HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE! (Patreon)

Hey everyone! Just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas! Unfortunately, we weren't able to do a Rock Cocks tonight. The cancellation (or lack of cancellation, in my own family's case) of Christmas events has really bummed us out this holiday and we've been kind of in a funk all day. BUT! This evening we marathoned like, 4 Christmas specials in a row (Klaus, Mickey's Christmas Carol, Marge Be Not Proud, A Nightmare Before Christmas, and 5 minutes of the Jim Carrey Grinch before Leslie hid the remote from me) and we're in a much better mood now. Please, even if you're not seeing anyone and ESPECIALLY if you're not, please just take some time to enjoy yourself. Send your friends a gift online, message someone to tell them how much they've meant to you this year, call your family (who aren't having big Christmas get-togethers what the FUCK), and make plans for 2021. 

From the two of us here to all of you amazing people, thank you all so much. Have as merry a Christmas as you can, and look forward to bigger brighter Christmases we can all celebrate together. Rock Cocks will be back on Monday and we can't wait to bring more fun sexy goodness to you all for many more years to come!

See you on Sunday!