A Traditional Pokewrestle (Patreon)

I swear I’m not shifting into bunnygirl-focused content! It was just proposed a while back and suddenly came back to wrap this one up. Quick and nasty, hits all the classics of a catfight between professor and pokegirl. I know plenty of people got crushes on Professor Sada and pictured her being a lot more wild and savage than she was in the games when we saw design art of a professor in animal print with cavegirl themes. I was not immune. Just forgot until my fiance started playing the DLC latelyaetly.

Just wanted to get another post out as well. Something to separate the polls so the don’t blend together too badly, and another little notch before the end of the month/year while I’ll likely have something else done by then anyway.

Vi was eager to get her pokemon adventure going. She ran off to meet Professor Sada to get her starter, eager to see what specimens she had for her to choose from. Sada was awfully strange for a pokemon researcher, looking more wild than anyone Vi knew herself. She had long, wild brownish blonde hair and assorted primitive looking jewelry on her person. She wore an open lab coat, showing her lightly tanned skin and toned, bare midriff between some torn orange top and shorts.

“Good morning, Professor Sada!” Vi greeted cheerily.

She hurried into the scientist’s lab bright and early. Even the research center was decorated with ancient spears tipped with pokemon fangs and cave paintings depicting crude, forgotten pokemon battles.

“Vi! There you are!” Sada greeted her heartily.

She promptly stepped up to the new trainer and squeezed her in a hug, lifting Vi off her feet. The shorter trainer to be grunted but put up with the overly blunt professor.

“Th-thanks. I’m just here for my starter pokemon,” Vi choked out.

“Of course! No problem,” Sada assured her.

She let go of the trainer to let her land on her feet. She clapped Violet on the shoulder.

“Just for legal reasons, I need to show you a tutorial on how to catch wild pokemon. I’m sure you know it well enough by now, but I’ve been flagged for skipping it too many times now. First, we need to find some deadly tall grass.”

Sada walked Vi out behind the lab. They didn’t have to go far before they were wading through ankle-deep grass. Vi knew all her childhood warnings about avoiding it when she was alone, and the basics of making pokemon battle until they were weak enough to catch with a pokeball.

They spotted a wild pokemon a few yards in. A fuzzy, light brown head poked out of the grass before standing to its full height. The Lopunny was nearly as tall as Sada herself, resembling a humanoid rabbit with long, fluff-tipped ears and wrists. Even its slender but curvy body and strong legs looked passably human.

“Perfect!” Sada declared.

“Now the key to catching pokemon is to earn their respect in battle. First, you make your intentions clear!”

Vi watched as Sada didn’t go for a pokeball. She simply stepped forward and slapped the rabbit pokemon across the face. The Lopunny looked surprised as well before it lashed out, punching the primal professor in the cheek. Her head snapped with it before turning back to face her down.

“Good! She accepts!” Sada laughed madly.

The primal professor stooped down and lunged forward, tackling the Lopunny around the waist. The long-eared pokemon flew sharply backward until they both vanished underneath the grass. Vi’s jaw dropped, stunned as she could only hear the sounds of struggles and see flailing limbs from above a taller patch of grass. She hastily waded in after them, not willing to miss a chance to witness the madness of a person fighting a pokemon.

Professor Sada was straddling the Lopunny, swinging swiftly stinging punches to her face. The fluffy humanoid grunted and squeaked as her head whipped with each hit, her ears flopping along with it.

“Lot of modern day trainers tend to fight in turns and rounds, but this is the old fashioned way! Back when trainers were just warriors fighting alongside their pokemon like comrades!” Sada shouted back to Vi.

The bunnygirl pokemon finally had enough and arched her back, trying to buck Sada off of her. She failed to do that, but she drove a knee straight up between the professor’s legs. It bashed the tight, thin shorts right into her crotch, making her huff and double over, grabbing her groin.

“Gotta watch… oof…” Sada gurgled, trailing off as she reeled from the painful cheap shot.

“Gotta watch for that Low Kick. Lopunny knows fighting type moves after all…”

Sada fell back to her knees as Lopunny bitterly pushed her off. She wound up and threw a sharp kick towards the professor, slamming a big bare foot into her tit. It smashed hard enough to create a loud smacking sound and tear through her top. Her coat flared out while her tanned breasts were left bouncing around in the open. Vi blushed, then noticed how evenly tanned her chest was. She didn’t dare wonder how she managed that, especially in the heat of the unusual pokemon battle.

Sada went flying back, but planted her feet so that she skidded to a stop. The Lopunny hopped up and rushed at her with a fist drawn back, glowing with a visible but mysterious power. She swung at Sada, but the professor recovered enough to raise a hand and deflect the blow. It connected with a nearby tree instead of her face, smashing it in half in the middle. Vi gawked, shocked by the power being used by the pokemon and professor alike.

“You’re not the only one with a bunch of HP here!” Sada boasted back.

She grabbed the rabbit pokemon around the neck, bending her over in a headlock. Lopunny gave a surprised squeak, beating her fists on Professor Sada’s arms to try and pull free. She couldn’t get her floppy ears past her suddenly bulging muscles. The professor leapt up, soaring six feet off the ground before leaning back and spiking the Lopunny’s face down into the dirt with a devastating crash. She bounced off the ground, reeling and moaning on her stomach as her big bunny boobs squashed out from beneath her chest.

