Patron Reward: Mistress Kash's Fight Pit 2; Bimbo Beatdown (Patreon)

A returning patron reward that's been really fun to work on. The setting's not far off from something I'd do myself, dipping into "what if fantasy but a little weirder and with a specific theme?" Hence the invention of fantasy pro wrestling via semi-legal pit fighters. 

The introduction of bimbofication as a drug in this chapter was interesting to consider. People like the fetish already just as a concept. The idea of it becoming an actual escape for somebody is an interesting extra layer. I didn't want to get real heavy on it but it's a neat tone to let linger as people frown and nod very seriously about bimbofication. I'd briefly considered having Marya be genderswapped into what she is but it felt like that would just complicate things and left her always a lady. Badass female heroes/soldiers are clearly not new to this setting. 

The profits on the opening night of The Bloody Barbarian were easy to calculate. Gale was able to pay both her goblin accountant/hostess and her orcish pit fighter/costar more than either of them had made in ages. They were eager for more but the elven adventurer suddenly turned business owner-wanted to go bigger.

“You have to know more fighters who would want in on this,” Gale pointed out.

She and Hanna were working on some light decorating back in the cells turned changing rooms while Kash scribbled out some designs for posters and outfits. The formerly homeless orc furrowed her brow in thought.

“Let’s see… Vig was in it for the blood. Narry got picked up by an adventuring party. Selina signed on with a brothel… which does remind me! There’s Marya. She’s usually pretty desperate for cash. Human girl who’s always chasing her next fix, so she could probably use a place like this.”

“I’m glad this fake bar fighting league can bring so much comfort to people,” Gale replied dryly.

It was only a little sarcastic.

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The two left Kash to her work while Hanna tracked down Marya. She asked a few contacts on the street (while leaving them a tip and recommending the new fight club. They found Marya in an alleyway. She was being fucked by a goblin on top of a dumpster with her legs folded up past her ears. Her high and bubbly voice squeaked in shrill pleasure with each pump of the short but hung creature’s dick.

Even in her compromising position, it was easy to recognize that Marya was absolutely gorgeous. She had a kind of stunning look that Gale only saw in paintings or trashy romance novel covers. She had an intense hourglass shape, sporting a skinny waist with overinflated beach ball tits and a sexy but ill-fitting booty with each cheek bigger than Gale’s head. Long golden blonde hair hung off the dumpster and bright pink lipstick painted lips that were so pouty they were basically swollen. She wore very high heels a glittery pink dress that was pulled down to let her partner fuck her and ravish her tits with his little green hands and mouth. Her big blue eyes had a happy, glassy look to them as her body jiggled along with their fucking. Her jiggling skin showed countless tattoos varying from handprints to spiderwebs to a complex pink rune marked above her pussy.

“Awkward. Didn’t mean to catch her at work,” Gale muttered, averting her gaze from across the street.

“Yea, well we make our money how we can.”

“Why doesn’t SHE join the brothel?” the elf asked, bobbing her head subtly towards the alley emitting filthy sex noises.

“They don’t hire addicts. They like their girls clean,” Hanna explained.

“Really? Because she looks pretty hot for a junky.”

“Bimbofication potions,” Hanna explained in a lower tone.

“Ah.”

That explained for Gale. There was magic and alchemy to do just about anything, but cosmetic magic was always in demand. Bimbofication potions (or just “bimbo juice”) were a briefly popular beautification tonic before the side effects became known. They turned you into a busty blonde babe, but they were also addictive, psychologically and chemically. They flooded you with a sense of happiness and ditzy bubbliness that inhibited its consumers’ thoughts. It was taken off the shelves for public consumption, but it still had its niche market. Fetishists still enjoyed it, and there were some who felt the bubbly pink embrace and a big pair of titties were better than whatever else they were going through.

The goblin let out a husky grunt as he finished inside the squeaky bimbo. The pair of fighters let him leave, zipping up his pants before Marya strode out. Her hips swayed her ill-fittingly huge booty from a mix of her high heels, contorting sex and her distraction from tucking a few silver into her deep cleavage.

“Hey, Marya!” Hanna greeted with a high and lazy wave.

Marya’s eyes lit up with a smile.

