Henero Media and Le Fetiche Presents: Send In The [Sexy] Clowns (Patreon)

So here's the possible seen at the pervy carnival, introducing the player character to the cast of sexy clowns (among the dozen or so other fuckable acts).

Show starting at 11AM (Send in the [Sexy] Clowns)

Featured Acts [Rosey, Daisy, Irises, Daylily, Marigold]

Summary of the act: a sketch/medley of sexual slapstick showcasing the clown cast. Dirty balloon animals, strange stripteases, some ENF play, and some crude but overly sexual humor.

- Event sequence start -

(action): The performance area in the middle of the tent is currently empty, a clean space of packed down dust or sand. A curtained off area in the back of the area creates some kind of small space between the audience and the outside world, where the performers seem to be shuffling around inside, messing with props and whispering quietly. The first clown steps out, a short one at hardly over four feet tall. She's all smiles, the classic clown getup with a red fake nose and matching hair. She's covered in white makeup that seems to go head to toe, given how deep it goes into her surprisingly big breasts. She's clad in bright red clothes with polka dots spotting the surface.

Rosey dialogue: "Good morning everyone! We're so glad you could make it here and join us as Le Fetiche! I'm Rosey, one of the many hilarious, and of course, VERY erotic clowns here at our little carnival. I love these early shows. Hardly anyone's drunk, there's still that corndog smell instead of all the cum and throwup. Good time for a bit of sexercise, if you get me."

(action): The crowd gives a few light laughs at her introduction, but not much of a reaction yet.

Rosey dialogue: "You have to understand, it's all about making sex fun and entertaining here at Le Fetiche. It's finding something sexy where you least expect it. I'm a horny girl myself. Did I mention I love licking pussy? Ladies? I mean I loooove licking pussy. It's why they don't let me near the tiger cages anymore."

(action): This catches some people off guard and earns Rosey a few belly laughs as they warm up to her. The clown smiles proudly at that.

Rosie dialogue: "There you go! Now we're waking up. See, that's the best part about sex with a clown: you always know you're going to be fucked silly."

(action): More laughter comes from around you, and it's hard not to at least crack a smile at her happily self-deprecating jokes.

Rosey dialogue: "I'm about to bring out our other performers, but one more story I wanted to share with you. Because I like you. You all sound fun. So, I was with my wife the other night, and we're just... going WILD on each other. Horny woman, my wife. We're just in every position, every angle, fingers in every hole, but then I sit on her face. Suddenly, she stops licking. I ask her 'What's the matter? Haven't you eaten out a clown before?' And she says 'Well yea, but clown pussy tastes funny."

(action): There's another burst of laughter as she waves thankfully to the crowd, her round chest puffing up proudly.

Rosey dialogue: "Alright, but enough about my sexlife. It's time to get your laughs and your orgasms from someone else for a while. Let me introduce my fellow clowns! First up, we have the big brown clown himself, Daisy!"

(action): Daisy emerges from their backstage area, wearing a similar outfit to Rosey. He's a huge, young black man, despite his hair dyed a bright yellow and a striped costume of matching colors. Some music comes from the speakers, a deep bass drum solo to accompany his entrance. He carries a full balance beam across his shoulders, showing some impressive strength before he sets it down. He nimbly jumps up on top of it, walking across with ease. It gets some light applause before he jumps and flips to the other end. The applause picks up a bit more, but then he jumps and spreads his legs to clearly slam right down on his package. The crowd spikes with an "OOH!" of sympathized pain, but Daisy smirks confidently and just flexes his arms, seemingly unphased. In fact, the bulge in his costume implies he either enjoyed showing it off, or that he was somehow hard enough to absorb the impact.

Rosey dialogue: "Daisy is an ex-con, you know? They say one time, he got off early for good behavior. Don't worry... he gets off to bad behavior too."

