Trophy Legs (Patreon)

"Thank you so much for hiring me, MrArgent! I feel very lucky to be your maid! And not just because of the uniform, but because of th-"

"Shhhh... Bigail... Maids don't talk... They mostly... Do what they have to do."

"Understood!"

"Follow me to the trophy room. That is where you will work."

"I only have 1 room to clean!?"

"Nooooo... You don't clean the entire room... You just clean one specific area. Maids are not very good at multitasking... It's better to have a maid with ONE, very simple, specific task. That is why I have so many maids but again, that is why the manor is so clean."

"Super clean! Your manor still looks brand new!"

"Ok. Here is the trophy room. Get in. You see here, on this wall!?"

"You mean the three butts sticking out of the wall!?"

"Precisely. Those are my trophy legs. Every single year, I win first, second AND third place at the International Legs Championship."

"Well... Those are very pretty legs... Are those made of wax!?"

"Wax? Nooooo... There are the girls."

"So... On the other side of that wall..."

"Like I said, maids get confused very quickly. You don't need to think about what is on the other side of that wall. Just focus on ONE THING: Clean those trophy legs."

"Sure! I can do that! Where are my cleaning stuffs?"

"Cleaning stuffs!? Come on! Just get to work!"

MrArgent: https://www.deviantart.com/mrargent