“Of course, no better way to try and catch a pokemon than once it’s weakened…”

Sada climbed onto Lopunny’s back, wrapping her strong arm around its neck. She pulled up in a chokehold while sitting on its spine, bending its back so that its breasts thrust out in front of it. It reached out and slapped at the grass, as if pawing around to try and get away or simply tap out.

“You gonna let me catch you, you fluffy bitch? Huh?” the professor demanded.

The Lopunny squealed and shook its head before bucking hard to one side. They went tumbling over each other, and as soon as they had the opportunity the pokegirl pushed Sada off and pounced on her. The two shrieked and shouted as they catballed through the dirt and grass. The professor gave a vicious pull on one of her opponent’s floppy ears, but Lopunny lashed back in kind. She raked at Sad with her claws, quickly shredding away her top and coat. Sada gasped as her tan tits bounced out into the open air, and Lopunny hastily bit onto one of her light brown nipples. Sada gave a savage howl as the wild pokegirl attacked her like a beast.

“YOW! So you’re high enough level to know Bite, huh? Okay! You want it savage? You ain’t even seen savage yet!”

Sada rolled back while pulling on the Lopunny’s shoulders to take her with her. She planted her knee into the bunnygirl’s stomach and flung her over her head. Lopunny landed with a grunt on her back, starting to push herself up as she glared up at the challenging professor. She found Professor Sada already stripping out of her skirt, leaving herself completely naked. Her unshaved pubic hair was boldly displayed in a show of her primal nature.

“Is this still part of pokemon catching!?” Vi called out as she covered her eyes with one hand.

“Sure is! You gotta command some respect out of these rowdier ones!” Sada shouted back.

The Lopunny was still shocked by the time Sada pounced back on her, just as naked as the pokegirl. She splashed on top of her, shocking her fluffy opponent by flattening her while dropping her tan tits into the pokegirl’s face. Lopunny gurgled as her cries were buried in boobs and Sada grabbed her in a headlock. It only buried the bunnygirl deeper into her boobs.

“See? Gotta show them you’re a fighter and that you know what you’re doing better than they do,” Sada explained as she moved up to her knees.

It dragged the Lopunny up with her, just to swing her by the neck and hip-toss her to the ground again. The pokegirl stared up with her eyes rolling dizzily. She blinked out of it just as a shadow fell over her, but that just meant she could look up to see Sada straddling her head and kneeling with her pussy right over her face. Lopunny flailed her hands up trying to stop her, but she was too late. Sada dropped her hips squarely onto her, facesitting her with her pussy and bush invading her mouth while her muscular ass rubbed into the bunny’s snout.

“This one never fails! Pokemon have pretty strong senses, so marking them with your scent is a great way to establish dominance.”

Sada gyrated her hips, grinding her privates all over the shocked Lopunny’s face. She thrashed around beneath her, beating her fists on the wild blond’s ass cheeks. Vi couldn’t tell if Sada’s plan was working or if that was just the natural reaction of anyone that got sat on by the primal professor.  Lopunny’s nose curled as she was forced to take in the attacking professor’s musk, making her head spin. She tried to open her mouth for another bite, but just sputtered on the mouthful of pussy juice and pubic hair.

She tried holding her breath but that proved impossible when Sada’s fist came crashing down, crushing one of Lopunny’s boobs beneath her fist. The bunnygirl huffed and bucked. Her mouth fell open, fully embracing Sada’s pussy while her nose wedged up between her ass cheeks. Her eyes rolled as the naked professor went on pounding her boobs, squashing her hardening nipples into her big fluffy tits one after the other.

“Come on! You know how to finish this. Or if you don’t… I’ll just finish you!”

Professor Sada ran her hand tenderly down the Lopunny’s belly. The pokegirl’s body stiffened, squeaking out some muffled pleas as she shook her head. It just made Sada’s tan ass bounce around on her face and went ignored. Sada raised her fist that seemed to gleam in the sunlight before rocketing it down again, this time smashing her punch right into Lopunn’s pussy.

“EEEE~!”

The pokegirl shrieked and arched her back, her head still stuck under Sada’s ass. Her hips thrust upwards and squirted like a sputtering hose. Vi watched wide-eyed as the orgasming pokegirl slapped at the grass, clearly tapping out as hard and fast as she could.

“There! See?” Sada panted, wiping some sweat away from her forehead.

She looked over to Vi like nothing was out of the ordinary. She gestured towards hearself until Vi realized what she wanted. She picked up and tossed the professor her torn up lab coat. Sada picked up a pokeball from inside and gave it a casual toss. It connected with Lopunny’s stomach and sucked her inside, wobbling briefly before it clicked and confirmed the catch.

“See? Easy as that,” the professor sighed, planting a proud hand on her hips.

“And… and I’m going to have to do this every time I catch a pokemon?” Vi asked awkwardly.

“What? Nooo no no no. This is just the more fun method. MOST trainers just battle with their pokemon, but this’ll do in the pinch. SO! How about we pick out those starters, huh!?”

Vi stared as the toned professor strode confidently back into her lab. Faint cries of “Not again!” and “Professor! Your clothes!” came ringing out from her lab assistants, who had clearly been mentally scarred just like Vi had just been. Maybe she could skip becoming a pokemon trainer and just work at the local pokemart with her partner instead, because she’d flash back to this day every time she saw a pokemon battle.