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Whew. Rough fucking day. Our chihuahua, Bruce, had a dental cleaning today. He had to spend the entire day at the vet and ended up getting five teeth extracted. It sucks, but he apparently chihuahuas tend to just have their teeth completely go to shit around his age. Sad, but nothing we could really do about it. Definitely didn't affect his appetite, though! Also, I threw out my back and every waking moment is pain. I can't even sit in a chair without my back hurting today, so this is a particularly painful blog post.

Also, last post before April! I'm pretty bummed about it, seeing as my favorite holiday (April Fools) has basically been usurped by Easter. What's the point of celebrating April Fools when everyone's celebrating Easter? It feels like it just got overwritten. Oh well, we were too busy and I'm suffering from too much back-pain to do a decent joke anyways. (Note: This isn't an elaborate set-up for some prank, please don't expect anything)

Anyways, we'll be doing a full Patreon post soon about next month's rewards, but in case you want a sneak peek at them now, click here! Got some good shit for April, including Dakota/Elizabeth pin ups and more pussy-eating tips from Clover!

All right, I'm gonna go lay down and try not to die. Don't cry for me, I got Bruce and Leslie to comfort me. See you in April!