A Goblin Morning After (caption pic) (Patreon)

Just met and banged  a goblin last night: now she's got some questions.

“Oh… there you are. Sooo… got pretty drunk last night, huh? Yea, I thought so. I uh, borrowed one of your shirts. Hope that’s okay, because I couldn’t find my pants… yea, thanks. Lots of sugar and a little milk.

“So I’m kind of remembering some of the weird shit we did last night. It’s my first time… what? Oh! Oh, god no! I’ve been with guys before! That was just my first time fucking a human. I just have a couple of questions about that…

“First, what was that mouth thing? ...the mouth thing. This! Moo moo moo… yea! Kissing! What’s with that? ….like, why did you do it? It felt weird. ...because you had your face on my face! Don’t make it sound like I’M the weirdo here! ...because you do it from behind! Like a SANE person! You grab the hair, bend me over, bite my ears and plow me like you're drilling my cunt for oil. Jeez, what are they teaching in human schools these days? 

“That was the other thing: no biting? Not even a little bit? Look at me! Sure, I’m sticky and naked, but where’s the bites? Where’s the claw marks? Where’s the shit I’ll wonder if it’s gonna scar? I figured you’d wuss out and not piss on me when you were done, but couldn’t you have at least spit on me a little? Call me a ‘cum-bucket’ or a ‘greenstain’ or something a little dirty. That... I mean, that ‘baby’ and ‘sexy’ and ‘gorgeous’ stuff? You don’t pull freak shit on a girl on a first date. ...don’t fuckin’ stare at me like that. You’re gonna get me blushing. 

“No, no really, it’s fine. I was weirded out. It’s on me. I just thought you knew about this stuff. Although… you really held up to all the rumors. I’d heard humans were big, but that… just wow. You had it so deep in my pussy I can still taste it. I don’t even remember if you were still sweet talking me through that, because I just couldn’t stop screaming. I thought your jizz was gonna come out of my ears. Speaking of, thanks for listening to me about the condoms. I’m not gonna be in my breeding heat for a couple more weeks. 

“I dunno. You’re sweet, but sweet’s new to me. Goblins don’t do sweet. We play rough and ugly and loud. It’s sorta… I dunno how to take a compliment. You’re too good for me. ...what? No! No, I mean that literally. Can you rough me up a little more next time? You’ve got the size for it, but you just need to get a little… harder about it. Don’t just fuck me. Fuck me STUPID. USE me. Go at it like you’re trying to snap my pelvis in half. Trust me. It feels great, and even better with that human monster-dick of yours. 

“You know what? Nevermind the coffee. Get your ass back in bed, big fellah. We are going back in there and this time you’re not stopping out until I can’t even walk. We’re doing this gobbo style.”