Mino Mountain (Patreon)

The legend of Minotaur Mountain has fascinated Muscle Mages for centuries. According to legend, he who conquers the mountain will return with waaaaaaaaay more muscle than he left with. Predictably, this has led to basically every Muscle Mage setting up shop in basically every mountain on the planet.

So imagine our hero's surprise when, unable to afford skyrocketing mountain property prices, he stumbled upon one frigging MOUNTAIN of a Minotaur in an abandoned muscle temple down by the lake. 

Don't know about you, but something tells me the Mino's gonna do the conquering here.