Pirate Tricks - 01 (Patreon)

So, for those of you who didn't know, I'm a huge Magic: the Gathering nerd.  There are some pieces of Magic slang I particularly find amusing, namely a creature with much higher toughness than power "having a big butt".  So, given the pre-release events, I thought it would be amusing to make a comic about a creature getting buffs.  I don't think any of the cards I named are actual cards.  Either way, this is supposed to be very tongue in cheek.