help me caption the hammering robot (Patreon)

PATREONIZERS! The love, light and shine of my internet life. 

HAMMER ROBOT

I'm posting a new video in an hour! It's finally hammer machine time.

But, until then: how should I caption the video-about-to-become-a-gif above? Is it about arguing on the internet? Or about social media strategy? Or when somebody asks you to fix their printer? My brain is giving me nothing but tiny puffs of uninspired air.

OTHER STUFF THAT HAS HAPPENED

Patreon came to my house and interviewed me a while back! They were offensively nice. Here's the video if you're keen.

I DIDN'T KILL THIS DOG AND NOW MAYBE YOU WANT IT

It'll make more sense when the full hammer robot video is up. But in case you want to give a home to a crappy yappy plastic dog send me a DM.

I'M IN AUSTRALIA

And I traveled here with the most glamorous luggage of my life:

Yes, only machines in there. No human tissue, I promise. 

I'm here to film a commercial and hang out with my management team. My manager Luke and his executive assistant Jess are both located here and it's so good to finally get to come visit them. We're thinking of a meetup on Sunday? In a park somewhere in Sydney. I'll post the deets as we get closer.

XOXO
-s