Quite so thick.. (Patreon)

I’m back from my very lovely holiday! Did you miss me?

Here’s the caption text:

“I don’t know what you’re complaining about, Munchkin!”

“Daddy, they’re too thick!”

“Don’t be silly” he said giving her padded rear a friendly little squeeze.

“I look stupid! All the other girls will laugh at me!”

“Now listen to me, baby girl. I can’t trust you to keep that bed dry. If you don’t want anyone to laugh then you’ll have to try extra hard to keep yourself from making any little puddles, okay?”

“Okay…”

“And maybe next time we can put you in something that isn’t quite so thick”