Titboxing Achievements (Patreon)

Something I started joking about while working on the Hellbridge story and felt like a quick way to kill a little time today. Most of them work around the Hellbridge titboxing concept but they also work in most boxing stuff so I got pretty loose end wild by the end. Some were more Lily Max, some were clearly gamey, some realer. Doesn't matter much. Just went for anything that created a clear mental image of a moment or a match. With achievements for losers and winners alike, based on your style.

Babysitter: face an opponent at least 10 years younger than you

Lonely At the Top: knock your opponent completely out of the ring

Juicy: have the Milked, Orgasmed, Sweaty, Drooling, and Teary Eyed conditions all at once

Sumo In Training: gain at least 50 pounds in one season

Dead Girl Walking: remain stunned for over a minute

Last Request: knock out an opponent while they’re orgasming

Hit A Girl: win a mixed boxing match against a female fighter

Hit Like A Girl: win a mixed match against a male fighter

Transitioning Titles: obtain both a male and female championship during your career

Deep Roots: go for ten rounds without being knocked down

Out of Your League: beat a wrestler in a boxing match or vice versa

Experienced Loser: go through with 5 different punishment humiliations

Bottom of the Barrel: lose to the lower-ranking fighter in any circuit

Goliath 2: get beaten by an especially small opponent

Rebel: knock out the ref

Kissass: end a match with your face in the opponent’s ass

Rules Lawyer: win a match by technicality while you’re unconscious

Come From Behind Victory: finish an opponent with a facesit

Face Painting: cum on an opponent’s face during a match

Gynecologist: deliver 5 low blows in one match

Quit Hitting Yourself: knock down an opponent using their own body part

Bra Buster: defeat an opponent at least 2 cup sizes larger than you

Mosquito Bites: defeat an opponent at least 3 cup sizes smaller than you

Showoff: masturbate in your corner during a round break and still win

Mwah!: knock out an opponent using a taunt

Stripper: remove at least 3 pieces of your opponents clothing

Tonsil Boxing: kiss an opponent during a clinch

Dairy Farmer: defeat your opponent by reducing their Milk Meter to 0%

Having Fun Yet?: orgasm 3 times in a match

Chastity: finish a match with the Edging or Blueballs status

The Perfect Crime: break the rules 3 times without taking a penalty

Golden Gloves: earn twice the originally promised prize money for a match

More Belts than Hot Topic: hold all the championship titles possible

Southpaw: win a match where you only attack one of the opponent’s breast

Punchy Princess: win the Femboy Title

Hugger: clinch 6 times in a match

Peekaboo: hit an opponent from behind

Three’s Company: win by disqualification for interference

Look! No Hands!: land a knockout blow with your tits

Nursing Degree: drink some of an opponent’s milk during a match

Frenemies: KO an opponent who you have a maxed out social link with.

Taking It Easy: spend at least one minute of a match on the ropes

Knockin’ Em Dead: use 50 special attacks.

Glove Polisher: get hit by 50 special attacks

Back For Seconds: successfully use a 2nd Wind

Ballroom Blitz: fight in a match held anywhere besides the ring

Punchdrunk: drink from a spiked water bottle

Dark Queen: win a title by cheating at least once in every match to get there

Fail Forward: lose to every fighter in a league at least once

Open-minded: face a non-human opponent

Quality Over Quantity: only throw one punch in a round

Ring Furniture: lose 3 matches while being sat on.

Leather Daddy/Mommy: make an opponent orgasm with only your gloves.

On A Roll: obtain two titles in two consecutive matches

Pure of Fist: win any title with zero violations or penalties.

Uppercutting Underdog: win a match with an injury or handicap

Rematch? Rematch!:  gain your first Rival

Too Hot To Handle: make an opponent surrender from sexual exhaustion

Boob Job: win a match by only attacking the opponent’s chest

High-Speed Makeover: win a match with only attacks to the head and face

Blow Out Your Candle: KO an opponent or get KOed on their birthday

Sacrificial Lamb: compete with any champion while at the bottom of a ranking

Right In the Funnybone: make an opponent laugh during a match