Psychic Abduction Caption (Patreon)

Something I threw together with a little thought after finding this pic on /aco/. Big heads is a weird kind I see now and then, and while the idea itself isn't my thing, big boobs and four arms are good shit. So I threw something together with a condescending and accidentally intimidating alien woman who has a thing for the more primitive types like humans. Full text below as well, if needed.

Sexfight High should be done soonish too. Good progress made, and have my eyes on its general direction. This is just something quick to help tide you over before the big stuff comes in.

“You don’t say! How interesting! You really must understand, we had no idea there was intelligent life on Earth. Well, I do use intelligent loosely. You’ve barely reached space travel. There’s a lot of things you don’t understand, but I wouldn’t worry your pretty little head about it.”

“But that’s what I’m saying! Can you imagine coming as far as you have with that cute little brain of yours? How do you channel your mind-ship’s command processors? Do you only have two hands because your mind can only handle so many thoughts at once? I’m sorry, I really am babbling at this point. You really are just so… compelling.”

“Hmm? What’s what? Oh, that! We call it the courting waves. Cranioids give it off when we show interest in a partner. It’s a sort of cocktail of pheromones, subtle changes in skin color, and subsonic soundwaves emitted from the brain. I’m sure you have something similar on Earth.”

“Or perhaps you don’t… my, but you’re shaking a lot. Easy! Don’t fall off the bed now! Just relax your muscles  and accept the impulses. That sexy little brain of yours will adapt to it sooner or later. I must say though, however impractical, your body does have a sort of…” 

*giggle*

“Let’s say a ‘savage appeal.’ So much to explore… I really should get you back to your containment cell, but let’s just stay in my chambers a while. You’re still coping with the courting waves. Just relax and let me… explore a bit longer. Here, rest on my mammarians. Listen to my hearts beat. You’re in no danger, human boy. I’ve simply never gotten my hands on such a… beautifully simple species before.” 

“There, see? That stiffness means that your loins are comfortable, yes? Oh, don’t mind her. My lower-left tends to wander a bit. Let me get that drool for you, dear… my, but those waves are hitting you hard, huh? You can hardly move. I’m telling you, if you just focus on the… here. I’ll put a bit of my mind on the pleasure center of your brain. That should help…”

“Ohh! So that’s how you humans reproduce! Far more messy than they mentioned in the holo-books. My my, you really do have some limited minds if that affected you that badly. Perhaps… further experimentation is necessary…”