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Hey guys,

We are thankful to be free from Border Patrol custody and to be able to share the concluding piece in our series, 'Texas Border Crisis.' This episode features narrations from C5 crew members, Juan and Elliot, who filmed segments in Eagle Pass, TX during our detention and were able to give a play-by-play of what went on from their perspective, as well as a sit-down interview with Andrew immediately after his release. 

Obviously, because our cameras were temporarily confiscated by the Department of Homeland Security, we weren't able to film inside the Border Patrol processing center where we were held, but by using our memories as a journalistic basis, we hired a professional graphic animator/video game designer to create a 3D rendering of what we experienced on the inside. 

Hiring a graphic animator on such short notice wasn't cheap, and the DHS ultimately fined us both $5,000/each, so all said and done, this series was a pretty expensive endeavor. However, thanks to your continuous loyalty and monthly support, we were able to make it happen and keep the train rolling.

We hoped you enjoyed this series and will soon be putting together another episode of 'C5 Newsroom,' just for you. 

Best,

AC

Comments

Anonymous

absolute legend

drain.jesus

finallyy god BLESS

drain.jesus

jail for the character development 🔥🔥

LUCIFEAR

Bless

Josh Gavin

This was such an amazing series!

Anonymous

Praise the SUN!!!

Anonymous

i loved this series! Great work keep it up!!

drain.jesus

Loved this sm and so happy y’all safe. didn’t know this happened in October what the hell boy that was a fat minute ago

Daniel Flores

Y’all really moving great bro ! Happy y’all are safe

Anonymous

holy shit dude thank god youre okay 😭

Galvin Moore

Now THIS is some fucking gonzo-ass journalism. Hunter S would be proud.

Blunt

Welcome back you wild motherfuckers

Anonymous

insane dad lore

Anonymous

Man I feel like we need more information about how the case was resolved. Glad you guys got out safe and appreciate all this difficult reporting you guys are putting out!

Anonymous

Legends

Anonymous

free tay k

Anonymous

DHS wanted in on that cartel fee lol. Glad to see you and Susan made it out relatively unscathed. Felt like a long wait for this episode lol

Anonymous

Prolific. This man is living life to the absolute fullest. We love you Andrew.

Anonymous

what ended up happening with the charges?

Anonymous

awesome series

NDR924

Stay safe guys, this turned out to be a bit insane Loved it from the spectator point of view but I don’t think this was a good time for you or loved ones…

Anonymous

Finally been waiting for this

Anonymous

OFFICER JAVIEN THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

Anonymous

LESSSGOOOO

Nat04

What a ride. I just got back from Nepal too funny coincidence

Anonymous

Been waiting for this. thank you Andrew and the team at channel 5

uya

they always say that crossing the border illegally is only a civil offense and not a criminal offense. like thats a common “liberal” talking point when it comes to illegal immigration. So i wonder if its only a criminal offense if you’re a citizen? or maybe if you actually 100% followed the migrant journey and made it to a customs office and reported it would go back down to a civil offense? or is that just a myth?

Anonymous

This seems illegal. You committed a crime, but as an American isn't it illegal for them to detain you this way?

Nolan P

fortunate luck. wish you luck in the future, NP

Anonymous

The most mind blowing thing about all of this is that Andrew hadn't seen The Matrix, that's wild cuh.

Anonymous

anyone know how i can access the discord

Aaron Johnson

turns out, it's a federal felony offense lmao great work y'all

Hardstuck Jett 3

No, it's legal. The American laws around the border are absolutely fucked. Preaching about freedom but you can't even walk into your own country at will.

Anonymous

Thanks for the dedication Andrew and team!!!

Anonymous

Us Latinos assign a nickname to EVERYONE. 😂😂 El Bukiiiii

Anonymous

The best $5 I’ve ever spent

Matt P

You guys are the shit. Godspeed AC and crew!

Anonymous

Keep the stories coming, C5! It is my pleasure to share your videos with friends where possible. Every single one has been appreciative of the on-the-ground reporting that y'all do.

uya

im looking into it and i guess more or less it’s a civil offense to BE in the country illegally but, unless laws were passed fairly recently, it’s always a federal felony to CROSS illegally

Anonymous

El buki 🤘🏽! Glad you boys got to see the sun again. Amazing work !

MrDesertPunk

this as an awesome series, thank you for making this.

Anonymous

Probably the wildest thing I have ever seen you produce.

Strike Stone

Wow yall! Out did yourselves on this series! Super insightful. Thank yall

Jack

Showing the Biden hypocrisy. Well done Drew, nothing like knowing you got arrested, and the illegals got cell phones and bus tickets.

joseph

border patrol is like we taught these kids a lesson. you’re like, we’re about to each 10000000 kids a much more valuable lesson.

Anonymous

Amazing journalism

JJ Ibarra

been waiting for this one everyday, such an incredible seires

Anonymous

Andrew and susan should have just hopped back over with the coyotes

Anthony Nittolo

Cannot tell you how insanely fast I clicked on this.

NM

How do you know they got phones and tickets?

drain.jesus

I don’t doubt that just didn’t know this went down that long ago…

NM

Correct, even 4th amendment doesn't apply at ports of entry.

NM

Probably shouldn't have called out the nice BP agent by name. Might get him in some stuff with his job.

Sacha Devoretz

This is beyond. Thank you Andrew for this amazing effort to expose what migrants go through on a daily basis. In Canada, when migrants try to cross the border illegally, Unfortunately they can freeze to death trying to make their way across. Sometimes the border patrol will find whole families frozen to death trying to make their way into Canada.

