Home Artists Posts Import Register

Content

Hey guys - here are some additional night-time interviews from our shoot at Talladega Superspeedway. All of these clips were filmed across the street from the racetrack, at the notorious 'free campground,' full of frat bros and working-class Americans who hate Joe Biden and love butthole. 

If you're new to our Patreon, we dropped a Patreon-exclusive, 15-minute episode called 'Return to Talladega,' around a week ago which featured mostly day-time interviews around the racetrack. 

Hope you guys enjoy. 

- Andrew, Nic and Evan. 

Files

FINAL DEGA NIGHTS PATREON.mp4

Comments

David McCary

you haven’t been to dega until you’ve stayed a night in the camp ground

Rickey Koga

Keep going Drew, you the truth 👊

Prognostic Hannya

"If someone tells you that you have to do something... that's communism." This man has absolutely been thrown out of a Wendy's.

ryan

Love u mane

Anonymous

“Cap”

Anonymous

But is he actually 15?

Anonymous

Wow. Big character reveal at the end there. This was my favorite episode in recent memory. Stoked for the merch too. Gg boys.

Anonymous

Please say cap

Anonymous

What a fun party atmosphere

Anonymous

how is he 15 wth hahaha

Anonymous

great video

Anonymous

Was that idubbz in the background 😂

Anonymous

Was he actually 15?

Anonymous

Post the hole on OF

ryan

Roll mothafuckin gawd damn ride

Anonymous

Great timing with this post being the same time as the damn Iron Bowl

Anonymous

To be fair,if it is brown,it is down.Thank you Hillbilly Shakespeare 😘

Anonymous

That dude is fifteen in rough country miles

Anonymous

13…. 13…. fuckin… 13 forest.. people. “i feel you man”

Anonymous

"If somebody tells you you have to do something, that's communism." This guy might be OVERqualified. #DefundTheCommunistPolice

Anonymous

no cap

Anonymous

these people vote.

Anonymous

This man explaining communism while fireworks go off in the background is the epitome of patriotism lmao

Anonymous

If it's brown, it's down....

Anonymous

Thanks channel 5!

Anonymous

As fun as that lifestyle is, these politically associated folk greatly concern me

Anonymous

As a Brit I find your content fascinating and terrifying. We’re collectively more reserved, granted a few beers have been involved here but the showman celebration that follows each character in this video is astonishing. It’s scary how far from reality some of the mannerisms are for me, I don’t think I’d last long. It’s nice how they’re open to speak though, that’s how we get real discussion, through listening and understanding each other’s view. The last man rap god is fire.

Anonymous

The way he took off his hat during what it meant to be American XD

Shelby

was he really 15 tho..

Anonymous

That guy at the end is a legend

Anonymous

Andrew out here askin' for 15 year old buttholes smh

Anonymous

Yo PLEASE stop using Vimeo & go back to using unlisted YouTube videos for Paatreon content 😭😭

Anonymous

Content? Biiiiiiiiden & Buttholes!

Anonymous

I’m having zero problems with Vimeo. Running iPhone 12 here

Anonymous

Willing to speak of course but are they willing to listen? I doubt it

Anonymous

No shot he’s 15!

Benjamin Glover

finally we found out what communism is

Anonymous

13 forest people!!

Anonymous

Says he’s 15 “Can we see your butthole” You were one beer away from getting charges pressed on you, because he would’ve done it lol

Anonymous

If it’s brown it’s down!

Anonymous

That drunk dude talking over that nelly song was too good.

Anonymous

Yooooo how is he 15 no shot bro.

Anonymous

Yooooo the guy he zooms in on the guy in the background of the girls wanting to see some dicks is my girlfriends stepbrother 😂😂😂

Anonymous

"I'm 15" "Will you show us your butthole?" Andrew ready to risk it all for the content lmaooo

Anonymous

What in the fuck is going on over there XD

Snake

Education is the key to fighting the republican disease

Anonymous

I love how andrew doesnt even troll these people, just exists among them and lets them be them selves.

