Lily Max Punches Out: Boxer Bios (Patreon)

I could have sworn I posted this somewhere before. Maybe I just never felt like it was done or forgot about it. But just some loose framework info for the fighters in the popular Lily Max story. I haven't used them all and not even sure if I will... but can be fun to slap together. Kind of like I did with the Healslut and Bully Code girls, just to get a grasp on them. And to gather the snippets to post for their ring intros.

As much as I may grumble about how hard boxing can be to write, I do like the setting in this series. Comes up with some doofy characters who in the end are really just good sports about punching their boobs in.

Most are loosely based on a list I found of Punch Out characters, but some I just went with a vibe and ran with it.

Fun fact: SEVERAL people replied early on i nthe series that Lily should have bigger tits. Maybe as a side effect of the healing candy. I felt pretty strongly against it. Part of her being an underdog and part of her having some breast envy jokes. The whole point of the PO games was Mac looking like half the size of his opponents but taking them down anyway.

Lily Maxine Walters: former foxy boxer turning pro

Nicknames: Lil Max, Maxie

Height: 5'0"

Weight: 98 lbs

Bust: B’s

Nationality: American (New York)

Age: 24

Style: Speedster

Strengths: mobility, striking speed and power

Weaknesses: reach, stamina

Fav Food: burgers

Bio: Lily is a pint-sized New York native, born to a low-income couple Frank and Julia. Her father boxed to put her mother through physical therapy after a crippling car crash. Julie ultimately recovered to full health and Frank saved enough for a steady loan to start his own successful gym and move them out of the slums when Lily was a teen. The story of her youth and her parents pressed on Lily a few core beliefs: work hard, dream big, and fight hard.

Not one for college, Lily moved out of her parents' place and was recruited to The Arcade, a strip club just outside the slums she used to call home. She stayed true to working hard, and stuck up for some of the girls when the bouncers didn't get there quickly enough. While making her a bit self-aware of her body, the workers were sweet to her and she made decent money. This was especially true when they introduced foxy boxing night, where Lily's childhood of being raised to box paid off in spades. It was where she was discovered by Louise Dawson and signed up for professional foxy boxing.

Personality: Lily is a somewhat quiet and polite girl by nature. She has a temper for excessive rudeness, and her soft spoken nature can fool people into not realizing she's fearless and mouthy when she needs to be. She's sensitive about her small bust and short size, but Lily is quick to translate despair, fear and sadness into fuel for anger. She is a closet geek who loves video games.

Louise Dawson: goofy but capable trainer

Nicknames: Doc

Height: 5’7”

Weight: 200 lbs

Bust: E’s

Nationality: American (New York)

Age: 39

Style: none

Strengths: strategy, medical knowledge

Weaknesses: speed, attention span

Fav Food: chocolate

Bio: a light hearted girl all her life, Louise was raised by a well-to-do family and given a high-end education. She took an early interest in sports, but never got into participating. She was much more comfortable watching sports instead. Dr. Dawson graduated with a full medical degree, a fine doctor and a capable surgeon famous for her happy and dismissive bedside manner. Dawson was often trusted with professional boxers and MMA fighters, since she not only was a capable healer, but she would often watch the fights during her free time and know when they were coming in with what injuries. She'd even give them pointers on how they blew it in their fights.

"Doc" earned her nickname during some "volunteer work." Despite her wealth, Louise was a bleeding heart and would spend some of her days off as a street doctor, performing less than legal medical practice for the less fortunate or homeless for whatever they could afford to pay. While she saved some lives, the word got back to her hospital and she lost her medical license. The disgraced doctor pondered what to do while she binged on food, sex and alcohol to distract herself, which landed her in The Arcade where she first saw Lily Walters fight.

Personality: Doc looks out for Doc first, but is quick to give away and help others when she can. Something of a pervert and a flirt, Doc does know what she's doing but can be easily distracted. She's desperate for money, but a woman of her word. Loves a tasty meal, a good fight, a pretty face, and a good joke.

Joane LeCreme: haughty French model fighter

Nicknames: Glass Joane

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 120 lbs

Bust: E’s

Nationality: French

Age: 31

Style: sexual

Strengths: looks, power

Weaknesses: strategy, defense, overconfident

Fav Food: caviar

Bio: a wealthy French supermodel, Joane LeCreme is a trophy wife who married young. Her husband got her the exposure to become an international swimsuit model. The sexy starlet became used to comfort and success, and while on tour in America, she heard that the foxy boxing league was offering entry via the same tournament that Lily Max was entering. Confident that this would be her way to success, victory and more wealth, she signed right up and took a few days of boxing lessons.

Personality: cocky, lazy, a snooty and wealthy French supermodel to the core. Loves to put down those weaker or less attractive than herself. Ditzy bimbo who forgets people's' names.

