A Gift For Santa (Patreon)

I'm finally going to do it.

It took many years but... I'm finally going to do it.

Every plan I ever had before failed but this time, I will, for to succeed.

2023 is the year.

It's finally going to happen.

I'm going to meet the man of my dream.

No, not Beethoven.

And no, not Leo.

Yes, the man of my dream is, of course, Santa Claus.

Invented by Coca-Cola as the ultimate male, Santa Claus is jolly, generous, kind, sexy and magic. Just like Mattel and the Barbie, Santa Claus is an impossible-to-be sex-symbol that makes every single men feel inferior.

And I'm going to date him.

You see, I have a plan that works this year.

I asked Penguin as for to hogtie me tightly under the tree, like a present waiting for to be open. When Santa comes for to place his gifts under our tree, he will see me there, tiedup and helpless.

This is what we call, a "Meet-Cute".

Santa will remove the blindfold and the gag and HE WILL fall in love with me. I will just be too cute to ignore, dressed in my sexy santagirl outfit.

And that is when he will ask me for to be his girlfriend. And I will say yes. And we will be happy ever after. And I'll have access to his secret anti-aging potion. And I'll be known as "Mam Claus". And everybody will love me. And my magic sleigh will be droven by penguins, not reindeers.

FIN