Anonymous

Incredible series and great story. Glad you’re back stateside

Gregory Shmegglehead

god bless channel 5 for the best journalism on earth , like seriously no one does it like you i recommend my mom to ur shit and i don’t do that for any content creator

PlayItAgainMe

Love that the first thing you’re doing as soon as you see your boys after being in solitary confinement is making sure they micced up their interviews correctly 😅

Anonymous

Exceptional work boys. True journalism through and through

Jack

Watch more documentaries. They illegals admit they get smart phones for court contacts and bus tickets. How do you think 70,000 ended up in NYC in 2023 alone?

Josh Greer

This has been such a wild ride. So grateful Andrew and crew are back in action, this is the best content on the internet

Anonymous

“Uh don’t do that” is top 5 greatest openings I’ve ever seen

Anonymous

You buried the lede… you hadn’t seen The Matrix?! It took you getting arrested by border patrol to see that movie that’s the real gonzo journalism here lol.

Anonymous

Please keep bouncing through these experiences that help share common understanding. You are artfully killing it, leader-style.

Anonymous

Not in the least, ANYBODY needs to declare and identify themselves in a border crossing. How do people not know this?

Anonymous

Legend

Anonymous

I love how they pulled up to the gas station blasting Tay K

Anonymous

I am too hooked on this, I got the Patreon just to watch the next episode LET'S GO CHANNEL 5 VACASSSS

Jack

Unless you claim asylum. Then you get all the rights you want. System is fucked and so manipulated it has to go.

Chairman Meow

I subbed to you guys after seeing the third episode in this series, I didnt even care about getting early videos, I just really wanted to support you guys. I've always thought of Hunter S Thompson/Gonzo journalism when watching your stuff, and I was thrilled to hear that you were a big fan yourself on that Hot Ones web show. You're on the track to being this generations Hunter and I really mean that. Keep working hard brother.

Anonymous

Hope you guys didnt pay that much for the animation. Ngl it was pretty ass. But such an amazing story haha

Anonymous

Craziest part about that story was that you never seen The Matrix lel.

Marissa Nicole

I made a patreon specifically for your vids this past week. I hope enough others made it financially worth it. (But ultimately it's morally awesome to show this side of those trying to get out of unsafe living situations via the boarder)

Anonymous

Pink dot camera lives on!

Alyssa Gallo

Uvalde is my hometown and seeing the crew interact with the community was hilarious. Also at the end of the video did y'all mean the frito bean dip or the river? because us "beans" go "dip" in the river which I could see someone wanting to do after being detained.

Austin Voltarel

You're fucking nuts bro. Love you.

Anonymous

The agents didn't sound like they knew they were being harsh with you by taking you away from the migrants. It sounded like they saw you weren't being punished enough and put you in the ice box instead. What pricks.

Ryan

Thanks for the story!! Channel 5 don't miss!

Anonymous

Damn Andrew, this is some of the best content I have ever watched on YouTube in ten years. It's captivating. Keep it up dude, be careful.

Rory Knight

I have never heard that astronauts need to go through customs when they come back from space. It really doesn't make any sense and I don't think it's true. I could be wrong. I mean, I'm not wrong that it doesn't make sense, but it may or may not be a thing.

Jimmy

I think even Andrew mentions in one of his videos. They need a phone so they can show up for their immigration hearing and the authorities can call them.

Sam

This is fucjing insane! What an unbelievable scenario to be in.

Anonymous

Saved the 5k on the coyote

Jimmy

Absolutely amazing as always!

Anonymous

New member. Wow very impressive work here fellas.

Anonymous

SHIIIITTTT I love you all and I'm so glad you are okay!

David Wess

That's the difference of youth tho. Idk bout yall but I was full crazy from like 16-20. I could only imagine the difference growing up down there with those dudes lifestyle. I bet they choked on water from laughing when they realized BP wasn't gonna start shooting into the river

Anonymous

honestly, the amount you were fined was going to be the same the coyotes were gonna try to charge you, so win/win crazy story though for sure, the whole series.

Anonymous

This is S tier Journalism.

RETSOF

Even though I am not an American, I fully support this type of content and I am glad to support your efforts. Good Job lads

Devin Briggs

Bad ass. Thank you for your service.

Anonymous

Hell ya man, keep following that artist calling. I got a patron account just for you and this episode. Thought it was gunna drip Sunday, was worried. Glad you're ok. Also the ending of the video seemed at a random time, maybe like a send off or something

Hunter Vandel

Dude you are the future of journalism! Please keep it up

Anonymous

Greetings from Germany and Kudos to the finest American reporters of our time. Especially enjoyed the third part, the analysis of the American Dream being a motivation to emigrate for people from all over the world who are mostly unaware of the hardships that have to be faced once they've crossed the border. And the way you presented how both parties instrumentalise the issue for their own interests was a supreme take. Channel 5 might be dismissed as infotainment if it weren't so spot on in its interpretation of current events. First patreon i've subscribed to and so unbelievably glad I did. I'm striving to become an english teacher and I'll be sure to include your videos in my lessons. Could you make a curse-free version for that, btw? Jk, all the best <3

Anonymous

We need more!!!!!! This is killer!!!

Anonymous

Hunter would be fkn proud of Andrew & crew, that's for sure

Anonymous

Can you go interview Vladimir Putin instead?

Anonymous

You and your team at channel 5 are the media/journalist the United States and the world need. Great series boys, glad y'all made it back safe.

Anonymous

the 3D rendering 💀💀 (I love it, but it was also funny)

Anonymous

Thank you for doing this! Your journalism truly presents the world as it is. I'm glad you are safe and free again.

Anonymous

Straight G.O.A.T

Anonymous

An epic end to the series!

Sky Mercure

Goooddd Andrew you guys are so frickin cool ahahaha

Anonymous

when the government charges the same as the coyotes to cross the border

Anonymous

wow with how realistic that render was im starting to worry that some of your previous videos weren't real either!

Anonymous

EL BUKI!!! 🤟🏻

Martina Bustos

Love you & you’re teams work Andrew!! its inspired me to pursue Journalism

Anonymous

Unreal

Anonymous

the boys partying is iconic

Anonymous

DUDE we need a part 5!