“Heyyyy~! Hannie! What’s up? Lookin’ for a threesome?”

Gale gave Hanna a brief glance before she shook her head.

“Not exactly. Long story short, I murdered a bunch of crooks and took over the Bloody Barbarian fight club. We wanted to see if you were interested in joining us as a fighter in our new staged fights.”

Marya bit her pouty lower lip, wincing in concern.

“Ooh, I dunno about that. I’m kinda like, over the battle and fighting and stuff. I saw enough of that in the army, so… hold up. Did you say staged?”

“Yea. We’re trying a new route. More sex appeal, less blood and injuries. Makes for a better show. …did you just say you were in the army?”

The blown-up blonde nodded, twirling some of her golden locks around one finger.

“”Uh huh. Saw a bunch of like… carnage and junk. Wasn’t super fun soooo once I got out, my doc suggested these potions for the trauma stuff, and I got like, reaaaal into ‘em. Feels a lot better than thinkin’ about that stuff, amarite?”

Gale frowned and nodded stiffly. She couldn’t completely sympathize but she could see things heading in that direction from there. Though the news that she used to be a soldier only made her more tempting as a recruit.

“Sorry to hear, but  if you’re onboard, we’d love to talk payment.”

“It’s a sweet gig. I got my ass beat and fucked in front of the crowd just last night and I got more cash than I’ve had in months.”

“Ummmm… okie~! Sounds fun!” Marya squeaked, offering a handshake.

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They gave it a couple nights to work out a general fight plan with Marya and to give people time to react to the new fliers. The name of the Bloody Barbarian was getting some real recognition and the promise of new talent got people even more tempted to show up. The seats were soon filled with patrons buying drinks and taking bets around the fight pit itself, proving even more crowded than their debut night. Gale and her crew had also realized that it was easier to set the odds when they planned out who was going to win beforehand.

“Alright, you big greedy pigs and pervs! Time to get your slop!” Kash’s voice declared from backstage.

The audience immediately cheered as their hostess and borderline star of the show strode out. The bookish goblin was back in her mistress outfit, though she’d taken to wearing bright pink stockings, leather panties and a set of pasties on her nipples ending in dangling hearts on chains.

“I got some fresh meat in the pit tonight and I KNOW you’re wet and hard to see me break another loser, so let’s get them out here so you horny animals can stop wasting your mistress’ precious time! Introducing first, the return of our failure slut of a barbarian from our last show! She’s too dumb for compliments so slam  your hands together for Hanna the HAAAAMMER!”

The orcess came out with her similar display of flexing and posturing. She wore nothing but a loincloth as she beat a fist against her muscular bust. She growled and played up her savage looks for a woman who’d grown up in the city.

“And her opponent, the rookie you’ve been waiting for!  I went searching for the hottest, sluttiest, most worthless piece of fuckmeat, and I found her! When she’s not stuffing her every hole she’s throwing down in the ring! Try not to cum yourself as we introduce Marya ‘The Street’ Walker!”

The audience hooted and catcalled as Marya emerged in all her bimbofied glory. She was in a tiny black thong that was almost nothing between her big thighs and cheeks. She wore two X’s of tape across her nipples and swung her hips like a pendulum, making her curves flop around for the crowd. She blew them kisses from her fat lips before flipping them both middle fingers to rile them up in another way.

“Let’s get this bullshit over with. I’ve got dicks to suck and else your dads are gonna want their money back if I keep them waiting!”

She egged them into booing her, which Gale had spelled out to her was the point of it. Getting the audience to love or hate her was equally good, considering that they were here to watch get the imaginary shit beat out of them.

“I’ll shut your bitch mouth and fill it up myself!” Hanna threatened theatrically, getting a fresh pop of approval from the crowd.

She turned to raise her fist in a quick, mighty salute. The opening was all that Marya needed to cue her sneak attack, rushing her from behind. One of her thick high heels swung like she was kicking a soccer ball, but riding out the arc all the way up into Hanna’s crotch as it vanished under her loincloth. The audience got a good look at the orc’s face as she clutched her pussy and dropped to her knees instantly. The audience shouted and booed as the human posed proudly over her downed foe.