As the crowd laughs, Rosey gestures to the curtain once again. The next clown is blue in her curly hair and choice of outfit, but notably older than the rest. She looks anywhere between a milf or a gilf, which at least gives her a full and soft figure. She wears pale makeup with painted on tears, which seem to go with her rather morose expression. She looks somewhere between grim and genuinely depressed, even as she strides out and raises a large paddle overhead. She wedgies up her outfit and uses her toy to spank her pale ass cheeks to the beat of the music, hard enough that you can see them jiggle and leave bright red marks across her ass. Despite all that, the woman barely seems to blink at the hard spanking.

Rosey dialogue: "Don't worry about her, folks. That's our Irises, the resident sad clown. Irises is feeling blue today, so if any of you out there have blue balls, this is your lucky day!"

(action): She gets some more laughs as Irises lounges back over Daisy's balance beam backward, arching her back and thrusting out her tits until a button bursts off her outfit, letting her breasts pop into view.

Rosey dialogue: “And next, we have the heavy hitter of our show. The one clown who can tickle your funny bone before she breaks it. Welcome to the stage, Marigold!”

(action): The next clown to emerge is a massive woman, 7 feet tall and with golden blonde hair. She strides out carrying a carrying a huge barbell in one hand, loaded with weights are wide as coffee tables and twice as thick. She tosses the barbell down, which clanks and kicks up dust to assure you that it’s as heavy as it looks. She turns to face the crowd, flexes one of her biceps and gives it a squeeze. It gives off a honking noise, or so it seems until she pulls her top down lower. She has a bicycle horn wedged between her breasts, and flexes her pectoral muscles to make them squeeze the horn again. She smirks as it gets some laughs and she tosses the horn off to Daisy.

Rosey dialogue: "And our last member in our troop of kinky clowns! The only juggler who can not only handle her balls but fit them in her mouth, iiiit's Daylily!"

(action): The last clown only has the white makeup on her face, and dresses a bit more revealing than the rest. She has deeply tanned skin, and a green costume with zigzagging stripes. She rolls a lollipop stick around between her pouty lips, but when she takes it out of her mouth, the candy end of it is so long and thick it's miraculous that she fit it in there to begin with. She offers the phallic, deepthroated candy to Rosey, who laughs and takes a long lick of her own, to the hoots and cheers of the crowd.

Rosey dialogue: "Now we're going to start the show with a bit of a classic, with the Le Fetiche twist. So please put your hands together, or put them around your genitals of choice, and enjoy 'the cream pie fight."

(action): While Rosey talks, Daisy goes backstage and wheels out a cart full of pies. They look like normal whipped cream, but they look a bit more... runny than they should be. Rosey and Daylily move to the center with the cart.

Rosey dialogue: "Thank you for the pies, Daisy."

Daylily dialogue: "And thanks for giving all that cream to make them."

(action): Daisy grins and winks at the audience, grabbing his crotch in a quick, rude gesture before stepping back with the rest of the other clowns. Daylily picks up the first pie as some rhythmic club music plays from the speakers, as if it were a strip row rather than a slapstick performance. Lily licks over the top of the pie sensually, drawing encouraging hoots and whistles from the crowd. She licks her lips seductively before she shoves the pie onto the petite Rosey's tits, smearing the cream over it with a twist of her wrist. Rosey puts on a shocked expression, jumping in a way that jiggles her tits so much that the tin drips off. It is almost certainly not made of whipped cream, given how it sticks and drips off of her cleavage and sticks to her clothes too closely. You can see her hard nipples through her tight top, and it pools between the pair of breasts that seem to have no right being on such a short woman.

Rosey rubs the stuff into her top and breasts, cooing in this cute little tone as the cum paints over her soft curves. Daylily giggles at the sight and leans over to make herself easier to reach (also to stick out her ass and let her tits sway for the crowd). Rosey takes the next pie as Lily licks her lips readily and gestures for Rosey to bring it. The shorter clown winds up and blasts Daylily in the face with her pie, spraying it over the ground and her clothes. Lily slides it off her face with a sticky grin, the cum dripping from her dark eyelashes, full lips, and round nose.  The clear, pale substance stands out against her deeply tanned skin.

