Caption Pic: Alien Head Banger (Patreon)

another big-headed alien request from a thread that I flew through.  text below as usual. Reminds me of an old rp I might make into a story here some time of a shapeshifter landing on the planet and having whacky lifedebt hijinx with the person who saves them

“I appreciate all this hospitality, human-friend. My vessel should repair itself before long, but your wooden house is very charming. I do hope that my presence is not too disruptive to your lifestyle.

“Why? Oh, because of my appearance. I understand that it can be offputting to some species. You see, our advanced intellect has left us capable of controlling our population via cloning, leaving us with little time for… primal activities. It has allowed our minds to develop to… pardon? You mean you find such a form attractive? Oh dear… you flatter me! My mind is just so full of…

“Please do not be so alarmed! Your heart rate is increasing and your genitals are evolving at an accelerated rate! And you’re grabbing me so intensely that you must be terrified of something. Oh, I understand! Then grabbing one’s chest is a sign of affection. I find it difficult to understand the simple instincts that drive your kind. It must be so… exciting to live a life driven by such base urges. I couldn’t possibly…

“What?! Stay here with you! But my vessel… I’m… I’m sure it will take some time to complete it’s auto-repairs… perhaps I will set it on its Slow setting. One can’t be too… er… careful, yes? 

“Oh to Venxt with it! I’ll stay! Your strong little hands have persuaded me! I shall try your life of passion. I… I already am starting to enjoy such urges. Yes… please! My genitalia … no one has touched them like that before! We believed them to have grown vestigial! My… yes, our hips have grown thick for comfort during extended periods of lightspeed travel. It is the same for our *gasp* our… fat-storage spheres… you do? I suppose ‘tits’ is a far simple word… charming, in a way. Yes, please grab my Earth-tits harder, handsome human! Introduce me to your wild passions! Unleash your savage Earth instincts upon my body and teach me your beautifully primitive ways! 

“If… if I may though… would you stroke my jeezex? No, up there... the crevice of my skull? Yes! It is… uhnnnn… it is a point of great pleasure and intimacy. Very sensitive to light touches… just… just like that… ohhhhh, human yesssss MMMMNGH! Great Pantheon of Wisdom! Never in our infinite intellects did I imagine living among the humans learning their earthly pleasures could be such a thrilling and… sticky experience…”