Hailee becomes a Slob (Patreon)

Here is my first proper big post for January 2024. Its crazy to think its early 2024. Where does the time go? Last year was a great one for lots of little projects and exploring new styles, a new drawing application and the incorporation of 3d reference models. 

I wanted to celebrate all of 2023 and my patrons who have continued to support me with an illustration of Hailee Steinfeld influenced by one of my favourite comedy sketches of all time. If you are a fan of Monty Python you might know of Mr. Creosote. A sketch where an insanely obese well dressed man walks into a restaurant and terrifying's the staff and customers with his immensity, then proceeds to order and devour the entire menu before puking profusely and then exploding over everyone.

Its shocking, gritty and hilarious but when I saw it as a kid I always thought it would be epic to see that with a female character. So I wanted to parody that scene with a massive 1500lbs Hailee who has been gorging herself on fine foods for years now getting ever larger and larger.

My friend and patron helped me kick start a short story idea and then I expanded on it and went from there using the dialog from the story in this version of the illustration. Other versions even show her covered in food waste and slobby food stain effects.

Enjoy this short story I worked on in collab with Darthjop16.

The once gorgeous Hailee Steinfeld had let herself go. The woman was rumoured to be heavily obese and on the brink of immobility although only a few saw her, and those few were at the obese actresses favourite restaurant which she visited less frequently as her weight increased exponentially with every day.

It was a late evening at ‘Julards All You Can Eat Bistro’ restaurant when the tables and chairs started to shake, alarming the public inside. THe Employees braced themselves for what was to come. Their NUMBER ONE customer had returned. Faces became pale. Sweat trickled down their foreheads. Hands shook with fear.

Suddenly a massive blob of fat burst through the door covered in sweat, food stains and breast milk “ URRRP - Where’s - my FUCKING table!

The woman belched out, grabbing her huge gut and rubbing it soothing it’s bloated pain from her last meal roughly about 20 minutes ago.

“Ah yes Miss Steinfeld right this way,” said the waiter, giving the obese slob a leather bound menu and ushering her slow laborious waddle and shifting and dragging of her huge rolls of fat she was trapped under to the largest table they had to offer .

The other people in the restaurant watched in horror seeing the dangerously obese woman march her way through the restaurant knocking several things over with her massive and flabby body. Wine bottles and glasses were knocked from tables, patrons chairs were forced out of her way if her eight feet of width passed by.

“What is she doing here?” Demanded a skinny woman eating a salad.

“The restaurant can’t hope to cater to the likes of her,” another woman said before breathing in Hailee’s foul odour and nearly choking on it.

“She’s so massive, how did she even get here?“ inquired a suited gentleman. “Did she come here on a flatbed truck?” he asked his waiter as the two watched the massive whale of a woman sit down on a reinforced metal chair they used in car construction.

“Miss Steinfeld welcome to Julards all you can eat Bistro ,what will it be? the waiter asked the obese former actress .

“I’ll have the whole menu. I walked all the way here from five guys,”replied Hailee giggling to herself about how proud of walking a few steps between restaurants .

“The entire menu Miss..coming right up. Anything to drink? “ asked the waiter struggling to breathe with Hailee’s odour starting to grow stronger from the amount of sweat on her fat body.“

“I’ll have a dozen bottles of merlot, a keg of ale and six bottles of cola to wash it all down,” Hailee replied happily before feeling her stomach ferociously rumbling and gurgling making her entire body jiggle and wobble due to the ungodly amount of fat on her .

“Um…also fetch a bucket …that rumbling noise means I’m going to barf everything up again.” Hailee demanded between gulps of air. Her cheeks puffed out and became slightly green with pressure building up deep in her intestines. There simply wasn’t any more food inside her stomach. She was completely backed up and unable to force any more decadent food into her large beach ball sized guts.

Hailee’s ever watchful waiter approached. Offering her a mint wafer for desert.

“Miss Hailee, to finish off your dinner I suggest this minty wafer as a palette cleansing desert.

“Cant…I'm absolutely stuffed! Can’t eat another thing! I think…I think I could explode if I eat a single other thing.”

“Ridiculous Miss Steinfeld. I have seen you consume tons of food many times. This wafer is teeny tiny and will satisfy your taste buds to no end.”

“Okay…fine then. Put it on my tongue.” she swallowed.

The wafer was delicately placed upon the celebs outreaching tongue slick with bits of food. Hailee bought it in and swallowed it whole. A satisfied content look passed across her rosy cheeks and dark green eyes. She smiled. She hadn’t really pushed herself like this in a long time. It's one of the reasons she tried to make the effort to Julards. They always took care of her immense needs and desire to eat everything they had.

Her stomach began to rumble and twist. She had reached her total limit.“Guuuurrrrhhhhhuuuuggguuurrrrgggllllleeee…..Groan……Bhhhuurrrruuugglreee….ahhhhbarrrrppppppph!”

Shivers violently racked her upper body causing her gargantuanly stuffed belly to ripple a sudden torrent of chewed up food and mushy brown liquid erupted from her full lips.

The pitiful bucket the waiter had placed overflowed in seconds and scattered huge showers of droplets across the other diners.

Hailee shifted her weight back to her centre of gravity on her enormous couch. Her front was plastered with the sticky remains of hours worth of eating. Bones, gristly, bits of rice, onion and half digested fries and burgers. A sloppy messy dripping down her huge chest to collect in pools in her deep fat folds that extended from her in feed in every direction. Her stomach was so massive it rested on the floor between her legs and stuck out from her upper chest as a shelf for her boobs to press out 4 feet in front of her at its apex to rest slightly against the white table cloth.

“Oopps, where are my manners. I couldn’t hold it in anymore. So…What’s for dessert?" giggled Hailee before licking her plump lips ravenously now her stomach had made more room for itself.

I'm saving the slobbier and nude versions for higher tier patrons if you want to check those out.