Anonymous

created this account just to see this video, never used patreon before.. your story is WILD. this is insane levels of gonzo journalism that is unmatched by anyone else. God speed. You sir are one bad mother fucker

Anonymous

Legends

Anonymous

There's no way they just dropped you off at a nearby gas station after all that. You got a felony and they just walk you out? Surely you gotta show up to court at some point.

Griffin

The real crime here is that you hadn't seen the matrix before.

Anonymous

damn this shit is next level so glad u guys made it out fr

Anonymous

Andrew was King of the Cooler. Modern day steve mcqueen down to the moustache

jojo

This was so good

Anonymous

WOW!! Just wow

Anonymous

Holy fucking shit

Cory

Yall fucking wild

Anonymous

insane. y'all are amazing.

Anonymous

THIS is some REAL journalism

Anonymous

Fucking legend.

Anonymous

You have trascended Hunter S Thompson. You are the gonzo journalism god. So crazy you basically got the detention center vip treatment for being a US citizen tho, but glad it went that way for your sake.

Anonymous

This episode was CRAZY.

Floodo1

I enjoyed the animations way too much <3

Anonymous

Straight outta bordor patrol custody to making sure your guys got a mic on the sheriff. Hero.

Cikito

You da man bro. Keep the high quality stuff going.

B. Getz

pod politics are funny

Anonymous

Honestly insane the quality shit you put out for $5 a month

Anonymous

I think the most shocking part of this video is that Andrew has never seen The Matrix until now

Anonymous

The endings to these vids have been so sudden, wish there was a bit of discussion on conclusions

Anonymous

I love how every part of this process is pretty much the exact opposite of the garbage we're forcefed from cable news. This kind of honest, direct journalism will either result in an increase in your lead intake, or put you in the history books of the future.

Anonymous

Damn, that is still sort of a cliffhanger. So just paid a fine and released? Hope to hear a little more detail on how that all worked.

Anonymous

Glad you got to see the Matrix.

Anonymous

Lol Andrew is mistaken about Nashville. In the actual city like 1/5 people speak Spanish.

Anonymous

Yeah fuck yeah

Anonymous

ANDREW! I said it on your channel too, m8, and I know you know this, but holy shit. I'm sure you know that you were just straight up robbed right? In that situation you got no choice to pay up, but your mules got orders from machete man, again, I'm sure you get that. You're not thinking street, you have to think street. Holy fuck be careful dude, I joined just now just to help pay for the coming legal fees and your tourism, because your heart is good, but you need to... I don't fucking know. Think! You got to see this coming, you can't go in blind like that. Love you to pieces, wouldn't wanna be in your shoes when you go apologize to your mother for this, which I hope is your number 1 fucking priority, but please be more god damned careful. They LET you go, they were the ones who informed border patrol to come pick you up.

Owen Davies

Bro cmon u seen the matrix b4

Anonymous

Insane

Enrico Ros

We need MVP Larry SUSAN in front of the camera!! His POV in the story! We need him!!

Anonymous

Non-Americans get $2500 and a cell phone, Americans get solitary confinement and a $5k fine. What a joke

Loren Carvalho

that's your takeaway? "hur dur Biden bad" as if any president cares about this issue beyond it getting them votes

Alex M

That camel crush had to hit like nothing else. Great stuff y'all

Jonathan Aylward

The best external source of information I've ever had.

Anonymous

You're a fucking legend brother.

Anonymous

The way I lost my mind when you and Susan got detained… this was insane!!! Expose the shit out of the US government!!

rainbowdark

he certainly didn't seem ... too .. concerned ... in good spirits, but we def wanna know

Anonymous

That is false. Why spread lies when a simple Google search proves you are wrong. Did you watch the video? They most likely got deported.

Hamish

bro how can you not have seen the matrix before? Thats the biggest insane shit from this

S.C. Bellenchia

Holy shit.... glad you're okay fam

Anonymous

This is great reporting.

Oakoka

Slightly too gonzo

Anonymous

Some of your best work ever! Incredible!

rainbowdark

Bruv we got to know how the repercussions turn out. Can't be that they just dropped you off at a gas station and that was that. Or is it? Maybe you don't know yet. Please keep us updated, this is critical shit. i know you wrote they just fined you 5k but ... really? that's that? If so, did your status as a journalist end it there? So as a US citizen journalist with 5k i could pull the same shit and walk away squeaky clean? We gotta know

Anonymous

do people not know what google is anymore? it would have taken less time to confirm your question than it did to type and post this question

Em and Jo Talk

Wow what in the world, all of that to just be dropped off at a gas station lmao 🤣

Kat

This is crazy, if you want to peruse legal action or explore your options, I may know of a place for you to get pro-bono help. They just took you for a ride for no reason, that’s so shameful.

Anonymous

insane. glad you guys are safe.

Anonymous

well fucking shit you definitely earned my 5 bucks

Stephanie

Super happy you’re safe love!!!! this is the best patreon I’ve subscribed to!!! Did yall cover the border convoy/rally this last week?

Anonymous

The bukis comment was hilarious, they are like a staple in most Hispanic households when it comes to music 💀💀

Anonymous

Lmao Andrew caught a felony illegals get 3k to do it 😂

Riley

Hell yeah, best use of patreon funding i've ever seen. Are you and Larry Susan considered felons now? This is insane!

rainbowdark

It's super important that they level with us about what ultimately happens for them legally.

Anonymous

Hell of a season finale. Happy you pulled out all the stops for this one. The budget wasn’t wasted

Jevon Golden

Love the animation for this. It Would be crazy staying in the same room and constantly having a new batch of people coming in. Thank fuck they moved you guys.

