Reward Art: Mona and Rick Commentary (Patreon)

One of the rewards in from Hellbridge themselves. Just a few headshots of the announcers I use in the dialogue-only matches. Mostly so I can bomb into peoples' posts or tweets of fight pics, mixing and matching the heads with commentary. Rick's a veteran of the ring with a crass sense of humor and the real life experience while Mona is more familiar with the announcer's booth and the actual stats of the sport. They play off each other well for their comical mismatching. 

M: "Masha moves to try to corner her but Fumiko slips under her swing! The slippery snake darts past the bear and smashes a glove into the side of her tits."

R: "Now it's Masha's turn to flinch! Those uptight tits go smacking into each other and start wobbling like an office toy!"

M: "Fumiko sees that Masha is more shocked than anyone and trying to get her guard up. The Japanese fighter is sure to move in fast and is beating Masha back."

R: "The bear's putting up some defense but that's all she can manage right now! That snake is cold-blooded ruthless!"

M: "Couldn't wait to bring out that one, huh, Rick? Masha's able to get a couple of quick hooks to the sides of Fumiko's jugs but the reptile is forcing her to keep up with her pace."

R: "OOF! Fumiko lands a big uppercut to Masha's underboob! With tits that big, it goes slapping her right in the face! That's always a crowd pleaser!"

M: "And a huge hit to the ego too! Masha's pride and body got to be sore from that."

R: "On top of her face. Masha goes staggering from that one and Fumiko works her tits back and forth some more to spend more time with her favorite toys."

M: "Those rapid fire swings do their damage but Masha finally strikes back. One perfect blow to the snout gets Fumiko recoiling."

R: "And Masha comes out swinging. There's not much left to the round so she goes to do all she can before Fumiko can rest it off! There's another head shot! And a one-two to the tits!"

M: "Double uppercut to the jugs! Fumiko nearly falls over backward as her hefty boobs go bouncing out of control."

R: "Masha's not done and sneaks in a belly blow right before the bell. Both girls drag themselves back into their corner, and you can see the fatigue and the bruises starting to sink in already."

M: "Can't be said enough: these are two of the best titboxers in the world. They really know how to work a girl over."