Beside the posing Daylily, Rosey slowly pulls off the top of her outfit. Her breasts bounce into view, barely held in by a small bra reading "The Big Top" across the front.  You can see that the clown makeup goes all the way down, because she's painted a chalky white all the way down to her hips and beyond. She draws a finger to wipe some of the remaining cream from her chest and sucks it off her fingertip and smiles for the crowd as they variously laugh and cheer on the sexy little clown. Daylily finally brushes some of the cum from her hair and picks up another pie. Rosey squeaks and throws her hands up in front of her face.

Rosey dialogue: "Not the face!"

(action): Daylily seems to think about it, then winds up and splatters the cum pie into Rosey's crotch instead. Rosey whoops and hops off the ground in surprise, literally creampied across her thighs and crotch. She sticks out her ass and pretends to try to cover up, just smearing it over herself further until the cream just blends in with her full body clown makeup. Daylily points and giggles before she strips off her top, whipping it around her head like a lasso and splashing the cream on the ground around her before she lets it fly.

Rosey snatches up another pie, giving Daylily an annoyed look. The tan-skinned clown still looks amused, which seems to annoy the shorter clown even further. Rosey takes a second pie in her other hand, smashing one into each of Lily's breasts and grinding them over her richly browned chest. The tins fall off, revealing her oozing breasts to the laughing and hooting audience. Lily's looks like she was shocked by how much she enjoyed it, hugging her breasts so that they puff up over her arms and licking some of the cream off of her skin. She ends up raising her hands behind her head and shaking her shoulders, making her breasts bounce around and spraying Rosey with the slimy stuff as if she were a wet dog drying itself off.

Rosey turns her face away from the creampie's splashback, and while she's looking off, Lily quickly grabs another pair of pies and splats them over Rosey's butt cheeks. The little clown yelps and hops into the air, pulling the pies off but turning to let the crowd see her sticky, dripping booty. Lily covers her mouth and snickers at the awkwardly standing Rosey, who turns around in a huff. Instead of a pie, Rosey bends down and grabs one of Daylily's legs, lifting it and propping it high on their cart. It ends up with Lily posed something like a ballerina, and with her legs spread out, Rosey can grab another pie and quickly smacks it right into Lily's pussy. Lily shudders and moans at the sensation, caressing the mess over her spread thighs before her gracefully lifts and lowers her leg.

The pie fight devolves from there, as they start grabbing and throwing the rest of the cream pies as fast as they can. They quickly run out of ammo, but they're both left sticky and wearing nothing but the thong bottoms of their outfits. In one last act of playful spite, they both step out of their thongs for one more burst of cheers from the crowd before they throw the sticky garments at each other. They take a few long bows, letting the crowd take in and applaud their slick and naked bodies.

Rosey dialogue: "Glad you liked the show! We have to go lick some things off of each other, so please welcome our next act. So did you ever wonder how we fit so many of us inside a clown car? Well, did you ever wonder how many thing we could fit inside a clown? Iris and Marigold are up next, with 'the reverse clown car."

(action): Rosey and Daylily leave the stage while Iris and Marigold step out, with the brawnier clown carrying a large and colorful bag. Iris waves limply at the crowd, still a morose mask of despair. Marigold drops the bag with a dense thud and gets to work unloading its contents, which are apparently a multicolored assortment of dildos. The crowd gets the idea and starts to whistle and cheer rowdily. Iris sits back on a low platform, pulling the crotch of her costume aside and spreading her legs for the audience to see her smoothly trimmed snatch.

The music starts as Marigold grabs an entire armload of small vibrators. She switches it on, buzzing loud enough for the crowd to hear before she sticks it inside of Iris as casually as if it were a quarter in a vending machine. It slips right in, vanishing from sight, but Iris doesn't seem to flinch. She watches the crowd with her same disinterested and glum expression, even as Marigold proceeds to add a second and third working vibrator inside her. Iris not only doesn't look pleased, but she's not even wincing or reacting. She even sighs, like its boring the eldest clown.