Liam Trippi

I live for this show

Jack

Andrew confirms they get cell phones, as do many sources. How do you think 68,000 got to NYC? They all just walked there?

Jack

5,000 a day is 1.8 million in 2023 per most sources. You know Biden allows this, openly called for it; Andrew even has them say that to him in this series... Loren why do I care? Because when the mass deportations start, I fear deeply, that it will make us accustom to a much worse police state. Then we get to see ~why~ the media/CIA have been dividing Americans apart for 2 decades. Look at you, "hur dur Biden." You are exactly who they hope will see "deportations" of political "extremism" and support it... Terrifying. Also, do you really not recall the whole wall thing? Know that a wall was built in California with the helicopter landpads from Vietnam? Know that large parts of that CA wall were left (for tutrtles) open as trapping areas by CBP?

John S

this is journalism.

Anonymous

thats what im saying. take my fucking money. killer story

Anonymous

Insane stuff man. Thank you for all that you guys do. It’s amazing work.

Anonymous

Andrew, you're a legend brother.

Jeremy Williams

TEYLER SSSWWWIIIIIHHHFTTTTTTTT!!!!!! lmaoooo the part about Nashville had me dead

Anonymous

Tay-K in the background during the pick-up was legendary lol

Anonymous

this was so cool sorry u went to jail but imo the content was worth it

Anonymous

New Mr Beast video be like: I spent 96 hours in solitary confinement at the Eagle Pass Border Patrol Station!

Anonymous

Did you at least get out of the $5,000 a piece you were going to owe the coyotes?

Anonymous

did you end up paying the coyotes?

Anonymous

bro got arrested for us that’s nuts

Anonymous

Border patrol charged them the same as the coyotes lmao

Anonymous

I’m straight up in awe dude. Wild.

Anonymous

Something about the entire situation was just so funny. From Taylor Swift, to Marley and Me, to Nepal dude, to the Broll bros hitting a Halloween party while youre in solitary confinement, it was gold. In all seriousness, glad you both made it out alright and thankful for you guys sharing your story. Incredible work, as always.

Anonymous

Holy shit im from Uzbekistan and came to the states from a lottery sorta thing that was popular back in the day, and ive been recently hearing from back home about people beginning to cross in through Mexico instead. I remember our relatives asked about it and were so shocked to find out how hard it is to find a job without an ID here. Uzbekistan is surrounded twice by other countries before touching any ocean, being one of the most landlocked countries in the world. Those ppl had to cross DOZENS of countries to come over to the empire that rivals their oppressors. Little do they know its all the same game of kleptocracy here too.

Anonymous

He said the DHS fined them 5k in the description. Doubt they’d have time to go through the court system and become felons in 4 days.

Anonymous

https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-immigrant-phone-internet-texting-521577996794

rainbowdark

So confirm that or don't. Pretty not hard, and as presented it seems you too as an american citizen can do this with just a couple day stay in one of our fine USA above the law shady af border compounds + no further legal issues and a 5k fine. Leaving it so nebulous is not giving the full picture. Be a journalist? Tell the entire story

Anonymous

Y’all never seen the Matrix…now that’s crazy

Anonymous

You don’t get convicted of a felony in less than 4 days. The courts system takes longer than that. A judge likely looked over the case and decided that it’s not worth the time after taking into account the situation and his relative fame. Just a really expensive speeding ticket.

Anonymous

This video is going viral for sure, y'all did a fkn great job covering this situation guys

bat kyak

He gave you a camel crush?? Ewwww

Craig JS

lol these guys didn't even do the basic pregame research to find out if what they were doing was legal or not. They really are just a bunch of burnouts playing at being journalists... And yet, they still release easily some of the best boots on the ground journalism you can find, gotta love it.

Anonymous

We learn more from failure than success, si? I definitely feel like I learned way more from you guys through your experience than I ever would watching typical news. Your experiences are far more informative, perhaps because they were directly yours. Becoming a patron was worth every cent! Keep on rocking boys!

Anonymous

You’re insane bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

Whatever the journalism award is, this is getting it

Anonymous

Props, man! You've got more courage than most of us... I would have lost my shit in that cold cell!

Anonymous

So uh, did your boys put a mic on em?

Wylcey Keep

insane, they just dropped you at the gas station wtf lol

beaaary

so sick

Anonymous

Hahahaha EL BUKI

Eddie

Yo what a sick story

Anonymous

This was wild ride, can’t believe all the stuff you do

SanestFlexican

Should have gotten a sick malverde tattoo while in the box my man 😈

Anonymous

Those animations were dope! Loved this series man keep it coming

SanestFlexican

I’d prefer been waterboarded to watch an Owen Wilson movie any day dawg 😂

Luke

“And this dude in the corner is blowing everybody’s high”

Anonymous

This is the shit I pay for. Fucking wild guys. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous

hey sorry, just wanted to ask how I get access to the Discord server?

Anonymous

this is so wild so glad they made it home safe. this is REAL journalism

Anonymous

Intense my g. Glad to see you out

Coop

The Lowpoly ps2 like animations are so sick. Really helped me picture myself there. Keep up the great work forever

Anonymous

Did you end up having to pay the coyotes? Have they reached out at all? Glad you weren't in there any longer, love this series.

Dragoonz

They go in and out so fast that he became a prison veteran in a few days. 🤣

Anonymous

Pulitzer Prize incoming!!!

Anonymous

As a journalism student this is probably one of the coolest experiences to have as a journalist 🔥 love the content

Anonymous

Real Content. Ive never given a youtube channel money or even used patreon. I will now.

Anonymous

The John F. Carnigee Triple Purlipzurp Lil' Achievers Award. Na f that they should be giving out the awards and promoting real journalism.

Anonymous

No shot they just drop you guys off at a gas station that's wild af. Happy to pay my small share for this membership so you can try to finesse your way out of this federal charge. Cheers lads

Anonymous

FYE VID

Anonymous

homie in the foulplay hat shout out arizona!