Hilda VonFraulein: husky German soldier. Over practiced heavyweight.

Nicknames: Sarge

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 165 lbs

Bust: D’s

Nationality: German

Age: 44

Style: Endurance fighter

Strengths: endurance, strength, strategy

Weaknesses: speed, improvisation

Fav Food: beef stroganoff

Bio: part of a long line of soldiers, Hilda was a daughter to a man who wanted a son. Motivated to impress him, Hilda hit the gym and every manner of physical contest she could find until the overachieving blonde entered the military. She made her father proud as she made her way to drill sergeant over the years, picking up boxing among her fellow men to keep up with her competitive side. Recognizing her potential but missing the scouts in Germany due to her duties, she finally requested a leave to compete in the American tournament to enter the foxy boxing league with her father as her coach.

Personality: very self-disciplined, Hilda is a hearty and stubborn woman. Practice makes perfect, which can leave her easily thrown off when a plan goes off the rails. While competitive, she expects to win but will be a rather gracious loser.

Queenie “Disco” Baul:

Height: 6’2

Weight: 135 lbs

Bust: DDD’s

Nationality: American (Montana)

Age: 26

Style: deceptive

Strengths: feints, defense

Weaknesses: stamina, power

Fav Food: sweet and sour chicken

Bio: absolutely no one can explain why Queenie is how she is. Her clear obsession with Disco and the 70s is way outdated, but she refuses to let anyone tell her that her funk is forgotten. She fell in love at first listen with the stuff, and combined her passion for boxing with the dance style to create her elaborate and deceptive techniques. Queenie's habit of denying all the haters has given her a near permanent smile and upbeat attitude, giving her the motivation to bring the funky beat to her opponents and leave them with blood on the dance floor before they can disco duck.

Personality: playful, always smiling. Queenie respects everybody so long as she's entitled to her own opinions. Loves to show off and talk a lot of smack, especially fond of puns. Out to have fun in everything she does.

Alani Oahu:

Nicknames: Elephant Queen, Queen Kahuna, The Island

Height: 7’1”

Weight: 300+ lbs

Bust: I cups

Nationality: American (Hawaii)

Age: 29

Style: powerhouse

Strengths: raw power and endurance

Weaknesses: speed, temper, easily aroused

Fav Food: pineapple pizza

Bio: Alani is, technically, genuine Hawaiian royalty. She lived comfortably through her youth, spoiled by her wealthy family until she grew bored with that lifestyle. She tried a few sports before ending up with boxing, where her lack of skill was compensated for by her ridiculous strength and all her fat to protect her.

Personality: Despite her monstrous size and ring persona, she's a jolly and playful sort of woman outside the ring. She finds the whole hammering her foes into bloody pulps rather fun in a peasant kind of way, even exciting! Just so long as she can keep herself from enjoying it TOO much...

Beula Bamford:

Nicknames: Bald Beula, Jailbird Beula

Height: 6'6"

Weight: 245 lbs

Bust: E cups

Nationality: American (Turkish mother)

Age: 34

Style: powerhouse

Strengths: endurance, power

Weaknesses: defense, sexual attacks

Fav Food: anything spicy

Bio: Beula was a thug from early in her life; bullying, joining a gang, and eventually spending time in jail. Whatever it was about her, Beula loved a fight more than anything. She took various jobs as hitters for the mob and bouncers at clubs, where she grew her obsession for pretty women. She doesn't quite get why she's turned down so many times, though. Famously keeping her head sheared as short as possible, the brute of a woman takes what she can get and keeps it. When she realized that the only jobs she ever took involved punching, the foxy boxy league sounded like the perfect place: all the violence and pretty faces she could want.

Personality: a crude, foul-mouthed sort of woman. She’s blunt and frank, and she’s out to enjoy herself regardless of everyone else. She does try to keep her nose clean lately to keep her job here and avoid going back to jail. For all her criminal record and bloodlust, deep down all Beula really wants is a girlfriend to settle down with.

Donna Del Flamenco:

Nicknames: The Flamingo, The Spanish Rose

Height: 6'4"

Weight: 188 lbs

Bust: F cup

Nationality: Spanish

Age: 38

Style: technician

Strengths: technique, speed, deception

Weaknesses: temper, power

Fav Food: anything with caramel

Bio: an up and coming salsa dancer, Donna was a talented young woman. Her pride grew with her skill, and she was soon famous across the country for both her amazing performances and fiery temper. When a drunk interrupted her show with heckling and catcalls, Flamenco snapped and beat her into a pulp until security pulled her off (at which point she punched out two security guards). Attendance to her shows actually spiked, and some would attend her dances just to see if she would fight someone again. Her managers convinced her that if they came for the fights, why not appeal to both audiences? She signed up for the foxy boxing league, where her footwork and temper serve her well.