“HEY! Get offa her!” Kash snapped as she raced to catch up to her.

She smacked Marya on her fat ass and tried to hide her satisfaction from whacking the big target. The blonde squeaked and bent over to rub her butt, which just let Kash grab her by one tit through a handful of nipple tape. Marya whined obnoxiously as she trotted after the handsy goblin ref.

“You start and stop when I call it, newby! Watch it or I’m going up to the shoulder on your ass!”

Marya scoffed and rolled her eyes, but she stayed back until Hanna was back unsteadily on her feet. The audience shouted for her to fight through it as she forced herself back into a ready stance.

Kash signaled to start the fight and Marya immediately pressed her advantage. Hanna slowed her movements to play up her early vulnerability, making it easy for the blonde to ram tits first into her like a slutty sumo wrestler. The perky airbags bounced Hanna back hard, colliding roughly with the wooden wall of the pit. She slumped a little as the human cornered her there, throwing some surprisingly convincing punches across her face and into her stomach. Their earlier practice session had easily convinced Gale that the bimbo really had been a soldier before all this. The fact she could fight so well in her heels certainly spoke for itself.

The audience booed her while cheering on the violence itself as Marya kicked the side of Hanna’s knee. She stumbled down to her knees as the blonde turned away from her and thrust her barely covered ass into the orc’s face. She made more flirtatious gestures at the crowd as she bounced and twerked her ass, audibly slapping Hannah’s face with her unnaturally tremendous cheeks. Hanna shouted loudly, making sure it was muffled as her nose was caught in her deep crack.

“Don’t be jealous! Just cuz you don’t have the curves of a reaaaal fighter~!” Marya bragged.

She shook her tits like a dense pair of oversized pendulums, teasing the crowd with the barely covered boobs. She stopped short with one abrupt shudder as Hanna swung a big uppercut between her legs. Marya’s big blue eyes went even wider as she crossed her legs. She clutched her crotch and dropped her jaw like she had been fucked silly rather than sucker punched.

She hobbled away from her opponent in her comically stilted walk. Hanna made a show of spitting and wiping off her face before she rushed after Marya, grabbing her by the legs. She pulled them out from under her so the human landed on her arms and tits to brace her landing. She looked back and shook her head, suddenly pleading for mercy now that she was in the orc’s strong clutches.

“Fat chance of me saving you now, bitch!” Kash cackled nearby.

She gave Marya’s ass another slap, clearly having found her new favorite target.

Hanna ignored her pleas and continued her payback, lifting Marya off the ground by her legs. She lifted her up to chest height before dropping back down, leaving two shallow craters in the sand where her boobs had landed. It was an impressive power move, mostly because it was imposs to do without Marya helping her by pushing herself off the ground.

Hanna kept her grip on Marya’s legs and stepped over her back. She bent and spread the human’s legs up behind her ass as she wailed in pain. She clawed and reached ahead of her, trying to escape the hold as Hanna bent her in half.

“Better check this one out! Might be against regulation,” their shortstack ref declared.

Hanna leaned back, out of Kash’s way while bending the hold harder. Marya’s boobs squashed out from under her as the goblin leaned in closely, rubbing her hand over the human’s pussy.

“Looks like a dirty hold to me. Just how I like ‘em,” Kash cackled.

She stuffed her face into Marya’s pussy, motorboating herself between her thighs and sniffing at her well-used pussy. She backed out with an exaggerated gesture to wave away the stink, making the crowd laugh and show whose side she was on.

Hanna let her legs drop so Marya jiggled to a stop on the sand. Hanna grabbed her roughly by the hair and lifted her completely over her head, one hand on her neck and the other clutching her pussy as a handhold. The crowd burst into a fresh roar as the orc showed off the battered bimbo, just to slam her back down. She landed tits first on top of the pit fence, screaming in pain as her boobs shifted like two balloons ready to pop. They swelled and draped over the fence, selling the landing despite how much pain tolerance she’d shown to her fellow fighters backstage. The whole titbuster had been heridea anyway.

