I just did the wildest thing I've ever done (Patreon)

SORRY FOR BEING VAGUE! I'm working on keeping secrets, because you know, intriguing mystery etc etc etc. This was actually two days ago but midst of all the excitement I forgot to post it here. 

Upcoming events
I'm currently traveling through Europe and I got a request from one of you that I should be more proactive about posting upcoming events. And I'm a grown-up so I can do this. I HAVE IT IN ME! BY THE POWER OF ADULTHOOD, HERE'S A LIST OF THINGS I'M ABOUT TO DO:

March 8th: speak at TECHNOPORT TRONDHEIM
March 9th: speak at OSLO - Student/Conference
March 10th: speak at CATWORK CONFERENCE 

These are conferences in various cities in Norway. I think. Damn I sound like a douche. But seriously, one of the best things of having a manager is that whenever I travel for work I just show up with my passport, some robots and an adequate amount of underwear and I don't have to think about anything else, like where I'm going. 10/10. 

March 11th-15h: hang out in Geneva and VISIT CERN!!!! SOME MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS BECAUSE PARTICLES!!!!!!!!

March 15th-20th: go to Stockholm and hang out with my family and pet some dogs or something

Then I fly back to San Francisco to do regular life stuff! If any of you are at any of these events, please come and say hi. We should have like a secret greeting just for patreonizers? Suggestions???