Quiet time (Patreon)

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“Something tells me you’re a little fussy! Whenever you get a little moany and grumpy then Daddy knows exactly what to do…”

“Do you want a nap? Some quiet time?”

“We’ll shut the curtains and make it all dark, then with a couple of pillows and blankets we can make it all cosy! I could put on some soft twinkly music and after a bottle of milk I’m sure you’ll just drift off. Wouldn’t that be nice?”

“Let’s get that diaper of yours changed so you’re all fresh and clean, then we won’t have to worry about any of my sheets getting soggy! And let’s pop this pacifier in for you to suckle on.”

“There we go, what a cute little thing you are. Shhhh shh, let me carry you up to the nursery”