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Who doesn't remember the infamous British bad-ass archeologist, the raider of tombs, and the overall hottie with the bouncing curves... 

...Lara Croft!

At a mysterious secret location a few miles off of some Arabian coast and amidst a green tropical island at the Persian gulf, there lays the lost Obelisk of  Usambuzhi, a spectacular structure full of treasure and until recently considered just a myth by most of the scientists worldwide!

Due to consistent research and by putting all of her mythical wealth into this, Lara Croft has not only managed to locate this structural marvel, but also decided to raid the Obelisk, by skydiving exactly over it and parachuting herself down for her new and exciting adventure to begin!

And in a few days, the sexy lass finds herself flying over the Usambuzhi obelisk, her private jet plane piloted by her loyal butler Winston, a butler who in the articular occasion is feeling a bit of a prankster, and instead of giving Lara her usual lucky gum - as she requires before every skydive - he instead replaces it, in secret, with a spiked gum, a blueberry flavored gum with some very expanding and very juicy side-effects on anyone unlucky (or in our case lucky us!) enough to taste it!

And it's just seconds before the jump that Lara pops the gum in her mouth, and just jumps out of the plane...

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The first part of an UBER Blueberry inflation sequence featuring video-game celebrity Lara Croft as the poor woman will start turning blue and expanding into a massive juice-filled balloon while in mid air and several hundredths of feet above the ground, is coming up by this weekend!

Stay tuned everyone...

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