Chris D'Antonio

You wouldn't do it again, but at the same time, you got a wildly unique perspective that no other journalist could ever get so I'm guessing it's not all regret (if any)...?

Anonymous

i loved the animations! i hope you do more!

its.lee.dude

This was wild. Just subbed to hear this story. You guys are doing incredible work.

Anonymous

This is insane. Groundbreaking shit right here. It's really unbelievable what you're doing andrew + team

Anonymous

INSANE ANDREW!!! glad you guys are back safe! nobody doinbg it like u guys

FORTYozSTEAK

Yeahhhh never say the word carcass when describing the car in a car crash

Anonymous

bean dip lmfao

Anonymous

Andrew is the GOAT when it comes to the news the commitment is crazy

Anonymous

Holy fuck, that was crazy!! Thank god you guys git out of that, keep it going andrew and team u guys rock!!!!

Anonymous

Thank god y'all are safe man, that was such a dicey situation. Such an epic series, but so dangerous. At least y'all didn't have to pay the coyote fee on top of the fines lol

Anonymous

Insane. So glad and thankful yall didnt serve time

Jack Pliner

Bruhhhh this was all the way back in October? Thought it was like a month ago

Anonymous

LOL wtf. You telling the story from inside was funny af.

Anonymous

happy you guys are okay

Anonymous

So, did you end up with federal charges? Is that something you have to deal with now? Or were they dropped?

Anonymous

Best journalist! Glad I could support!

Anonymous

This has to be a skit. The only footage the B roll guys got when Andrew was locked up was 1. A street race crash 2. Halloween party

Anonymous

bro THE MATRIX for the first time while detained at border patrol what the hell

Anonymous

What a story!! You fellas are probably one of few Americans to ever cross back into the US illegally 🤣, glad you guys made it out safely. You touched on every corner of the border issue. Hell of an effort boys. Good looks, keep that good shit up 🤙🏻

Anonymous

LOL Larry Susan the UNSUNG HERO

Anonymous

What an interesting perspective this mini series has been. Thanks!

Jack

Why do you take my well articulated argument, and minimize it into "hur dur Biden bad." I gave a clear explanation of how Bidens hypocrisy, is costing US tax payers nearly 2 million monthly cellular plans in 2023... Realistically we are paying for over 8 million cellular plans per month; ~100mil a month easy on just tracking these people. NYC claims they'll spend billions on housing, while US military veterans sit hungry. How do you see credible, articulate critique of a political figure and decide to just disengage your brain. I assumed Andrew's viewers were more centeric, and less emotionally invested into figures they idolize... Did "Biden Bad" hurt your feelings, and why does that make you incapable of adult discourse, eg "hur dur reddit mod sweat mode engaged."

Anonymous

this is insane

Anonymous

Legend, do you have a criminal record now though? Or was that all cleared

Anonymous

I love what ya do Andrew! Thanks for being you!

Anonymous

I can’t believe you’ve done this ! Love you Andrew thank you for the risks you take. You are a true inspiration

Anonymous

Only true journalist i have ever seen. Swing by Chicago lets get beer

Anonymous

so glad you guys got out

Anonymous

Insane story, glad to support and hopefully help pay some fines

Yaya

So no charges we goochie?

Anonymous

what a BANGER

Anonymous

Crazy how they just let random people in and a citizen returning has to deal with this Bs

Anonymous

ELLL BUKKKIIII

Gaius

Crazy ass video dude! Holy shit

Anonymous

Oh my god, Andrew. What the actual fuck

Vasco Varelas

Crazy to get jail to entering your own home through the fence instead of the door.

Anonymous

I agree, but i’m saying a felony with 1-2 years .. For that .. When migrants are crossed given everything they could need and sent to new york or wherever they go… 2 different situations forsure but penalty shouldn’t be that imo

Anonymous

Would love to see an astronauts going through the same stuff when missing legal point of entry when returning to the earth.

Anonymous

Funny. Both the coyotes and DHS have their $5k fee.

Anonymous

Where you hide that SD card Andrew?!?!?

Anonymous

10 out of fucking 10 my guy

Anonymous

“No way! You put a mic in him?” Hhahahahah

Anonymous

Mostly surprised this went down on Halloween and we're just seeing/hearing about it 3 months later

Jordan Chase

Outstanding vid. Would love a follow up

Anonymous

Incredible series of videos, Andrew. Truly your best yet. Keep it UP my guy!

Dan Rustle

This is how Biden treats his Americans while bending over backwards for illegals

Parker

W

Anonymous

Glad you guys are alright. Going above and beyond with this journalism.

Anonymous

This was fucking hilarious, thank you for your service.

Weeab0ss

Talk about going above and beyond. Appreciate the effort, expense and care you put into exploring these issues. This series was fascinating, more people need to see it.

Anonymous

I love how he's worried about his crew worrying and they're out doing that 😁

Daniel Hunter

Incredible bruh nobody else is doing this shit🤣

Anonymous

who was the animator andrew

Fletcher Mills

Absolutely ridonkulous - so amazing to see this sort of journalism and you and your team willing to pay a personal price to get the stories out there :O

Anonymous

a good representation of why the 5$ patreon is necessary

Anonymous

Damn so the cops never got hold of the guides faces either ?

Anonymous

New government probs won't change that. Watching this series makes you realise the problem starts in the countries they're coming from. Not the fence you build at the border.

Anonymous

so did y'all still pay the guides?

Elliott L

I don't like signing up for patreons, but y'all earned this one.

Anonymous

Incredible journey bro. Keep fighting the good fight!

