad," though I do think some are better than others. My personal favorite entries are Wind Waker and Breath of the Wild, how about you? I'm always down to talk Zelda, let me know in the comments if you've got something to throw at me! :)