Anonymous

“13 Forest people…. Uhh…..” “I felt that”

Anonymous

Something isn't right about that guy being 15

Anonymous

There’s no way he’d be able to get away asking a minor for his butthole lmao major 🧢 brother trying to say he was born in 2006

Anonymous

Ca$hApp ad was legit

Anonymous

Really wish Andrew wouldn’t encourage them

Anonymous

Where was the butthole, why did you cut

Anonymous

we need the talladega rapper to model Channel 5 +size merch

Anonymous

absolutely love the talladega poet, would love to see him as a reoccurring character in the C5CU.

Anonymous

I LOVE YOU GUYS!! Keep up the work!

Anonymous

So, to recap: Show me your butthole, fuck Joe Biden, and fuck Kyle Busch.

a k tomasi

that guy was rapping

Anonymous

What a glimpse of the ‘heart’ of America

Anonymous

only thing i don’t care for about subbing to patreon is that you post some of what you already posted to YouTube. it should be totally exclusive

Anonymous

He's talking about the 'clips' channel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbQgcHNOtlQ --- a piece of this video was posted there already before. only thing is that we go the 'full' version here, but i somewhat agree its annoying to see it there first before patreon.

Anonymous

the cut from the women talking about crooked dicks to the guy saying he's a hard-right republican, *chef's kiss*

Anonymous

Brilliant art

Anonymous

That dude is not 15...

Anonymous

Shouldn't be asking 15 y/os that question

Anonymous

Love this stuff dude

Anonymous

that guy is not 15 I know somebody who went to high school with him and I happen to know for a FACT that that man has a child.

Anonymous

"I'm 15, I'll show you my ID if you don't believe me" "Can you show us your butthole?"

Anonymous

Shouts out to that big homie. No way I could hold down that much booze at 15.

Anonymous

I've had no prob with vimeo personally.

Benphish

That dude was not 15.

Lama Muttaqi

did y’all show butthole after business hours?

J3M

Glad I got a good education on what communism is from that guy

Anonymous

That guy is NOT 15, I don’t believe him. If he is then why is he talking so vulgar? Like, how much pussy has he gotten at 15 that he can memorize an entire ass poem to explain how much he likes sex?

Anonymous

Can anyone please explain to me the sudden rise and fascination of the butthole? I mean, they great and all and I'm glad I have one. But do we really need to see it like out in the open? I don't know, it might just be me that's been living under a rock

Dustin

Anyone have the link to the discord server??

Anonymous

thats.. cohmyounisim

GM

there's no way that dude was 15, did you see his ID?

Anonymous

I need to know if he was 15

Anonymous

Was expecting to see SOMEONES butthole. Lowkey disappointed!

brett

Bro at the end clean with the raps but be putting out dog whistle vibes

Anonymous

This Patreon really needs another watch option, ever since Vimeo has been the only option I can't cast any of the videos to my TVs, and the videos are constantly pausing to rebuffer

Anonymous

They’re puttin communism in the water

Anonymous

Roll tide guy a large Mac Miller

Anonymous

that dude really 15 tho?

katrina

That guy who’s not rapping is really good at not rapping

Anonymous

ROLL MOTHA FUCKIN TIDE

yourdad

13 fuckin 13 forest people they

Oden

Hi Andrew. You should do a story about Redneck Revolt, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Revolt. I think it would be a really interesting story. I'm not sure how you would come to encounter these people, but it seems right up your alley.

Anonymous

He wanted to say the 13 words

hyperspace elf

These people can barely string a sentence together - and I'm going to go out on a limb and say alcohol isn't the biggest contributing factor to that.

Anonymous

Roll Tide Man is an S tier Channel 5 character

C

What parts of this were actually patreon only? I'm confident that the majority of this was also on the youtube but with some sound differences. I guess it doesn't matter. I want Channel 5 supported.

Anonymous

The water is turning the frogs gay but applied to humans

Anonymous

y'all have to get a moderator for your discord server and figure out your patreon backer rewards. Have been happy to support what you're doing for a while but really feels like backers aren't getting much for their :5bux: going to shut off my subscription until it looks like somebody is paying attention to backers.