Anonymous

Yo Andrew, good shit brother and glad you made it back safe. You should release your border series in Spanish, I know a lot of people that would love to check it out

Anonymous

This lawyers mouth is upside down

Sergio Mares

I am from piedras negras born in able pass! Lmk if you would like to chat probably so much after this has happened. Currently a grad student in the bay

Anonymous

funny that the coyotes and the fine from DHS ended up costing the same

Anonymous

what is up with the super bad video quality ?

Adam Szakal

The fucking craziest part in all this is that Andrew hadn't seen The Matrix before

Anonymous

wtf? A gas station? I was thinking it before, but this is just kidnapping.

Anonymous

There's a huge spanish speaking population in and around Nashville!

Anonymous

There has got to be a better movie for yall to watch. Seriously who the hell thought Marley and Me would set the mood for the room?

inthecosmos

beautiful work andrew, subscribing to my first and probably only patreon. how do i join the discord though?

Anonymous

ahahaha the street racing part in between haha, u guys are amazing. Lmao

Anonymous

You deserve a nobel prize for each crew member, and 5 for andrew

Anonymous

Not once did I ever in my life think I would subscribe to anyone's patreon. Goddamn y'all are good

Anonymous

Yes why ? The video is clearly 480p or around this. Their Youtube upload are generally 1080p or more. This is clearly an issue with Patreon and they should host their rewards elsewhere

Anonymous

Yeah never in a million did I ever consider subscribing to a Patreon but god damn this news is note worthy. So here I am, not even wiki could get a dollar from me and yet you got 5 👌

Anonymous

I’m probably a life on sub for this. Great work, the whole team. Be careful tho we can’t loose yal no one else shows this stuff

djdeutschebahn

Haha yes! Everytime the content of random video clips has enough significance either for the plot (attorney at the cancer ralley) or just for goofing (street racing).

djdeutschebahn

True, In the clip it looks super absurd, that a state official would do smth like that. But on the other hand maybe the best way to hitchhike/get fetched.

Anonymous

This is the realist fucking shit out here all the haters ain't 5

Anonymous

Andrew, I'd love to see some new merch. I still have my Channel 5 Orange hat, would love to see some more dope merch. Thanks for all you do!

Dan Pastusek

Your content is just insane. I upgraded to the most expensive anual membership to support yall upfront. Cheers

juan chavez

I'm so glad your back! Fuck ya dawg

Alfy Penny

Glad yall are OK but this might be my favorite piece from yall! Lol great story telling gang!

Anonymous

"No way... you put a mic on him?" He LIVES for the story

Chris Pyle

I really like the retrospective.. perhaps your parents were right. In part 3 I was kind of thinking being picked up by Border Patrol may have been a safer long term option then the one planned. Surely there was going to be more indirect threats, cartel middlemen and extortion on that journey inland.

Anonymous

You've transcended YouTube.

Anonymous

When I first saw the video game animation, I was like "haha, silly! Doesn't even look like him, but I get the representation." But then when it showed you getting out of the box and seeing the moon, I thought that was real footage

Ejazzle

helllll yea

Anonymous

That’s so clutch that you didn’t get the sd cards taken away. Andrew has humanized the migrant crisis in ways no other news organization could

Misael Guerrero

Thanks C5 crew. And to think my parents went through this to get to the USA is crazy to me. Thanks for this story. Thanks for shining light on migrants who come here looking for a better life and showing that 99 percent of them are decent people.

Andrew Matson

God damned. Federal fucking charges? I assume you got representation. Hope they drop those charges.

Anonymous

This reporting is fire 🔥. Love what you guys are doing and I love that this type of independent reporting is keeping it real. This is what journalism is about boys. Well done 👍

Anonymous

Has illegally crossed the border into the US and been detained by Border Patrol ✅ Has never seen The Matrix ⛔ Never change, Andrew

Anonymous

Wow I would be pissed at Juan and Elliot for not even starting a #freeandrewcallaghan campaign. Your fans can't call their congressperson to end your indefinite detention if they don't even know you're incarcerated. Even if you didn't get out earlier, it might have boosted engagement and subscribers. Here's hoping you get enough money to hire a lawyer instead of getting a free consultation next time. If no one's blowing up their phones, border patrol has no reason not to make an example out of you.

peacenluv

yall are fucking AMAZING!

Anonymous

Wow what a series. As always, great work Andrew!!

Anonymous

absolutely bonkers! I'm glad you're all safe.

Leo

glad you are all fine <3

Anonymous

Easily the most insane story ive seen covered. Proud to support real independant journalism. Wishing the best for yall

Anonymous

Enlightening and Hilarious!

Anonymous

This series deserves a fucking Pulitzer! Like absolutely incredible

Luca Clark

Love the mental image of Andrew going full Randy Marsh "Arresting me for what?! I'm sorry I thought this was America" LOL

Anonymous

I'm currently reading Everyone Who Is Gone Is Here by Jonathan Blitzer, which is a new book that just came out about the complicated causes of the US Border crisis. It's a very good read so far and very interesting, if anyone is interested.

Anonymous

This series has particularly hit home as a third-generation Mexican-American from SATX. Pointing out the outrage from both sides of the aisle and, by extension, the media is absolutely necessary. This coupled with the illusion some have about everything being gravy in the States really adds important context.

Anonymous

Just saw you were charged with felony.. please keep the community updated so we can support you!

Anonymous

the rendering is amazing

Anonymous

Please keep us posted on your legal battles. The community is here for you. You bring a god damn tear to my eye. Love from port Townsend.

Anonymous

Hey long time supporter here, and wanted to give you all a heads up that my Patreon subscription was canceled this month without my knowledge. I had automatic payments set up through Apple Pay, but for some reason it didn’t charge me for the month of February so this channel dropped off my feed. Because of that I tried linking the same card I was using through Apple Pay directly to my Patreon account, and the payment went through so I’ve got access again. But I’m worried other supporters may have had their subscriptions unknowingly canceled due to this issue. Now it could be a thing specifically between my credit card issuer and Apple, and in that case this isn’t a big concern. But if this was caused by an issue between Apple and Patreon then it most likely impacted a lot of other subscribers and probably should be addressed.