While the audience was amused and aroused by her staged suffering so close to them, Hanna grabbed the back of Marya’s thong. She pulled it hard enough to rip it off her fat ass while flinging her to the other side of the pit. Marya ran with it with an exaggerated wail before ending it with a grunt. She let herself nearly fall out of the pit, hanging her tits and dumbstruck and drooling face in front of a fresh set of faces. The rest of the pit got a gorgeous view of her raised ass and pussy.

“Hey, skank! No leaving the pit!” Kash interrupted with an impatient tone and cheeky grin.

“That’s three free shots from musclecunt here. Assuming you dumb punching bags can count that high!”

“Threeee!?” Marya’s whine fell on def, sadistic ears.

Kash grabbed Marya by the leg and dragged her back into the pit itself. Her eyes rolled as she stood unsteadily like she was ready to be finished. The ditzy bimbo certainly had a face for looking like she had the brains punched out of her. Hanna cracked her knuckles and wound up, clobbering Marya in the tit. Her hair and spit went flying as she buckled from the boob blow, the orcish fist digging deep into her jug. Even her nipple tape fell off as her abused nipples grew harder.

“Come on! She could barely feel that one! Is that muscle or fat on you!?” Kash complained.

Hanna swung a lower punch to her belly. She crushed it right into Marya’s womb tattoo like it was a bullseye. She hopped a couple inches off the ground with the blow as she let out a choking gasp.

“That was pathetic! Here, get her with this.”

Kash reached down her panties and pulled out a bright blue vibrator. Its magical buzzing and shaking could be heard by the fans nearby. Hanna grinned and took it in her fist like a dagger. Marya winced but held her hands behind her head to take the blow. Hanna gave a great upward swing that slammed it up to the hilt into the human whore’s pussy. It nearly vanished between her thighs, the small flash of color still visibly plugging her pussy.

Marya howled and stumbled, pawing at her pussy to try and remove the vibrating toy. Hanna gestured mockingly at her, egging on the ridiculing crowd for a bit before she wrapped an arm around Marya’s neck. Her eyes rolled and she drooled over herself as the big bicep pretended to crush her windpipe. The human grabbed and pulled on the beefy arm. It didn’t budge, but she was just using it to pull herself off the ground anyway to look more convincing. It eased the pressure on her actual throat while she bugged out her eyes and rolled out her tongue. All the while her suspended body writhed erotically, humping the sex toy along with her strangled spasms. Her pupils rolled into the back of her head as she ragdolled. Only her hips shook as she squirted a gushing orgasm over the sand and Hanna’s feet.

Hanna grinned and kept up her choke until Kah signaled for the bell. She stepped up and whipped the orc on the ass as if she were an actual threat to the big bruiser.

“Ok! That’s enough! I don’t care how hot she is! Nobody’s gonna want to fuck a corpse amd I’m not forking over necromancy money!”

Hanna let Marya’s body drop limply to the ground. Her face landed in the surprisingly deep puddle of cum as the orc threw up her fists in victory. She picked up Marya over her shoulder like a conquering cavewoman, flexed at the crowd with a roar and returned backstage.

“Hot stuff, you three,” Gale praised them as soon as they were out of earshot.

Hanna set Marya down and she immediately stopped playing dead. She shook out her hair and beamed proudly.

“You mean it? I totally thought I should take a couple more cunt busters…”

“You don’t want to get repetitive,” Hanna assured her.

“I’m just impressed you could make yourself squirt on cue like that.”

“Oh, honey, I was getting choked with a vibe up my moneymaker. I usually PAY for that kind of treatment!”

“Well not anymore. You want to get potioned up and fight and fuck yourself stupid? You’ve got a place here.”

Gale tossed her a small pouch of coins. What they’d agreed on plus a little more from what they’d made at the door. Marya beamed at it and tucked it into her cleavage where she could have stashed another dozen of them. Kash quietly noted that her perky tits managed this without so much as a bra.

“Maybe I should try one of those potions sometime…” the goblin mused.

“No,” Gale and Hanna interrupted firmly.

Marya seemed to take no offense.

“Well if you’re still looking, you could probably make longer shows like they used to and charge more if you had a whole lineup. Like a lizardfolk, a troll, a werewolf… maybe a harpy for a high flier…!”

Gale held up a hand to stop her as she fumbled around.

“Hold on. At least let me write this shit down first.”