Seaman Stinky (Patreon)

If you can think of any more sailing references, let me know!

“Uh oh! What’s the matter Midshipman Crinklepants?”

“Something happened on the poopdeck?”

“Perhaps we should call you Seaman Stinky from now on!”

“Report for a diaper inspection! Oh dear, I think you’ve failed! That little butt is far from clean!”

“Why don’t we see if we can clean up ‘down-below’ and get you ready for duty again!”

“We’ll clean you up and get you ship-shape again! Ready to get back to playing… I mean sailing!”