A crestie's secret journal - entry 15 (Patreon)

"So I got this pump a while ago, and just thinking about doing this made me all shakey from excitement. And boi did it not disappoint! Ohmygosh.

The rod just slid in with zero resistance, which was already a huge yes. The first few squeezes I felt nothing, but then it began. Whew. As soon as I started feeling my urethra getting pumped, my legs started shaking and I had to lie down. It was a bit too exciting lol. I was nervous too, so I guess that helped. Anyway, a few more squeezes later and I could see my urethra start to rise and swallow more and more of the rod. Hello, shakey hands! It was getting hard to squeeze the trigger thing because of that, but I ain't finna give up on me dreams m8. It looked like a big cervix at this point, but I imagine it was much more squishy and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

With each pump I could feel the tension getting stronger, and I was kinda hoping for it to prolapse, but the rod was actually pushing against my bladder, so no, it was just getting puffier. Which is, you know, still YES.

Aaaaand then I got carried away and started pumping really fast, and I've gotta say, no regerts! Seeing my urethra get all huge and fill like half of the chamber like jeez, AND IT FELT AMAAAAAZING!!!!!! Like I can't even describe it, never felt anything like that! It was so big, I just wanted to grab it and squeeeeeeze. But after a few more pumps I passed out from all the emotions and sensations, WHICH IS ACTUALLY GREAT BECAUSE WHEN I WOKE UP THE PUMP WAS STILL ON

I don't know how long I was out, but I know this definitely helped make this a little bit more permanent! I pumped it a few more times, and GOSH. This hole was never this sensitive; that was so overwhelming that I almost passed out again haha! I took a few mins to breathe, and then let the air back in. The puff didn't get much smaller, maybe about a half. I still couldn't stand up, shakey legs and everything else lol, but I took the pump off and touched my glorious, glorious mess. And just... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I couldn't squeeze it very hard, because it was too sensitive and my hands were too weak WHICH IS A SHAME, but I did manage to squish it a bit, finger it a little, and even stretch it some. It was so incredibly soft and warm and slippery and heavy and jiggly and just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Perfection. That's what it was.

I played with it a bit more, and while it did get smaller, it was still puffy enough to keep me open, and once I managed to stand up, I could VERY MUCH feel that. Returning home with that mess between my legs was absolutely amazing. Gosh. Goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I know this isn't the last time I did this. Maybe I'll be doing it every night, and try to sleep with the pump on or something like that. It probably won't stay on for long, but IT'S A NICE THOUGHT. If I can handle it lmao.

Anyway.

Best day of this and last year for sure. Gosh."

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Been way too bloody long since I last made one of these. ._. Has it seriously been over a year???

Either way, enjoy! :D