Patron Reward: The Honk and Bonk Clownfight (Patreon)

An enjoyably specific concept with little actual direction on the details beyond that. Clown girls putting on a sexy acrobatics/stage catfighting show that involves a lot of aggressive use of strapons. Not the first sexy clown story by far, but one of those where it took me a while to piece it all together and then poured it all out at once. 

There was a surprising level of thought and care put into the Guilty Pleasures Circus. Anyone could draw a crowd at a circus full of acrobats, magicians and variously themed strippers. It took a commitment to the lore of their act to toe the line between carnival and renaissance fair to keep people coming back for more.

Fans always showed up for Punchy and Patty, the sexfighting clowns with their “Honk and Bonk” show. It took people a minute to wrap their minds around the concept but once they gathered their wits and checked it out, they always came back for more. The ladies updated their show with a loose ongoing storyline to keep them going while relying on simple slapstick and sexy action to make up most of the show.

Once the crowd settled into the circus tent and the girls were given their signal, Patty came prancing out in front of the audience. They applauded as a little triumphant trumpet announced her entry. She wore clothes that were a mix of a stripper and a clown. Rainbow leggings ran up her long and shapely legs from floppy shoes. She wore colorful purple short shorts and suspenders that clearly weren’t needed to hold her pants up. They outlined her big, balloony breasts that were only half-covered by a tube top. She wore her hair in two puffy, cotton candy pink pigtails and kept a big smile on her white-painted face.

“Hey, everybody! Welcome back to the Honk and Bonk show! Super glad you could make it!” she said cheerily.

It got a small smattering of applause as she warmed them up.

“Now some of you folks already know, but I’m Patty, the happiest clown in the GP circus! Nothing gets me down! …except that jerk Punchy,” she grumbled, folding her arms over her chest to puff up her boobs even more.

“That big dumb idiot thinks she’s better than me at everything. Better at tricks, better at fighting, better at having kinky clown sex…”

Another bit of laughter.

“Which is why we put together the Honk and Bonk show! It combines all our favorite things into one big show for you all while we get to compete and prove who’s better. In case you didn’t know, I won the last one preeeetty handily. I bent that big goon into a pretzel and fucked her so silly she didn’t know which way was up! That puts me ahead, 9 wins to 6!”

“Wait just a minute!”

Punchy stomped out, a taller and slightly more muscular clown while still sexily curved. She looked more built for fitness than Patty’s contortions. She wore a black and white shirt with the sleeves torn off and a pair of pink boxing gloves. She had the large red shoes to match Patty, but she wore torn jean cutoffs and some heavy tanlines around the edges of her clothes. She had the same pale makeup and big red nose as her rival cohost, with her dark blue hair tied back in a ponytail with a large hair tie tipped with another miniature pair of boxing gloves.

“What’s this about 9 to 6?! I’m still winning! And I almost had ya last time!” the boxing clown bickered.

“Uh, ‘scuse me? Check the scoreboard.”

Patty produced a small chalkboard out from behind her back. She showed it off proudly, where a doodle of each of their faces was marked with their scores. Punchy stooped down to study it for a moment, then frowned.

“You balloon brained bimbo! You screwed the scores up again!” she scolded.

Punchy smacked the edge of the chalkboard, making it spin around like a roulette wheel. It landed  upside down and turned around, reversing the scores. Patty pouted back at her.

“I did not screw them up! That was right! I had to fix it because your big dumb gloves were too rough and turned it around before!”

“Did not!”

“Did too!”

The two bickered childishly for a moment, delighting the crowd as they got right into it. Patty shoved Punchy, who smacked her in the boob for that. Patty gasped and pulled off one of her white gloves to slap Punchy across the face like it was a duel. The metallic clang rang out from it and Punchy reeled as Patty shook the glove out, dumping a prop horseshoe out from the inside. Punchy growled and crouched, uppercutting Patty in the boob hard enough to send it flying up out of her top. The pink-haired clown squealed and stiffened up as her boob bounced up and down.

“You big dumb goon! Watch it!” Patty snapped, poking a finger at her chest.

“Alright. I’ll be a little more gentle with ya, pipsqueak.”

Punch popped off one of her boxing gloves, just to reach inside. She unfolded a strapon, straps and all, and dropped her pants. She kicked them aside, exposing her bare, toned ass and stepping into the strapon. It rested just above her smoothie shaved pussy before Punchy fastened her last boxing glove on the tip.