Anonymous

Much love AC and crew, glad you two are whole.

Marguess

Thank you you guys are okay! What an experience tho...

Anonymous

i subbed for this episode. major respect to you guys. unreal shit. keep doing what you guys are doing and you'll be wildly successful

Miguel Flores

I am so glad you guys got out safely, I subbed for this episode and I'm glad I did, CHANNEL 5 FOR LIFE!

Anonymous

We love you AC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elena Gaughan

im sorry i havent laughed harder at anything than andrews description of this, in a long while. stop crying, they're trying to watch marley and me !!!

Anonymous

Yo maybe you shouldn’t be shouting out Officer Javian, you might get him in trouble.

Anonymous

The rendering looks so real!

Anonymous

Will there be a video following up why they just released you and Susan??

Anonymous

I don't think Andrew and Susan could've been criminally charged with violating Title 8, Section 1185(b) of the United States Code, which is why I think they released them! True, it reads, "Except as otherwise provided by the President...it shall be unlawful for any citizen of the United States to depart from or enter, or attempt to depart from or enter, the United States unless he bears a valid United States passport." 8 U.S.C. § 1185(b). HOWEVER, Texas Federal Courts sit in the 5th Circuit of the Federal Court System. Federal Trial Courts in Texas must follow any 5th Circuit Court of Appeals judge-made law. There's a court case WORTHY v. UNITED STATES (Worthy v. U.S. (5th Cir. 1964) 328 F.2d 386). The court of appeals was reviewing Mr. Worthy's conviction (who was also a US citizen journalist) who reentered the US from Havana, Cuba in 1961 without a passport. (He was denied a passport renewal at the time because he refused to commit to not travel to Communist China and Hungary, which the US was telling its citizens it couldn't do at the time.) At the trial level, Mr. Worthy was tried "before the court without a jury and [Mr. Worthy] was found guilty as charged. He was sentenced to three months imprisonment and nine months probation." Worthy v. U.S. (5th Cir. 1964) 328 F.2d 386, 390. Mr. Worthy appealed, and the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals reversed Mr. Worthy's conviction and remanded the case back to the trial court to have the case dismissed. In its opinion, the court said, “The right to travel is a part of the ‘liberty’ of which the citizen cannot be deprived without due process of law under the Fifth Amendment.” Worthy v. U.S. (5th Cir. 1964) 328 F.2d 386, 392. It continued by saying, "We do not think that a citizen, absent from his country, can have his fundamental right to have free ingress thereto subject to a criminal penalty if he does not have a passport. The citizen, culpable though he may have been in leaving his country without a passport which he could not obtain, and subject, as he probably was, to a criminal penalty for departing without a passport, cannot, we think, be required to choose between banishment or expatriation on the one hand or crossing the border on the other hand, being faced with criminal punishment and the loss of some of the rights and privileges of citizenship as a felon." Worthy v. U.S. (5th Cir. 1964) 328 F.2d 386, 394. It concluded by saying, "the Government cannot say to its citizen, standing beyond its border, that his reentry into the land of his allegiance is a criminal offense; and this we conclude is a sound principle whether or not the citizen has a passport, and however wrongful may have been his conduct in effecting his departure. Worthy v. U.S. (5th Cir. 1964) 328 F.2d 386, 394. TLDR: I don't think Andrew and Susan could've have been charged with a crime for crossing the Rio Grande into Texas because the federal court which the federal prosecutors would've had to file the criminal charges in would've determined what they did wasn't a crime according to Worthy v. U.S. I don't know if Andrew and Susan were ultimately charged with a crime after the fact, but it seems like they weren't considering how they released them.

Anonymous

the cut to the party is hilarious

Anonymous

-" yall got interviews n shit " -" Chief of Police, Sheriff "

Anonymous

deveras que wow

Anonymous

Fire shit

Anonymous

The biggest twist in all of this is that Andrew had never seen The Matrix before. WTF? So did it end up being civil or criminal?

Jeremy

Dying to know how the SD card made it through detainment

Anonymous

Thank you for the continued great journalism.

Mrein

The lengths you guys go through for the sake of real journalism. Massive props for your bravery and happy to see you guys got out!

Joebro

Andrew the only thing I'm pissed off about you is you've never watched The Matrix >=-(

Anonymous

You guys really are the best! Love what you do. You deserve a fugging prize!

Anonymous

Unbelievable series. Thanks for doing it. Get ready for a lot of interviews when this video goes up on YouTube

Anonymous

They probably would have gotten out sooner if they were detained on a Monday or Tuesday haha

Anonymous

I cannot.. CANNOT believe how well done this is. AMAZING WORK!! Glad you made it safe Andrew and Susan

Bv

Very nice Andrew, welcome to the United States

Anonymous

Glad you’re okay! Thanks for sharing that crazy story and for all of your hard work. Welcome home 💖

Anonymous

I mean, he was 2 years old when it came out. There’s a lot of classic movies I haven’t seen because I was a toddler when they came out lol

Anonymous

Doing the lord's work boys.

Anonymous

its such a crazy privilege to be an american (and being a public figure also likely helped). they got a private room, a shower, a ciggy and got off without charges

Romel Maldonado

Youre the man Andrew, thats super insightful on what detainees have to go through when caught at the Rio Grande

Zane Wright

when i saw the render of Andrew looking at the moon i had to lol

Mighty Deadpool

Are you guys going to inspect that bus that stopped at a Reservation Airport?

Anonymous

Those renders are awesome guys

Anonymous

Dude this was wild. Glad you're back guys.

Chris G

Yo finally gave in, proud to support the cause. Thanks for all your hard work. Best reporter in America.