Personality: haughty, egotistical, and temperamental. The fiery woman is beautiful and seductive, a sucker for praise and conversation but absolutely refusing to take insults or condescension.

Sherry Vodka

Nicknames: The Bar Brawler

Height: 6'8"

Weight: 220 lbs

Bust: F cup

Nationality: Russian

Age: 31

Style: all around

Strengths: power, endurance

Weaknesses: ego, focus, stamina

Fav Food: Cherry Coke

Bio: Sherry was born to a single mother in Russia. Her youth is a bit of a mystery, but the talent scouts found her in a bar in the middle of nowhere. She unwittingly picked a drunken brawl with one of the toughest boxers in the league, just to soundly punch her out cold on the bar floor. The league was thoroughly impressed and offered her a job. Sherry had a poor time adapting to the rules of the ring, especially struggling to focus through her alcoholism. She ended up sharing a drink with Candy Koko, another young contender in the league, who offered a solution: soda instead of whiskey. Sherry is a loud and boastful woman in and out of the ring, but she is still praised as a major success story of the league; from a nobody drunk to a sober champ. She is currently dating Candy as thanks for her cleaned up act. She has, however, redirected her addiction to booze to soda, so she can be a bit overly passionate about the stuff.

Personality: loud, brash and cheery. Sherry's party animal nature has carried over from her drinking days, but she still proudly bears her passing through Alcoholics Anonymous. Encourages everyone she meets to do anything they set their mind to, becuse "fuck it. Why not?" Very confident in her abilities, no matter what the obstacle or challenge.

Candy Koko

Nicknames: Sweetiepie, The Lolly Pop Star, Ami Yukimura

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 140 lbs

Bust: DD cups

Nationality: Japanese

Age: 19

Style: playful

Strengths: stamina, trickery, speed

Weaknesses: endurance, power

Fav Food: pixie stix

Bio: originally a pop idol in Japanese girl band, the peppy girl ended up breaking up with her group. She took her anger with her to the gym to vent, and some impressive bouts in the ring landed her a spot on the foxy boxing roster. Keeping her stage name, Candy lives up to her name in every way; her sugary themed attacks and clothes, her sweet attitude hiding a sour punches in the ring, and eating sweets by the boatload to fuel her high-energy fighting style. Low ranking fighter, but plans to make it big.

Personality: Candy is cute, pretty, and charming, but certainly no angel. She'll throw her fame around, brag, and insult anyone who crosses her without a hint of guilt. Her sweet and sour nature are definitely clearly within her candy theme, thinking she's sweet and pure as sugar when she can be as strong and nasty as a Warhead.

Sadaf Laghari

Nicknames: Grand Tigress

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 145 lbs

Bust: E cup

Nationality: Indian

Age: 27

Style: technician

Strengths: deception, style

Weaknesses: endurance

Fav Food: melon

Bio: born in India, her family was poor but proud. Sadaf worked hard but made ends meet by thievery and begging while fighting off competition. She fought hard for everything she had and was never be afraid to take what she needed. The Foxy Boxing federation came to her homeland scouting for talent, but when none met their standards in the tournament, they were ready to leave. The officials happened to come across Sadaf in the audience, who was found picking someone's pocket. When security tried to catch her, the brawling woman soundly beat down four guards and two outraged fans. The officials called off security and offered her the job. Sadaf is grateful for the position that now lets her family live comfortably, but she still uses her streetfighting to stretch every rule she can get away with.

Desdemona Ravenloft

Nicknames: The Shadow Boxer, Arlene Simpson

Height: 5’8”

Weight: 119 lbs

Bust: E cups

Nationality: Transylvania, Louisiana

Age: 23

Style: burst striker

Strengths: intimidation, speed

Weaknesses: low stamina, vulnerable ego

Fav Food: garlic

Bio: a pretty normal American girl until she reached her teens. She fell in love with goth fashion and became an edgelord overnight. She got into much of the lifestyle and somewhere in the confusion, she got into boxing as part of her passing interest in sadomasochism but not willing to really get into the BDSM scene. She found it surprisingly interesting as her only real form of exercise, and an outlet for her rage and fascination with pain. She still insisted on keeping her goth style, even in the ring, and the eyecatching style got the attention of the foxy boxing league. She legally changed her name before signing up, leaning into her vampire persona harder than ever.

Personality: dreary, lowkey, bland, but not unfriendly one on one. Mona is temperamental about certain things, which can make her bite off more than she can chew. It can also make her bite people, employing the naturally sharp canines she has that she was proud to show off to her goth friends. She rarely wears anything but black. She likes to talk poetically and refer to others as mortals, but her actual interests are fairly standard.