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YES, IT'S THE OL' "HELP I'M STUCK IN THE WASHER" BIT! HAHA! For all those FOOLS who said we were high-brow erotica, WE REJECT YOUR FALSE PRAISE! We're SMUT, BABY! FILTHY, SHAMELESS, IRREDEEMABLE SMUT! We spit on your lofty artistic appraisals and present you people a superfluous panel of pussy in PERIL! Oooh, shoot your THICK LOAD of TROPES ALL OVER ME! SMUT FOREVER!

Okay, yeah, there's gonna be more to this scene. To be completely transparent, I do have a REALLY fucking good Singles comic lined up to bounce off this scene in particular. It killed us not to be able to use it for this month's reward, but we gotta time it with the comic release. But next month? Oho, you all are getting a DAMN good Singles comic. I hope you liked the rewards for this month, too!

See you all on Friday!

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Aeryn Light

"Hang on, let me just lower this winch..."

Daniel S

Considering how much respect women juice Dakota chugs most of the time it's going to be interesting to see how this plays out.

Anonymous

yall really did use the old step driver im stuck in the washing machine cliche ah? XD

FrE3Lii

PREACH, PREACH TO THE ALMIGHTY SMUT!! For I can feel it within my Soul!... and my loins

Absentia

NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO SWOON DAKOTA!

Trekkie Monster

"Sir, that's not a winch, and also it appears to be going the other direction!"

Anonymous

i just fully cackled in the lowe’s parking lot

Anonymous

Please offer her at least something for her belly. That edge must be really hurtful 😣

John lee lewis

Scrolled down to see the “really? You really did that?” Comments. Stayed for the shameless pride. And whats better? You made it actually work! Fuck you. And i mean that whole heartedly and with all the best in mind.

Anonymous

Plot twist, he actually DOES help her out, no setup for sex. Just politely helps her out of her predicament, makes sure she's fine and all that. And THEN they fuck. Like two pants hating wolverines. (Extra points if y'all get the reference.)

Anonymous

SMUT FOR THE SMUT GODS!

Nick B.

"Step-Dakota, what are you doing??"

Volant Caedis

The love they make will save the earth from this oppressive dick regime