Patreon Reward: Paimon vs Midna (Patreon)

One more patron post. Shortstack floating tutorial characters fighting it out from Zelda and Genshin Impact. Keep hearing vaguely good thing on GI so may look into that someday.

Midna went floating away from her camp. She didn’t really need to sleep since she was turned into the shadowy imp that she was, so she left Link to rest up on his own. She figured she could scout ahead as the quiet evening ended, since the shortstack creature of darkness didn’t have much to worry about in the dark woods. Besides, they seemed to have gone way off course from their planned route. She had no clue where they were.

The pitch-black creature with her fiery orange-red hair didn’t find anything of interest until she ran right into it. Midna grunted as she found herself bouncing off a much more brightly colored creature around the same size. She was a much human-looking creature with white hair, white robes, and a scarf resembling a starry sky. The stranger shook her head dizzily before scowling back at Midna with a comically pouty expression.

“Hey! Watch where you’re going! You almost knocked Paimon out of the sky!” the brighter shortstack demanded.

“You call four feet off the ground the sky? Besides, you ran into me!” Midna snapped, pointing a stubby finger at the white-haired fairy.

“That’s ridiculous. You’re in Paimon’s territory!”

Midna furrowed her brow, flashing her snaggletoothed fang for a moment. “Wait a minute… what’d you say your name was?”

“Paimon didn’t say her name,” the robed girl huffed, folding her arms and turning her head away.

“You did so, you idiot!” the short-tempered shortstack pointed out. “You’re that bratty little mascot from Genshin Impact that’s been ripping us off!”

“We have not!” Paimon gasped, looking suddenly offended.

“You’re LITERALLY in our world right now! You’re totally stealing from us!”

“Paimon doesn’t have to take this!” Paimon snapped. She shoved Midna in her naked chest, sending the floating imp back a few inches. “Paimon’s heading back to her own hero, not with you boring ugly-looking story with gross little gremlin girls.”

Midna’s temper flared up as she let out an angry shriek. Paimon turned to fly away decisively when the imp tackled her from behind, sending them both crashing to the ground. Midna grabbed her dark scarf and pulled up on it, choking the gagging and thrashing fairy with the silky garment.

“You think you can walk away after talking like that about my franchise!?” Midna barked. She gave a few more sharp yanks before Paimon slammed her elbow backward, bashing Midna in her side. She winced and leaned over enough for the fairy to roll and shove her off. The two tiny companions didn’t bother floating back into the air as they turned to square off.

“I’m not taking shit from some talking tutorial menu!” Midna snarled. She lunged for Paimon and grabbed her by the hair, twisting the frost-white locks between her claws. The fairy squeaked in pain but drove a fist into Midna’s dark pot belly. The imp huffed and doubled over, just for Paimon to slam her gut with another body blow.

“At least Paimon isn’t just a flying piece of fetish bait, fatass!” Paimon countered. She grabbed Midna in a headlock, squeezing her large head between her arm and chest.

“Don’t… ack… kid yourself!” Midna grunted. She clawed at Paimon’s wrists with little results, so she flipped up Paimon’s robe. It flashed a snug pair of panties that Midna immediately latched onto, yanking them upward in a painful wedgie. Paimon squealed and released her as her hand frantically went towards her underwear.

“This is why I always say clothes are overrated!” Midna laughed. She moved behind Paimon to escape her reach, pulling up on the wedgie with both hands. The fabric buried itself painfully into her ass and pussy until she swung her foot backward. Her heel smashed right in between Midna’s legs, hitting her in the crotch as the imp gave a choking gasp.

“Looks like you could have used some covering yourself,” Paimon huffed as she tried to pull away from her. Midna’s claws were still buried deep in her panties, so she went tumbling head over heels as she fell out of her stretched out clothes. The naked sidekick shook her head, tossing twigs and dirt from her hair as her petite but surprisingly curvy body was left as exposed as Midna’s.

The darker shortstack was still clutching her pussy, so Paimon was glad to take advantage of her opening. She floated off the ground and flew towards Midna, angling herself so that her round and shapely ass smacked right into her unexpecting face. Midna grunted as she was knocked off her feet and suddenly pinned by Paimon’s naked ass.

“How’s that?! Does it feel like Paimon is nothing but a tutorial now?” Paimon taunted. She shook her hips, grinding her ass over Midna’s face to rub her nose in her triumphant position (as well as her sweaty cheeks). Midna gave an annoyed squeal as she pushed on the meaty buns in her face. Her tiny body couldn’t even budge her fellow shortstack from pinning her down with the facesit, finally resorting to opening her mouth wide. She got a brief, bitter taste of her rival’s ass before biting down with her fangs for a mouthful of butt cheek.

“YEE! Paimon’s ass!” Paimon squealed as she shot up into the air. She floated a foot above Midna as she rubbed her aching ass, the imp more than happy to let her get off. She spat out the taste of fairy butt as she boosted herself into a sitting position. Paimon was still busy rubbing her aching ass, so Midna bore a wicked grin as she stood up and latched her hand onto the white-haired sprite’s pussy. The fairy wailed in agony as Midna’s dull little claws dug into her snatch, tightening her cunt claw.

“EEE! Let go of Paimon’s pussy!” the fairy wailed as she kicked around wildly.

