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Art's by https://twitter.com/DamnVlado, who's done some great work for us before (the goblin MMA vs Rumblina, to be exact).

Sort of a story to this one? She's from AC Gats' Pizza Thot setting, but one of my few  Thot OCs. I've thought and joked about a few of them by now but Flatbread really tickled me. Her thing being that she's got the smallest tits around and is super proud of them, thinking that they're really "in" lately. Just every cocky big titty girl character, but she's showing off how little she has instead. She's pretty full of herself but doesn't really put anybody else down. Those poor girls with the E cups and higher have enough problems as it is! OHO HO!

So kind of a crossover of my own OC, the Pizza Thot setting, and that "Oh these? My mommy milkers?" meme that got huge for a while.

Also note the little extra sketch included on the post. Early draft, and encouraged them to size the tits down even more. She's not a washboard young boy level, but she's barely got anything. Do like that evil grin version though.

Her old story's on here (check that Flatbread tag down below) or https://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/49761/Pizza-Thot-Sidedishes-Flatbread/129935/Chapter-1/Flatbreads-Tortilla-Titties. I should consider getting back into Oregano, Garlic, Straws and the other background characters I'd planned on in PT.


 
Flatbread  was posing for a selfie on her Thot Bubble profile when her phone popped  up with a notification. “Table 7; 2 customers. 21+” came up on her  employee app. When it was just four or so servers at a time, it was easy  for the staff to assign tables and customers by word of mouth. The app  had made organizing the growing staff much easier.
 
“Oho! Another customer to satisfy,” Flat gloated despite nobody being around. 
 
She  finished undoing the buttons on her uniform to show her utterly absent  cleavage and posed with a pouty face to finish her selfie. She posted it  to the Pizza Thot app with her caption as she fixed her shirt back up:
 
“Off to serve another cutie. Some people enjoy the finer things in life. Like wine and small-chested women.”
 
Flatbread  was an odd girl, even for Pizza Thot. She was polite and friendly with  her coworkers, but she definitely had an ego about her. She was  shamelessly and loudly proud of herself, especially when it came to her  breasts.
 
Which was  to say she had none. She had a pretty face with pointed features, fair  skin, and carefully applied dark purple lipstick. Her brownish blonde,  curly hair was grown out into long, spiraling hair drills that went down  over her shoulders. She had a thin build with a bit of weight in her  hips and was slightly taller than usual, but her lack of any notable  breasts beyond a pair of pancake-sized bumps made her stand out among  other girls. Especially while she worked at Pizza Thot, where several of  the boys had bigger breasts than she did.
 
While  other women would simply accept that they were flat-chested and others  would grumble about it or gain a chip on their shoulder, Flatbread had  somehow managed to lean into it. She was always quick to flaunt her tiny  tits, her lack of cleavage, her unseen curves or anything else she  could show off about her fairly featureless chest.
 
“Gentlemen~!  Hello~!” Flatbread chimed in a sweet and melodious tone. She approached  her table with a wide smile as she passed out their menus and coasters.
 
“Drink  menus are tucked in the front along with today’s specials. Were you  ready to order or could you use a little distraction first to help clear  your minds~?”
 
Flat  flashed them a flirty smirk as she rolled her shoulders. It came across  as a simple dance when it would have bounced the breasts around on any  other girl.

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Randy Burns

Dirty talk is the salt that makes the meatier parts of smut that much better.

sandcastles

I feel like some of my favorites just have a whole paragraph's worth of it around the 80% mark