By the time she's done, Marigold has squeezed ten of the thumb-sized vibrators inside of her costar. It takes a bit of pressing, and Iris' pussy is overflowing so that it looks like some kind of rubber bouquet of dildos, but she's still reclining casually. She relaxes, and seems to vibrate a little to one side until Marigold catches her from falling off and sets her back on, going to work pulling the slippery toys back out.

The show goes on as Marigold goes back to her bag. She pulls out a 3 foot-long strapon and buckles it in place around her hips, stepping in front of Iris. The older clown leans forward over her bench and opens her painted lips wide, taking Marigold's fake shaft into her mouth. Iris leans as far forward as she can, letting Marigold move deeper and deeper inside her. You can see it bulge in her throat and show you that it's no trick beyond her own focus and physical endurance. Marigold ends up moving closer and closer until it's buried up to the hilt in Iris, holding it there and giving a few more thrusts. The base of the strapon humps against her face, causing a few honks to come from her nose. Watching closely, you can see the thick tool creating bulged in her throat and ever her chest.

Marigold slowly pulls it back out after a few long seconds, removing the strapon and hitting her bag while Iris casually wipes some drool from her lips. She pulls out two large tools; one is a giant purple dildo while the other is some kind of piece of metal machinery. Marigold attaches the sex toy to the front before she sets it down, plants a foot on it, and pulls on a chord. It gives off a motorized growling noise with each tug, and by the third it roars to life, vibrating more like a jackhammer than a simple sex toy. Marigold approaches Iris with the sexual equivalent of a chainsaw, and the sad clown sighs and rolls onto her stomach. She leans on her platform and casually grips the sides, facing the main body of the audience as Marigold steadies and then shoves it into her ass.

Iris vibrates so rapidly that the small platform shakes with her, but you can see her face remains unphased. She either had ridiculous willpower the likes of which you've never seen, or she simply doesn't feel any pleasure or pain from any of it. What looks like it would have a woman screaming from pain, pleasure, or both just makes her shake from the physics of it all. She continues to frown at the crowd, though she does pull down the top of her costume to flash her big mature tits, which bounce around rapidly to match the rest of her.

Marigold grunts, and in an impressive show of strength, she lifts the phallic power tool and aims it into the air. Iris is lifted with it, basically impaled on the giant, shaking shaft and still waving casually to the crowd. You can see the bulge in her lower belly where it's digging incredibly deep into her pussy, shifting around her seemingly numbed privates. The sad clown's bobbing up and down a few times per second, and almost a blur of blue when Marigold revs her giant sex toy. You see Iris' mouth slowly drop open, and the crowd goes quiet to watch and listen closely. At this point, they're looking for any moan, any flinch, or anything to show how secretly aroused she was by all of this.

Instead, Marigold slows the engine enough for Iris to let out a small burp. She covers her mouth politely and gestures for Marigold to proceed, getting a little laugh from the crowd as she maintains her impeccably depressed poker face. Marigold revs up her toy again, lowering her grip so that Iris is level with the audience in the front row. She parades the sad clown in front of the whistling and cheering crowd, turning her around to let them smack her ass or grope her, feeling the powerful vibrations going through her. Iris doesn't give them more than a glance or a small nod.

Marigold finally finishes her lap and lowers the industrial sextoy until Iris' feet can almost reach the ground. The glum clown wiggles her toes, just short of touching down, so Marigold hits a switch that pops the toy off inside her. Iris lands neatly with the dildo still hanging out between her legs, taking a few showy strides around before she rubs at her crotch and it slides out in one smooth, slick motion. The clowns bow and the crowd gives an impressed round of applause as they head back. Rosey steps out with her thong and pasties back on, but generally cleaned up apart from a few lingering smears of the cream in her hair or on her skin. The makeup remains, because clearly Le Fetiche planned for their clowns to be sprayed down with all sorts of things.