“What’s the matter!? No helpful tips or tricks about how to get a twili off your twat?” Midna laughed. She swung her arm as she pulled Paimon down, swinging her face and chest first into the grass. Paimon started to float back up when Midna sat on her back, wrapping her thick thighs around the white-haired shortstack’s neck and face.

“How about I teach you about the mechanics for breathing, bitch?!” Midna growled as she clamped her headscissors around Paimon’s head. The fairy squirmed and grunted, trying to escape the choking pressure while ignoring the discomforting warmth of Midna’s bare pussy against the back of her head.

The spritely shortstack grunted as she pulled on Midna’s legs, barely able to part them and never enough to fully escape. That was when she realized that she was supporting the lightweight imp on her shoulders. Rather than pull out of the hold, she grabbed onto Midna’s meaty thighs and flew upward, crashing them both into the nearest tree branch with Midna at the top. The dark-skinned shortstack gave a sharp squeak as the two were knocked apart, shaking her head and tossing her thick blonde hair around.

“OW! Where’d you learn to fly, shithead?” Midna snapped.

“Maybe Paimon had better work on her landings!” she barked from above her opponent.

The guiding fairy lunged down feet first, delivering a literal flying dropkick to Midna’s stomach. The round potbelly pressed in deep as she huffed and went shooting towards the ground with Paimon still on top of her. Midna gagged loudly as her boots drove into her belly and crushed her into the dirt. Midna gasped for air as she clawed at the pinning legs.

“Funny that you make fun of Paimon’s flying when you’re the one crashing,” she taunted as she ground her heels into her foe. She stepped off and kicked a small flick of dirt into Midna’s face like a dismissive cat. The twilight imp spat it out in disgust as she wiped off her face.

Paimon was feeling smug about her success until Midna grabbed the hem of her robes. She pulled hard, trying to yank the white-haired woman off her feet, but it paid off even better than she expected. The robes ripped right off her body, leaving Paimon completely naked in front of her. The pale fairy blushed heavily as she hurriedly thrust her arms over her breasts and privates.

“HEY! Give that back! Paimon is naked!” she shouted. The paler shortstack tried to grab at the loose garment but Midna pulled it out of her reach.

“Join the club!” Midna scoffed. “You get used to it eventually.”

“But Paimon actually has nipples! Not a flat boring body like you!” Paimon insisted angrily.

Midna scowled at her, her eye twitching irritably. Clearly it was a sensitive subject.

“Thanks for the reminder,” she said before shoving Paimon’s hand aside. It left her pussy exposed so Midna could swing a leg up and kick her in the twat with a meaty impact. Paimon’s expression turned to absolute shock and pain as her legs crossed and her hands went back to her vagina, cupping it gingerly and letting her small but rounded breasts wobble in place.

“Oh did that hurt ‘Paimon’s’ poor little pussy?” Midna mocked as she hopped into the air. She floated a short distance to turn around and smack her wide, black and silver booty into Paimon’s face with another fleshy impact. The fairy grunted and toppled over backward with Midna’s butt grinding on top of her face.

With one naked shortstack pinning the other, Midna grinned down at her squirming opponent. Paimon had been able to float them booth into the air before but not with her pussy still throbbing with pain and the imp’s juicy ass cheeks squashing into her nose and mouth. Midna only made it worse as she drove a few hard, tiny fists into her stomach, digging deep into the fairy’s exposed belly to soften her up.

“Finally got you to shut up! I couldn’t stand some annoying little bitch like you flying after me telling me how to do everything,” the short twili scoffed. She seemed to completely miss the irony as she focused on tormenting her opponent, pinching and pulling up on her nipples. Paimon shrieked in pain as her stubby legs kicked, her cries muffled by Midna’s meaty ass. The imp just laughed and bounced her buns on her face, squashing her repeatedly.

“Now are you ready to shut up and leave already?” Midna demanded.

Paimon’s face bobbed up and down, jiggling the sweaty ass with her nose. Midna’s mouth broke into a fanged grin.

“And you admit you’re just a tutorial slut?”

Paimon shrilly agreed somewhere in the depths of Midna’s ass cheeks. The imp float up just enough to let her breathe and turned to face her, spreading her legs enough to expose the small pink slit between her thick thighs.

“Then make up for it with a kiss,” Midna purred threateningly. The white-haired shortstack was already blushing beet red as she gingerly leaned in, planting a quick kiss on Midna’s snatch.

“Like ya mean it,” Midna barked more sternly. Her orange-blonde hair grew out from her head, forming the shape of a huge hand that palmed the back of Paimon’s head. It shoved her face into her wet snatch, forcing her to sloppily make out with Midna’s pussy. She choked and sputtered on it before Midna let her go and floated back a few inches, leaving Paimon coughing and spitting out some of her cum.

“Okay! Okay, Paimon is leaving!” Paimon panted, wiping the pussy juices off her face.

“Nah. Changed my mind.”

Midna suddenly kicked out with both legs, nailing Paimon in both of her tits at once. She huffed as the only recently acquired air was knocked out of her lungs, only for the imp to drop to the ground and uppercut her in the jaw. With a wavering groan, the white-haired fairy’s eyes rolled and she dropped unconscious to the forest floor.

“Heh! Showed you, pipsqueak!” Midna scoffed as she shook out her stinging knuckles. She floated back into the air and started back towards her camp. “Link’s not gonna believe it when he hears about this little adventure…”