Anonymous

YouTube channel seems to get more extras than this

Anonymous

Ordered merch within the first few hours of the announcement. Haven’t received any shipping updates since then. Am I missing something?

Oden

damn fifteen year old mf

Anonymous

Thanks for update email broskies😎

Anonymous

Good luck

Anonymous

Legit tho, why is everyone down there so obsessed with buttholes? Are they so tired of seeing tits, asses, and vaginas so much on the regular that they now desire to see the dirtiest and most hidden part of the body that can still be somewhat erotic to some people?

Anonymous

Where is the Phish Lot video????

Gavin

Catch and release on Phish vod?

Anonymous

Phish vid?

Anonymous

What happened to phis? I was gonna watch dat

Anonymous

🥺🎣

Anonymous

Andrew man you gotta do a better job of communicating with your fans. Taking down the Phish video if you feel it’s not up to the standard you want is totally understandable. Gaps between content due to lack of events/resources to travel is understandable too. But you should really acknowledge this stuff instead of leaving people hanging and wondering what’s going on.

Anonymous

Where fish 🦍

Anonymous

I want my new video Andrew. Your on timeout now

Anonymous

yea I was waiting until I got home from work and now it's gone

Anonymous

There's always that one Redneck at every party that has like 50 of those cheer chants memorized

Anonymous

Phish vod was bad, glad u took it down

Anonymous

where is phish video? missed it

Anonymous

Does anyone have the unlisted Youtube link for the Phish video?

Anonymous

ppl need to chill out on the phish vid

Thatch Trautmann

well at least its not just me. i was looking for that phish vid to

Anonymous

Phish sux

Anonymous

WHERES THE NEW SHIT

Anonymous

Andrew communication is key!

Anonymous

Fuck these haters, Andrew! Do whatever tf you want! P.s. Please upload Phish episode 😭😭😭

Anonymous

yo andrew u kinda sus for askin to see dudes butthole right after he said hes 15

Anonymous

fraud!

Anonymous

Frothing for a new one

Anonymous

Andrew lowkey asking to see an underage child's butthole...

Anonymous

Any new posts coming up?

Anonymous

5 dollars a month for ?

jake snelling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPBE70sbcW4

Cheekz Clapperton

Shout out San Diego hmu for that fireeee

Anonymous

andrew stop violating us bro

Anonymous

Same mistakes over again. Where's the communication? Standard practice is patreon is where you can give the fans the inside scoop, ask for feedback, hint at what's coming. I feel like I know more from Instagram than here. Can't take more than a few minutes to write an update. Love y'all. Keep up the great work

Anonymous

Andrew, it’s your aunt Linda. Just let us know ur safe

Anonymous

Andrew i can only watch crip mac 55 more times before i hate it, please help

06baby

It's been almost a month but tbh I'll never unsub. ily Andrew and crew keep up the good work

Anonymous

Loyal fan here. You guys are doing patreon wrong. I get updates about you guys from Instagram, not here. Videos put here are released next day or two on YouTube. Just communicate a little with us here. "It ain't rocket science muthafucka" -- Crip Mac

Anonymous

Happy holidays ch5 crew, stay safe n happy out there

Anonymous

Don’t listen to the haters in the comments! Can’t wait for whatever comes next! If it takes 1 month or 6 months, it’ll be worth the wait. Above all take care of yourself mentally.

Anonymous

PAID FOR MEMBERSHIP AND NOW NOTHING FOR THE WHOLE MONTH WTF

Anonymous

I love y'all, I will continue to support you forever. I'm a keep it fifty-fifth with y'all the haters are just some custer ass bitches.

Anonymous

real bunch of kids in this chat. keep up the good work bois, rest of yall get a life

Anonymous

video link is down

Lindsay Jacob Brown

Andrew is a national treasure. Move over Ken Burns

Calvin Ryman

I refuse to believe that guy is 15 years old

C LC

I assume Andrew refuses to believe him as well considering he asked him to show his buthole right after he said he was 15