Bouncy bouncy! (Patreon)

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“That’s it honey, you just swing and bounce around there for a little while! We don’t want you wandering off!”

“Daddy and I will be in our bedroom for a while ‘playing’ so don’t be scared if you hear and strange noises coming from our room!”

“Don’t look so sad, you’re not old enough to play like adults do but I’m sure you’ll get there one day. Just concentrate on keeping your pants dry! I think that’ll be the bigger challenge for you.”

“Bouncy bouncy bouncy! Try not to make any stinkies or you’re going to be smushing around in it for a couple of hours.”