“That more like it? Or you just jealous mine’s bigger?” she gloated, fists on her hips.

“That’s what you think!”

Patty reached down her cleavage and produced a long, deflated balloon. In a matter of seconds, she blew it up and bent it around into an obviously phallic shape. She tossed her bottoms away like they were held on by velcro and popped out a pair of uninflated balloons, tying them around her thighs to mimic Punchy’s strapon.

“A strap match huh? You want it, you got it,” Punchy growled as she cracked her knuckles.

“Bring it on, loser!”

The clowngirls grabbed each other by their colorful hair, pulling and staggering around. Their fake dicks bounced around and slapped against each other as they shrieked in bitter pain.Their clumsy, catty struggle went on until Punchy got a firm thrust right on target. Punchy let out a shrill “OOOH!” as her boxing-dildo stuffed roughly inside her.

“Ha! A one hit KO!” the boxing clown boasted.

She bearhugged her shocked cohost, lifting her off her feet between her muscular arms to leave her even more vulnerable. She pumped her up and down in the hug, forcing Patty to ride the strapon while her own rubbed uselessly on Punchy’s abs. Patty pushed on her shoulders and wailed but didn’t make any headway.

“Gotcha now! You’re such a weak goofy slut, you know that?” the buffer clown laughed.

“Nghh! Well you better watch out… cuz I’m a squirter!”

Patty stopped trying to push away and cupped her tits, squeezing them together. A plastic flower popped out of her cleavage before the pressure made it spray a strong jet of water into Punchy’s face. She gagged and sputtered as she reeled back, dropping Patty as she slipped off the boxing glove dildo.

“Agh! I don’t need your sloppy seconds!” Punchy coughed out as she wiped the water from her face.

Patty stuck out a leg behind her, tripping the stumbling boxer down to the floor. She threw out her hands to catch herself on all fours, but the more bubbly clown knelt down behind her. She grabbed Punchy’s hips and thrust the balloon strapon deep into her pussy, fucking her doggy style as the buff clown gawked at the audience.

“That’s right! Take it, you big dumb goon! I’d stick it up your butt if you weren’t such a tightass!” Patty huffed as she started pumping the surprisingly firm balloon animal cock into her rival. Punchy dug her fingers into the floor, tensing and bucking along with the pumps as her hips moved on her own. Her toned butt bounced as the balloon dildo squeaked between her cheeks. It was too tempting, so Patty gave it a firm spank while she rode it. Punchy found herself crying out passionately as it pumped her clit from behind.

“See that? For all your tough talk, you’re just a buff bottom bitch!” Patty huffed.

Punchy bit her pale lip, trying to resist the urge to cum from her costar’s aggressive humping. She grabbed at her hip, pulling the strapon off and switching it around to grip it like a baton. She thrust it upward over her shoulder, so the next bout of gloating insults out of Patty were cut off by a rubber cock in her mouth. The pink-haired clown gurgled loudly as she fell over backward, breaking into a full on tumble that rolled her several times over. She still somehow didn’t gag at all.

“Now you’re in for it, you cheap piece of clussy!” Punchy growled as she stormed after her.

Patty still had the business end of the strapon in her mouth when the brawny boxer simply sat back into the straps. It pinned her head to the ground while she slid the straps back on, settling right back into mounting her face. Patty moaned and mumbled around the strapon that was still wet with her own pussy juices. Punchy rammed her hips into her face, plowing her mouth until her saliva was being forcefully plunged out of her mouth and her toned ass was repeatedly squashing Punchy’s tits.

“Come on, slapstick slut. I got you now, so give it up.”

Punchy grabbed Patty by the puffy pigtails and pulled her face deeper into her lap. She gurgled messily as her clown nose honked against Punchy’s abs. Her eyes started to roll around dizzily from the rough facefucking, but she fumbled around until she managed to pluck off her balloon strapon. She gave it a rapid shake like she was jerking it off, but it actually activated the powerful electric joybuzzer she had stashed inside. The balloon crackled with electricity just before she stuffed it between Punchy’s ass cheeks. The boxing clown yowled and sprang up as the quick but shocking burst of electricity went into her asshole and up her spine.

“YOW! Right in the ballpit!” she shrieked to the crowd’s immediate laughter.

