Profile: The Paddler (Patreon)

As promised, here's the brief, Who's Who style profile I wrote for The Paddler (soon to be a major player in my Regression Crisis series.) Big thanks to everyone who's supported me and sent in comments thus far... please keep them coming, and keep you eyes pealed for the next instalment (where the action really starts heating up!)

Ava Harding always had an athletic aptitude, and started training in martial arts and gymnastics when she was still a child. By the time she graduated from high school, she was a star track athlete and wrestler, and an Olympic level martial artist. A stint in the army allowed her to further develop her skills, to the point that she was able to try out for the UFC, and she would have made it too-- if not for the scandal...

You see, there’s just one thing Ava likes more than fighting... spanking the bottoms of sexy young women. Her fetish had nearly gotten her into trouble in high school and in the military, and it finally did during tryouts, when she pulled off another girl’s pants during a sparring session and spanked her butt bright red in front of everyone at the gym.

Rejected by the organization, she dropped off the radar and decided to put everything she’d learned together, re-branding herself as a mercenary with a very unusual specialty. Harding pledges to her clients that she will spank any woman of their choice, regardless of how tough or well protected she might be... for the right price.

So adept at both spanking and hand-to-hand combat is she that The Paddler has created her own fighting style combining elements of both disciplines. She can strip an opponent of her pants and panties so quickly they don’t even notice, and she can deliver a warm up spanking in seconds, leaving her victim’s bottom red and stinging before the paddling even fully begins.  

She hooked up with Wolfe about a year ago. Since then, she’s added diapering to her repertoire, and she quickly became addicted to the feeling of power and control it gives her. When she began working with Wolfe, he gave her a number of cybernetic augmentations, making her tougher and faster than ever (little does she know it also gives him a means of controlling her.)

At the time of this writing, Harding is known to possess advanced knowledge of Aikido, Karate, Kung Fu,  Muay Thai, and Jujitsu.

Career Highlights

- In 2013, Harding targeted a popular reality TV star leaving a talk show appearance. After incapacitating her security detail, The Paddler delivered a painful spanking to the spoiled star before stealing her clothes and her car, leaving the humiliated celebrity to walk home nude with a red bottom (an image that was quickly immortalized across the internet and tabloids around the world.)

- At a recent concert in Miami, Harding stormed the stage during the performance of a chart-topping pop singer. In front of a screaming crowd of thousands, The Paddler was able to strip the squealing chanteuse of her skin tight shorts and roast her rump with a wooden spoon before security forced her to flee, leaving her victim sore and sobbing in front of her cheering fans (many of whom thought the spanking was part of the performance.)

- On assignment in Gotham City, Harding was cornered by one officer Renee Montoya, a decorated member of the GCPD. According to rumour, Harding was able to disarm Montoya, strip her of her trousers, paddle her butt, and leave her cuffed to the radiator. Once she was found by her partner, Montoya was released and forced to retreat home tearfully with a towel around her waist. (Note: Officer Montoya denies this incident occurred.)

- At a recent Academy Awards ceremony, Harding was able to jump the railing and spank the nominee for best actress on the red carpet before the show, her world-class tushy turning red in front of the lenses of dozens of cameras, hundreds of onlookers and millions of viewers on TV. The attack was later revealed to be ordered by the actress’ disgruntled manager. The Paddler injured three security team members during her escape.

- Rumours that The Paddler challenged the infamous martial-arts renegade Lady Shiva to a personal, one-on-one, “winner spanks loser” match couldn’t be corroborated... however, sources report having seen both Harding and Shiva having great difficulty sitting comfortably around the time the alleged “spanking match” was supposed to have occurred-- indication that the match ended in a stalemate? We will continue to investigate...