Noah Wainwright

"you cant be fraternizing with these illegal aliens they seem to be taking a liking to you" is the most Bored Patrol agent shit I've ever heard lmao

Anonymous

Teylor Sweef

Anonymous

Just wanna say this. Andrew says that he might have gone "too far" with this series of videos but I wholly disagree. Andrew is giving the realest and most eye-opening look into what our current immigration situation actually looks like. I read a lot about US events and politics and there is no source that I believe gives such an unfiltered view into what is really happening at the border and what it's really like for people migrating here illegally. There is no agenda here, this is not like when liberal media and politicians virtue signal about the plight of immigrants or when the conservatives stoke fear and nativism about the current situation. Both tactics only serve to drive us further apart and set the partisans on both sides to dig in their heels even further. Three moments that I have found eye opening from these videos. 1. The fact that our govt is giving illegal immigrants thousands of dollars to help them disperse across the country and keep this issue quiet. What kind of message does this send to those hoping to follow them? Where is this kind of aid for the impoverished and homeless that are already suffering in EVERY major city 2. The trumper that gave the ole "we want them to come in legally" argument that is such an overused dog whistle that it's deafening to my ears. 3. The complete media circus that the conflict between Governor Abbot and biden has become, another argument that legacy media is failing this country and directly contributing to the division in the country. I am so sick of this endless cycle and endless struggle of American against American. We have to choice a 3rd way there is no future where all of a sudden a damn breaks and the left or right becomes ascendant. We have to vote 3rd party or independent all the way down the ballot in November. Show the democrats and republicans that we are soooo fucking sick of this status quo. This is real muckraking journalism, opening our eyes to what's happening. Logical presentation of the real crises in the country and fighting back against the party line that is preached by both sides. Wealth inequality is at gilded age levels, the highest of all time in American history. Andrew is following in the steps of the muckrakers of the time like Uptin Sinclair and Ida Tarbell. Keep it up Andrew!

Anonymous

first thing he says dropped off at a gas station... "you put a mic on him?" .... love you all!!

Anonymous

No way a mf from seattle never appreciated the sun (my takeaway)

Nnrmzz

To say it's a felony to cross as a US Citizen is really crazy. I could maybe see it as a misdemeanor but the fact that there are likely US citizens stuck in prison right now for going to their home is absolutely insane.

Anonymous

next time just let some AI generate the animations, could be hilarious

Anonymous

Got the patreon cuz of this story. Literally priceless to see even this little bit of what people go through

Anonymous

you try again. I'm not the one whining about expensive graphic animators on short notice.

Anonymous

much love Callaghan

miles_mena3

This has been one of my favorite series that y’all have done. It was clear that your style of journalism was built for these kinds of problems, and no one else could’ve done something like this.

Anonymous

Hell yeah

Anonymous

Welcome back

Yadira

El Buki 😭😭😭 really glad y’all are safe ~ thanks for covering this, best series y’all have done so far. Also thought it was ironic y’all watched The Matrix after that whole ass experience

Anonymous

This is a longshot, but I’m a legal immigrant that moved here at the age of 13 with my family about six years ago. And I have been through the system and the facilities as it detain me and I’m still dealing with the legal process of being a legal immigrants. Would be more than happy to share my story.

Anonymous

CGI Andrew really do be a Jonah Hill skin

Diego Alvarado

El Buki brooo 😭😭😭

Anonymous

Why would an American citizen need to cross the border without going through a port of entry? Answer: because they're doing something illegal. Maybe they have a warrant, maybe they have contraband, maybe smuggling people. There are no legitimate reasons for entering the US that way, so obviously it's illegal. If you do have a legit excuse like AC, BP does their investigation, and then send them on their way. Sounds like they handled it well.

Anonymous

A boy named Susan.

Anonymous

"Can't have you fraternize with these illegal aliens, some of them are starting to take a real liking of you" So many facets to that comment

J S

I just saw this on YT and thought it would pair nicely with this border series ... https://youtu.be/s1w2meSEQIE?si=Ufaf5kV6afGaODyx Though this guys is clearly a theatrical dick, and his video is repetitive. I love Andrew's style so much compared to this. But the content is interesting.

Anonymous

LOS BUKIS —EL BUKI I’m fucking dead hahahah

Anonymous

best content so far, and that says A LOT. great job holding it together guys.

Taylor Stutz

Who was the Graphic Animator? I really liked the 3D animation and rendering. He did incredible with your animation. Like so cool. Art. Journalism. Gonzo. Thank you.

Spinoza

Get a legal team or lawyer dude on retainer. A good lawyer fighting on the outside makes a difference. If there’s future potential illegalities in pursuit of a story, keep them clued in to exactly what you’re doing, shoot them legal questions of what ifs before, memorize their number, have timed follow ups in case you go missing during a report. Dramatic conclusion, hope it doesn’t curb the fidelity you use to understand stories. Good work, stay up.

Anonymous

Dodged paying the coyotes $5k only to pay border patrol $5k

Anonymous

Biggest question is how it took this long for Andrew to see The Matrix???

Francisco Araneta

was the car crash fatal or was he just knocked out?

Anonymous

so dope. thank you for sharing this experience.

Anonymous

There are plenty of parts of Nashville where Spanish is the primary spoken language. There just isn't any affordable housing/Taylor Swift concert tickets.

Anthony Horton

Every county jail has a cold room too, it’s a concrete room with no light and a drain hole in the middle of the room instead of a toilet. It’s freezing you curl up in a ball and wait. Glad you made it out!

Hań Rabong

Andrews friends are shitty af

Carlos A

So the Snickers bar wasn't from the forest ? Disappointed

Alejandro Hernandez-Ruiz

Great narration, I cracked up with the Nepali guy lol this guy sucks 😂

Thomas

Wild, The PS1 graphics need to be used in more videos.