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It's the best month of the year, everybody! Motherfuckin' December! And luckily, thanks to you all, we're back in warm Louisiana, where we can wear shorts all winter-long and freak the fuck out and shut down everything whenever it gets even slightly breezy! No, really, that's a thing that happens, Louisiana has no idea how to handle cold weather in the rare event that it happens. Either way, thank you all so much for the ridiculous amount of support this month! Get ready to see some festive rewards early tomorrow! Make sure your pledge goes through so you can see them! Thank you all, and see you tomorrow!