Rosey dialogue: "Well, I can't speak for Iris, but I know that I came just from watching that one! Don't know how she does it. But we've got one more act before we send you on your way. Don't forget, we'll be having all sorts of shows all day long, so pop in whenever you fancy a new act. I'll be around for some myself, and there's a bunch of other acts that we'll be taking part in. Just check out the schedule on your way out. But first, our final performance. Something we call 'The Clown and the Cuckold."

(action): Some slow, jazzy trumpet plays as Daylily struts out wearing a short skirt, high hooker boots, and cheetah-print tube top, showing off her caramel skin that clashes with her continued clown makeup and red nose. The only carry over between the two seems to be a bright yellow flower attached to her hip. She chews some gum obnoxiously and walks out to a cardboard lamp post, leaning against it like a streetwalker. She rubs her fingers together at unseen passerby in a muted demand for money. After what seems to be a few failed attempts on these invisible johns, she leans over and pulled her top down. After a few kissy faces, someone from off-stage tosses a comically huge handful of change at her feet. The crowd laughs, and a few of them join in by throwing their own loose change and cash.

Daisy enters, seeming not to notice her as he leans on a fence in front of the house backdrop. He has lost the makeup, wearing an unbuttons work shirt and tight shorts. Daylily picks through the change, tucking it down into her cleavage before she turns and sees the big brown clown. She freezes at the sight as her jaw drops open comically wide. A moment later, there's what seems to be a literal waterfall gushing from beneath her skirt as if she just explosively came on the spot. You were distracted by the performance, but you imagine that any number of hidden pumps or sleight of hand with a bucket of water could do the trick.

Daylily smiles wide, fixing her bright green hair and pushing up her boobs as she adjusts her top. The latter creates a loud jingling, and Daylily pauses. She looks down and cups her breasts, making more metallic noises. She nods knowingly and pulls her top outward, flashing her breasts again as a practical mountain of loose change falls out onto the ground, implied payments from her many customers.

She looks to the crowd next, Daisy appearing to still have not noticed the hooker clown. She adjusts her skanky outfit before running her hands sensually over her body, posing with a hand on her hip and gesturing to herself, asking if she looks alright. It gets some whistles and "Yea!"s from the crowd. Daylily seems to think a moment, then pulls down her skirt and stands in nothing but a tiny thong, repeating the pose and silent inquiry. The crowd cheers even louder, especially when Daylily turns around and wiggles her dark cheeks for the crowd.

She ends up giving the "okay" sign and struts up to the fence from the direction Daisy isn't looking. The barely-dressed clown looks him over and whistles, making a "this big" gesture at the crowd. She holds up a finger to wait a moment, pulling out a long balloon. She quickly blows it up until it is over two feet long, giving it a few twists until it even better fits the bill with a round head and a pair of balloon balls.

Daylily kneels down in front of Daisy and holds it up in front of the fence around his crotch level. She motions proudly towards it, getting some cheap laughs from the crowd before she gives a big lick up the prop cock, getting a loud squeaking noise along the inflated rubber. She proceeds to go to town on it while Daisy continues to ignore her, watching something offstage that must be VERY distracting. Daylily takes about half of the balloon shaft into her mouth, bobbing her head and drooling over it as she rubs its squeaky balls. She turns around and grinds her ass on the fake dick, rolling back her eyes and letting her tongue hang out of her mouth like a dog in heat. She tucks it under her arm and slides it up her tube top, letting the head of the dick push between her boobs and bounce repeatedly off her chin.

Daylily gets to the where she's gripping the head and flicking her tongue over the tip, rubbing her breasts when Daisy seems to just notice her. He steps out from around the fence, where Daylily is still pumping and licking the phallus. Daisy crosses his arms impatiently and frowns at her, making Lily slowly come to a stop. The balloon animal/dick suddenly deflates and shoots across the room, with the expected flatulent noise. Daylily adjusts her top again, smiling and giving him a tiny wave.