It freed up Patty as she spat out the boxing glove head to her rival’s dildo. While she hopped up holding her ass, Patty wiped some of the drool from her face that had her clown makeup running. She quickly reattached her cooled off strapon and planted her hands on the ground, springing herself up at Punchy. She used the sturdier clown’s bulk against her as she spun around on her, performing a few acrobatic loops before landing with her legs wrapped around Punchy’s neck. She sat on her breasts without even taking the boxer down, so she immediately jammed her balloon dick into the buffer clown’s mouth. She moaned loudly as the humping strapon left one of her cheeks bulging out to the side.

“Let’s see how you like gettin’ your tonsils polished, ya big brute!” Patty crowed as she remained perched on the bigger clown.

Punchy’s head rocked from the squeaky dildo pushing into her throat, making her moan and drool between Patty’s squeezing thighs. She stumbled down to her knees from the lack of air, and Patty arched her back to tip over backward. She dangled from Punchy’s neck, fucking her face while she contorted to eat her out upside down. The audience ate it up as much as Patty devoured her rival’s pussy.

Punchy moaned and reeled, clearly dizzied by the acrobatic fucking. Her pussy dripped over Patty’s lips as she worked around the boxing dildo. She looked about ready to pass out when she grabbed Patty by the legs and stood up, lifting her away from her crotch and taking the strapon even deeper rather than resisting. Patty let out a surprised wail as she was lifted high and then spiked back down in a power bomb of a throw back down to the ground. Patty landed on her head and shoulders before she flopped to a jiggly stop. Her head rolled dizzily as she moaned from the pain and arousal, stuck balancing in with her spread legs up in the air.

“Somebody… catch the plates on that clown car that just hit me?” Patty babbled.

Punchy ignored her gag and grabbed her rival’s balloon dildo. She yanked it off her, snapping the rubbery straps off with a firm tug.

“Don’t worry. I’m giving it back,” Punchy played to the crowd.

She shoved the stolen dildo deep enough that its balloon balls slapped against Patty’s ass. Even knocked silly, the pink clown’s eyes went wide from the deep intrusion. Her asshole clenched around her former weapon, and before she could recover from that Punchy came piledriving down with her boxing glove-shaped dildo. It smashed hard into Patty’s loosened up pussy and she let out a shrill and husky wail.

“Ahhh~! No sucker punching!” Patty whined.

“Oh shut your hole before I stuff that too!”

Punchy started bouncing in place, ramming her hips onto Patty’s upturned body. The sloppy wetness of her pussy overflowed with both of her holes stuffed full. Patty was a mess, unable to put up a fight in her pinned and impaled state. Punchy just grabbed hold of her face, cupping her chin and squeezing her painted cheeks to let her drool all over her bouncing tits. Punchy forced her to look at her as she fucked her into the ground, grinning sadistically.

“Gotcha now, bitch. There’s only one creampie YOU’RE getting this show”

She slapped around Patty’s tits with her free hand, working her into a horny frenzy. She shuddered and squealed until the curvier clown arched her back, squirting submissively all over Punchy’s abs. She smirked down at her as she pulled out her boxing strapon, just to keep holding her legs up in the air.

“H-hey… what’re you…?” Patty mumbled, clearly left witless after her mind-wrecking orgasm.

“Just giving you a little blowjob. To show there’s no hard feelings,” Punchy assured her despite a nasty tone to her voice.

She took the inflated dildo still up Patty’s ass and untied the exposed end. She took a deep breath and blew into it, and while the audience couldn’t see it inside her Patty clearly reacted to the inflating toy blowing up inside her bowels. The growing pressure pushed at the back of her overworked clit, making her wail and squirm.

“Oh gosh! Oh no! Stop! I’m… I’m gonna pop!” Patty squealed, kicking heer long legs and floppy feet around in exaggerated panic.

Punchy ignored her pleas of course, and with a few more deep, pulsing puffs, the balloon suddenly popped inside her ass. Patty’s legs shot straight out as she shrieked in orgasmic panic, squirting all over Punchy yet again as the deflated toy flew out of her butt. Her whole body spasmed about until she crumbled to the floor, her flopping down in a puddle of drool and cum. Punchy stood back up, dusting off her hands and casually licking some of the cum from her fingers. She stepped over to the little chalkboard scoreboard and flipped it around to put her back in the lead.

“Now that, folks, is that I call truly ‘fucked silly.”

She winked at the audience right before they burst into horny applause.