What's Her Secret? (Patreon)

Just a little fun on a Sunday evening. Vote for your fave scenario below! Hit like and leave a comment if you'd like to see more posts like this in the future.

You're almost finished your coffee when you spot her across the cafe. Refined and elegant, she sips from her cup, fashionably bored as she scans the pages of her newspaper. You can't help admiring her from a distance... she seems so hip and sophisticated, her style so classic, yet modern, she seems to be the very definition of class, taste, and above all, style.

But appearances can be deceiving, and this Super Cool Kitten is hiding a very embarrassing secret... what do you think it is?

She's still spanked by her mommy: That's right-- little miss cool still lives at home and still has to obey mommy's rules. And what you don't realize, as you admire her ultracool style, is that because of this stop at the cafe, she's going to arrive home late tonight... and that means she's in for a trip over mommy's knee when she gets there. Mommy will swat her sweet cheeks until they're bright red, then it's corner time for 15 minutes, her bare bum all red and hot behind her, and absolutely no rubbing, or mommy won't hesitate to toss her over her knee and spank her some more. Finally, early bedtime, tucked in under the covers on her tummy, butt crimson and throbbing behind her. Tomorrow, she'll be sipping coffee while sitting on a red tushy!

Coffee gives her diarrhea: Would it surprise you to learn that this fashionable, hip young woman has a very delicate stomach? It's true-- in fact, by the time she's halfway done that coffee, her guts are going to be rumbling, her soft, flat belly is going to be percolating, and her colon will be filling with gas. The more she drinks, the more you might notice her beginning to sweat or squirm uncomfortably in her seat. You might even, as she gets close to the bottom of her cup, begin to notice a funny smell or even hear a little toot or two as she tries to relieve a little pressure. But it won't do any good-- by the time the cup is empty, there'll be a diarrhea time-bomb ticking in her butt... and if she's not on the toilet in about 30 seconds, she's going to have quite a mess to clean up. Just think of how cute she's going to look running to the ladies room with her hands clenching her butt!

Her panties have more skidmarks than the Indy 500: Maybe she ran out of toilet paper this morning, maybe she farts like a hippopotamus, or maybe she just never learned to wipe her butt properly. Whatever the reason, the result is the same: Little Miss Cool is sitting there sipping her coffee in the dirtiest pair of panties you could ever lay eyes on. Thick brown stains as long as your finger run up and down the seat of her expensive silken undies, announcing to the world that, in spite of appearances, this "woman" is nothing but an overgrown toddler, long overdue for a return to the nursery. And if you were to catch a glimpse of those crusty brown stains, you'd find yourself wondering: would it be better to subject her to a whole new round of potty training... or simply take her back to diapers entirely?