A crestie's secret journal - entry 13 (Patreon)

"I DID IT! I TRIED STUFFING MY URETERS! Oh boy. Ohhh boooyyyyy.

Okay, so these rods obviously aren't the first thing I've put in there; it actually took a relatively long time to go up to this size, it was just too boring to do any updates before getting here. At first it wasn't that great, it kinda hurt, but I really loved something about the sensation of stuff moving around deeper down this hole, so I kept trying. After a while, it got acceptable, and after a longer while there was no pain at all - just fun, and this is where I am now. I don't know if I can stuff those tiny holes with textured things, but I'm TOTALLY going to try eventually. Though I don't think I have beads - or any toys that are that small lol.

I also like how firmly the rods were stuck in there. Huge surprise; I thought I'd have to like keep my vagoo open somehow, because I def didn't want those things to move around too much BECAUSE I'M CAREFUL LIKE THAT. I also didn't want to put them too deep inside; don't think poking my kidneys is a good idea lol. Pretty sure I got them nearly there anyway, wheeee! It would also be nice to be able to stand up and walk around like this, but I'm 90% sure it's not a good idea haha! Haaaaaaaaaa...

But yes, probably being the first person to ever say "I'm gonna continue stretching my ureters", I shall keep that word. This is fun. Ridiculous, but fun. Very thrilling too. 10/10.

Not my main focus tho; peehole still best hole."

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P.S. DO NOT try this at home. This is fictional, and in fiction, everything is possible. And while this reality of ours is most likely a simulation (therefore fiction for someone outside of this universe), it sadly has very real limits for its inhabitants (i.e. you and me and your mum and everyone inbetween).

There's also a bonus faux-stereo version. I should try doing that more often; I render out a Z pass for most pieces nowadays. ._.

Anyway, enjoy! :D