Caption Pic: Husband Hunting (Patreon)

A requested cap I thought sounded fun. A mother oni finds a wandering human on her turf and decides she could make a new daddy out of him. Its mostly some light femdom stuff, but it felt like a cute bit of story.

 

“Well well! Look what we have here, little Acha. I was starting to think the humans were too scared to go into these woods these days. This one must be plenty brave to ignore all the stories...Certainly not enough meat on him to make a proper meal, but I’m sure we can find our uses for him. Right, pumpkin?

“I’ll level with you, human: you caught me in a good mood at the right time. Normally I’d have crushed you up and wolfed you down in a couple bites. Human meat’s not too filling but it’s got its flavor… but then I need to worry about my little girl here. She’s starting to grow in her horns and her pa went and got himself killed over the winter. She could really use a proper daddy. A good male role model to keep her happy. See? She’s already obsessing over you. And of course, you could keep mommy company… that’s part of being a daddy, isn’t it? Being the one that keeps mommy happy so that she doesn’t have to crush and eat you! (Not now, Acha. Mommy’s talking to her boyfriend…)

“So I’ll leave it up to you. We could wrap this up nice and quick and I crush like a bug. Or… you come and live with us. Acha would love a new daddy, and I’d definitely love a new husband. I can feel from that little tent down there that you’re not against the idea yourself! If you’re willing to put that human dick of yours to good use, I could see getting attached to you. Her last daddy was a big fellah, so don’t be afraid to get a little rough. I like some lovin’ after dinner, but don’t you worry. I can hunt and cook so you can save up your strength for the bedroom. 

“Ah, and one more thing! How’s your fertility rate among human men? I’m not in any hurry, but if you’re going to be fucking my brains out I want to make sure you’re not a dud. I may have promised Acha a little sister, and you’d best not make a liar out of me to my little girl.

“So what’s it gonna be, human? Am I gonna crush… or are you gonna cum?”