The First Ever Vote (Patreon)

I haven't been watching the news much, but I think this is the first time anything's been voted on. I'll be posting samples of several of the stories shortly on here and my blog (see the main page), but feel free to vote if one grabs you by name alone.  Donors, comments will be treated as votes according to your donation levels.

The Anklebiters: fantasy shortstack sports-parody.  A down-on his luck coach is approached by a team of ladies looking to have his lead their team into Murder Ball, the monster popular and deadly sport the fantasy world has to offer. The catch is that they're all dwarves, goblins, halflings, and other species that don't go over 4 feet tall. Sexy and wimsical hijinx ensue.

Wrestling With Mom: incest and wrestling. story told by a boy whose single mom is the strongest and longest reigning champ in pro wrestling. Mom starts to balance her career while tending to her son, all while they start to develop feelings that are a bit more than maternal.

Adventures of Tink the Gnome: fantasy adventure with shortstacks. A scrawny scout signs on for an adventure with a warrior for backup, only to find that she's a tiny (but massively strong) gnome who won't put up with his shit... until she grows a soft spot for the big guy.

Living In Hobbit Hill: fantasy slice of life and shortstack sexiness. An adventurer is wounded on his travels, just to be found and healed by a village of halflings. He stays a while to rest and pay back his debt, only to find that the horny little ladies of the village are curious to sample the tallest guy in town.

The Overlord's Harem: fantasy harem monstergirls. Follows a ruler of an evil kingdom trying to manage the various monstergirls and races under him, keeping him too busy to actually conquer anything.

>be evil overlord

>have bunch of kobolds in your service due to ancient debt. worship you as a king

>army of orcs viciously loyal to you after you vaporized their chief in an honor duel

>goblins found living on your land that you terrify until they treat you like a god

>firm treaty with the dark elves beneath your kingdom

>bunch of slave or honor-bound dwarves to arm your troops

>team of gnomes too brilliant and mad to turn down the chance to experiment with your weaponry

>know about 10 words of either of their stupid little languages and need personal secretaries/translators/personal slaves for each race to keep you up to date on problems with their diet, religious holidays, mating seasons, etc.

>cultural learning while sexual hijinx and sire a few half-breeds just cuz

>barely get anything done because of all the chaos and pussy, but live like a king because nobody will fuck with all that

Lily Max Punches Out: foxy boxing Punch-Out! parody. Lily Maxine Walters is a petite (not shortstack I swear) stripper who is convinced to join professional foxy boxing, the league where everyone is at least a foot taller than her and will learn the hard way that she still has what it takes to win.