Daisy looks her over and shakes his head disappointedly... then gestures out wide with his hands, as if to say "Even bigger." Daylily's eyes pop open as a "cha-ching!" sound effect goes off. She hops into his arms, Daisy catching her and carrying her to the backdrop house. He kicks it over, revealing a big, cushy bed set up behind it. The two start making out hard, undressing each other as quickly as they can. Daisy pulls off her thong in one quick pull, and she removes what are apparently tearaway pants to bare his ass and hefty dick for the crowd.

The two dark and nude performers start to rapidly fuck in front of the crowd. No pretense of foreplay or romance or symbolism here; downright, hardcore fucking. The two break into passionate grunts and shouts, technically the only "words" they use in their performance. He mounts her missionary style at first, but she quickly rolls over and sticks her ass up in the air. She spreads her legs and her asshole as Daisy pushes inside her, pulling on her hair as she gasps and shakes, rocked by the black man's heavy duty humping. Daylily buries her face in the pillows as if trying to hide her screams, but when she rears her head again, there's a thick black cock coming out of her mouth as if she's been skewered completely through by Daisy's rod. The crowd mixes with rowdy cheers and laughs, depending on whether they get the joke or realize it's a dildo she had stashed somewhere on the bed.

Daisy ends up sitting on the bed and letting Daylily's perky ass ride on his lap. He squeezes her breasts in his powerful hands, and Lily's eyes roll back as she's pounded by the ex-con. She spreads her legs and starts to forcefully pump her clit with three fingers, finally releasing one passionate scream as she squirts like a seltzer bottle across their stage. A few fans even duck back as if they almost got caught in the spray. The two flop back into the bed, breathing heavily as she runs her hands contently over his chest.

They cuddle up as some sweet music plays in the background... which cuts off as soon as Daisy raises his hand. It suddenly has a cartoonishly huge diamond ring on it. Daylily's smile drops from her face, and the crowd laughs as Irises steps on stage. She has her hair up in curlers and wears a fluffy bathrobe (open, of course), and wields a rolling pin. Daylily's eyes dart back and forth between them, as Iris flashes her other hand to reveal another giant wedding ring.

Daylily jumps from the bed, running naked across the stage. She does comical hide and seek bits, ducking behind props while Iris keeps nearly hitting her with the rolling pin. Lily even jumps over the edge of the performance area to land in your lap, letting you feel the wetness of her crotch and her sweat on you before she goes darting away back on stage. Finally, they end up back at the bed, where Daylily pretends to trip and land on the sheets. Iris, still with bland and stoney expression, spreads her legs and set Lily on her stomach before she proceeds to spank her with the rolling pin. The Spanish clown's feet kick wildly behind her, shaking her head and beating her fists on the matress like a fussy child. Iris is relentless in punishing the whore, getting loud wails out of Daylily as she really seems to wail on her perky brown ass. The red marks appearing on Daylily's booty are looking awfully distinct for just a faked spanking.

Daylily's shouts become louder and higher until finally... she cums again. Her body tenses, and she squirts backward at Iris' feet in another sticky stream of fluids. Iris pauses and looks between the puddle of cum, Daylily's paddled ass, and her pouty, playful expression. Lily jiggles her booty a bit, as if asking for more. Iris sighs and gestures to get up. Lily hops bridal style into the housewife's arms, wrapping her arms around Iris' neck and smooching the apathetic clown's cheek. Iris walks towards backstage carrying her, but turns back around to return to Daisy. Daylily plucks off his ring, slipping it onto her own finger and apparently leaving happily ever after with her new wife.

Rosey comes back out as Daisy starts to wheel the bed backstage.

Rosey dialogue: "That will do it for our show! Big round of applause for all our clowns! Enjoy your stay at Le Fetiche, and remember to stay happy, and stay horny!"

- Event sequence end -