Patreon exclusives - Signed bookmarks, paperback contest & much more!(?) (Patreon)

To make this extra confusing, I’m just putting this all in one post.

First, the Truth of the Divine pre-order bookmark is NOT a giveaway - simply go to this online portal (https://read.macmillan.com/promo/totdpatreonpreorder/) provide proof of pre-order, and in a couple months you’ll get a PERSONALIZED (by me, so we’re clear) bookmark in the mail. This is available to patrons of all levels. Personalized within reason (no, I will not be transcribing portions of Moby Dick for you), so I can make it out to you, or to Josh Gad, or whatever. 

This is only for Patrons, so while there will be one for the general public, that one doesn’t have personalized/signed bookmarks, so if you want in on this, make sure you use the correct link. (US/Canada only, sry :/)

Second: SMP gave me way more paperbacks of Axiom’s End than I know what to do with (and a few hardcovers to boot), so I’m going to give away about 20 personalized signed copies of those too. Because of Patreon’s TOS I can’t make it a raffle, so it has to be a “contest” of sorts. Soooo… uh… leave a comment below by August 25th explaining what is the best pop song about aliens. Why does “ET” by Katy Perry exist? Why are you like that, Kanye, and why am I still kind of into it? Have we figured out what "bathe my ape" means? I’ll pick 20 of you based on MERIT because that’s how Patreon makes us do it. (Also US/Canada only... sry :/)

Finally, for those of you who remember my “leave a comment to get killed in Truth of the Divine” campaign from a few months ago, I needed a lot more random, one-off names than I realized so I ended up using about 30 of your names, only about 8 of which “die” so don’t be surprised if your name randomly pops up as “dead CIA agent” or “member of hate group” (fwiw most of you are journalists).