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SURPRISE ELIZABETH BOOBS, LOOK AT THOSE THINGS GO!

Leslie grabbed a chicken with their bare hands this weekend! It was very impressive, but also very gross! Chickens are gross! We also had to do some dishwasher maintenance this weekend, since it got clogged up and started pooling water. I got to be really cool and call back upon my years of night-shift janitorial work as I impressed Leslie with my ability to operate a one-button shop vac. But after a bit of sucking, screwing, and laying pipe, we fixed that dishwasher all by ourselves. We're certified handy men now, capable of all kinds of handy jobs!

Also, we got minorly obsessed with professional wrestling. I'll be sure to update you more on this development in future blog posts.

See you on Friday!